An ode to those who've gone.

by Andy Sat Oct 24, 2015 8:08 pm

A racist poster called Smell
Posted bile on the thread from hell
He left us to mull
Over his vile use of the word Cull
But he's gone,for the better,you can tell.

An arguementative girl name of Nem
Against everyone else would condemn
She hated the lot
And spoke as if we were snot
But in truth it was her who was phlegm.

by Andy Sat Oct 24, 2015 8:18 pm

A redoubtable poster called Sassy
Always posted the truth and was classy.
When she typed in her den
To the amazement of young Ben
She was not only bold but brassy.

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 8:24 pm

Keep em coming, they're brilliant.

by Andy Sat Oct 24, 2015 8:33 pm

One of my favourite posters is Christ
She's right at the top of my list
She gives as good as she gets
and makes sure no- one forgets
Unless they are rw ,stupid or pissed.

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 8:33 pm

Christie wrote:Keep em coming, they're brilliant.

Nems was once your best friend and confidant. After all she did for you, how she was there for you, how close you both were you make me sick An ode to those who've gone. Sick_211

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 8:39 pm

feelthelove wrote:
Christie wrote:Keep em coming, they're brilliant.

Nems was once your best friend and confidant. After all she did for you, how she was there for you, how close you both were you make me sick

You are such a stupid, weak, manipulative cow. I am not Christie, and she is not me. You on the other hand are quite a lot of things, none of them nice.

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 8:42 pm

Carry on Handy Andy. Sorry someone had to derail a fun thread with shit stirring.

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 8:46 pm

Christie wrote:Carry on Handy Andy. Sorry someone had to derail a fun thread with shit stirring.

A fun thread????? Abusing other posters? Posters who have been banned or have chosen to leave? Fun? Really? I would question your opinion of fun. You have fun at the expense of others, are you telling me that is right and just? An ode to those who've gone. No_no_10

by Andy Sat Oct 24, 2015 8:49 pm

I post my odes about anyone and everyone. I take the piss out of everyone, even myself.
You are next FTL.

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 8:50 pm

feelthelove wrote:
Christie wrote:Carry on Handy Andy. Sorry someone had to derail a fun thread with shit stirring.

A fun thread????? Abusing other posters? Posters who have been banned or have chosen to leave? Fun? Really? I would question your opinion of fun. You have fun at the expense of others, are you telling me that is right and just?

So why are you not telling this to Handy Andy? You know, the person who made the thread? Carry on Andy, take no notice.

by Andy Sat Oct 24, 2015 8:55 pm

A jovial poster named Andy
Was regarded as a bit of a dandy.
As be posted with mirth
about his length and his girth
It made his readers feel quite randy.

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 8:57 pm

Christie wrote:
feelthelove wrote:

A fun thread????? Abusing other posters? Posters who have been banned or have chosen to leave? Fun? Really? I would question your opinion of fun. You have fun at the expense of others, are you telling me that is right and just?

So why are you not telling this to Handy Andy? You know, the person who made the thread? Carry on Andy, take no notice.

It's on his thread Chisassy, I'm sure he can read Rolling Eyes

by Andy Sat Oct 24, 2015 9:02 pm

It s hard to write about FTL,
She'll go to the teacher and tell.
About tales of dread
That are found on each thread
Which is why me and her do not gel.

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 9:05 pm

Handy Andy wrote:It s hard to write about FTL,
She'll go to the teacher and tell.
About tales of dread
That are found on each thread
Which is why me and her do not gel.

Andy I have never once reported a thread to anyone here, you and I have always got along. Why the sudden change? An ode to those who've gone. Questi18

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 9:07 pm

feelthelove wrote:
Handy Andy wrote:It s hard to write about FTL,
She'll go to the teacher and tell.
About tales of dread
That are found on each thread
Which is why me and her do not gel.

Andy I have never once reported a thread to anyone here, you and I have always got along. Why the sudden change?

I'm starting to question if you, Sassy and Christie are one and the same???? An ode to those who've gone. Rofl23

by Andy Sat Oct 24, 2015 9:10 pm

FTL - dont take my odes seriously - the ryhme is more important than the sentiment. You try getting two more lines to rhyme with FTL!!!
I write hundreds,at home,at work,on forums.Most are nonsense.

by Major Sat Oct 24, 2015 9:17 pm

Made me smile, keep it up Andy.

by Andy Sat Oct 24, 2015 9:20 pm

I don't really know Feel The Love
But she always seems like a dove
All fluffy and white
And covers the rwers with shyte
When they look at her up above.

by Andy Sat Oct 24, 2015 9:40 pm

A forum owner named Ben
Wielded his big stick now and then.
I'm not sure what is worse
Ben's ban or my little verse
But he needs the patience of Zen.

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 9:41 pm

There once was a poster named Ben
who only appeared now and then
he got pissed off with Smelly
(a bit of a nelly)
so got rid with a stroke of his pen.

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 9:42 pm

Snap Andy lol

by Andy Sat Oct 24, 2015 9:43 pm

There is a newbie called Storm
Of whom we are wary,quite norm.
As time passes by
We can only but try
To have a good opinion we form.

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 9:47 pm

There once was a poster named Zack
who said he weren't coming back
but I've seen him around
(and my eyesight is sound)
And I'm glad cos his thoughts we would lack

by Andy Sat Oct 24, 2015 9:56 pm

Oh dear God. I have a rival in the dreadful ode stakes

by SEXY MAMA Sat Oct 24, 2015 9:57 pm

Lol!

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 9:59 pm

Handy Andy wrote:Oh dear God. I have a rival in the dreadful ode stakes

Nah, I just like silly rhymes like you do.

by SEXY MAMA Sat Oct 24, 2015 10:00 pm

Handy Andy wrote:There is a newbie called Storm
Of whom we are wary,quite norm.
As time passes by
We can only but try
To have a good opinion we form.

Indeed ;

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 10:03 pm

There once was a poster named Sexy
who often sent me a texty
she flatten a man
with no need of a pan
she'd just raise up her insults to maxi.

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 10:07 pm

There once was a poster named Andy
who said he was ever so handy
but what he implied
(and I'm sure his wife sighed)
was the reason why he'd turned bandy.

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 10:07 pm

You set me off Andy, I'll stop now before it gets silly

by nicko Sat Oct 24, 2015 10:13 pm

There was a young man called Andy
who got pissed on a half pint of shandy,
he fell in the bath and just for a laff
asked Quill for some of his Candy.

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 10:17 pm

nicko wrote:There was a young man called Andy
who got pissed on a half pint of shandy,
he fell in the bath and just for a laff
asked Quill for some of his Candy.

I like that, sure Andy will as well

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 10:49 pm

There once was a poster named Shady
who liked to dress up as a lady
he'd do up the bra
and go 'oh la la'
I think that my new name is Sadie.

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 10:53 pm

Handy Andy wrote:A racist poster called Smell
Posted bile on the thread from hell
He left us to mull
Over his vile use of the word Cull
But he's gone,for the better,you can tell.

An arguementative girl name of Nem
Against everyone else would condemn
She hated the lot
And spoke as if we were snot
But in truth it was her who was phlegm.

Andy,why did you join Inaflap if it is so bad? I remember when you joined you said that you were relieved at leaving Speakfree because of the destructive posts of a few posters,most notably Sassy's according to you.

You also claimed you looked forward to right wing views as well as left wing ones,as you felt the debate on Speakfree was stifled.

What changed?

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 10:57 pm

sassy wrote:There once was a poster named Shady
who liked to dress up as a lady
he'd do up the bra
and go 'oh la la'
I think that my new name is Sadie.

Ah Sassy me girl,I loves the way that you are bringing yet another site down.

It won't be long now will it? Just one more push & we'll be there.

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 10:59 pm

Shady wrote:
sassy wrote:There once was a poster named Shady
who liked to dress up as a lady
he'd do up the bra
and go 'oh la la'
I think that my new name is Sadie.

Ah Sassy me girl,I loves the way that you are bringing yet another site down.

It won't be long now will it? Just one more push & we'll be there.

You'd think you would come up with a new idea by now for shit stirring wouldn't you, but I guess when you don't have much imagination you have to keep trying with stuff that lost it's shine years ago.

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 11:10 pm

This is how you compose a Limerick:

There was an old whore called Sassy

Who took it right up the Assy.

When she felt randy she face fucked Handy Andy.Who puked up all over her twatty. BOOM BOOM!

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!

I love this game coz I've got fucking loads of Limericks.........Fucking loads of them.

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 11:21 pm

Oh come on Shady, you won't even make the grade of Court Jester with that.

A young pirate boy name of Shade
dreamt he'd gone on another ship raid
but he fell off his bed
landed right on his head
And through widdle he then had to wade.

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 11:28 pm

A fine Aussie poster named Veya
turned into a right dragon slayer
He slew a paintballer
(not a tall order)
who thought he was an impailer

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 11:35 pm

sassy wrote:Oh come on Shady, you won't even make the grade of Court Jester with that.

A young pirate boy name of Shade
dreamt he'd gone on another ship raid
but he fell off his bed
landed right on his head
And through widdle he then had to wade.

I thought that one would would rile you.

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!

by Guest Sat Oct 24, 2015 11:38 pm

Shady wrote:
sassy wrote:Oh come on Shady, you won't even make the grade of Court Jester with that.

A young pirate boy name of Shade
dreamt he'd gone on another ship raid
but he fell off his bed
landed right on his head
And through widdle he then had to wade.

I thought that one would would rile you.

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!

Rile? You do have a funny opinion of yourself lol Seen a lot worse than that, you don't work with 250 New Zealand men without letting that sort of thing go right over your head. That's tame, very, very tame.

by Tommy Monk Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:28 am

There was an old growler called Sassy,
With a tongue that was always quite acid,
Cos she did have the knack,
When showing her crack,
Of making a hard cock go flacid!

lol!

by Eilzel Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:45 am

Doesn't really rhyme tommy, good effort though.

The one on veya is great. If the forum had a physical form I'd suggest building a statue of him over HF hahaha

by Tommy Monk Sun Oct 25, 2015 1:04 am

There was an old pooftah called Les,
"It's all about man love" he says,
"I know quim's fresh and pink",
"While a mans arse does stink",
"But I still go for ring piece instead!"

lol!

by Tommy Monk Sun Oct 25, 2015 1:26 am

I'm starting to like this Limmerick game...

But what's the betting that the lefties suddenly start not liking it so much now...!?

by Guest Sun Oct 25, 2015 1:50 am

A dick of a man, name of Monk,
his cock it had run out of spunk,
it was tiny and flaccid
and incredibly placid
It never got bigger, just shrunk

by Eilzel Sun Oct 25, 2015 3:45 am

Well you just bring base homophobia tommy. Nothing more to you though eh ;-)

by Tommy Monk Sun Oct 25, 2015 9:17 am

by Andy Sun Oct 25, 2015 9:23 am

There was a poster named Monk
Who thought he was a bit of a hunk
But what he wrote on these pages
Sent folk into rages
He has the charisma of a skunk

by Tommy Monk Sun Oct 25, 2015 9:34 am

There was an old bender called Andy,
Who's boyfriend was not very randy,
He'd never do anal,
Cos he said it's too painful,
So he only sometimes got a hand shandy!

lol!

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