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Why am I so stupid????!!
by eddie Fri Oct 16, 2015 3:46 pm
I was feeling well please with myself after saving a lot of money on something I bought today.....
So
I decided to give my kitchen a spring clean and wanted to move my Mathmos Lava lamp.
It was on, and therefore HOT
I picked it up and dropped it!!!!! I love that lamp!!
Had to buy a new one and spent the money I had saved today!!
I'm so bloody stupid!!! Who picks up something, knowing its fecking hot???
Me. Dumbass me that's who.
So annoyed with myself. I do stupid shit like that all the time.
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by Raggamuffin Fri Oct 16, 2015 4:00 pm
I know exactly what you mean. You'll forgive yourself in time. 
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by eddie Fri Oct 16, 2015 4:06 pm
If it was a one-off I wouldn't mind rags!
And I told myself "don't pick that up while it's hot" and then picked it up!
Do you do stuff like that?
And I told myself "don't pick that up while it's hot" and then picked it up!
Do you do stuff like that?
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by Raggamuffin Fri Oct 16, 2015 4:08 pm
eddie wrote:If it was a one-off I wouldn't mind rags!
And I told myself "don't pick that up while it's hot" and then picked it up!
Do you do stuff like that?
Yes, quite a lot eddie. It's a terrible feeling afterwards - quite overwhelming.
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by nicko Fri Oct 16, 2015 4:48 pm
Eddie, what happened to the liquid inside it? As far as I know it's poison.
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by Guest Fri Oct 16, 2015 5:35 pm
not too bad if no-one eats it but if its an old one it could well be an aniline oil 
that stuff will turn you into
that stuff will turn you into
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by SEXY MAMA Fri Oct 16, 2015 5:39 pm
eddie wrote:
I was feeling well please with myself after saving a lot of money on something I bought today.....
So
I decided to give my kitchen a spring clean and wanted to move my Mathmos Lava lamp.
It was on, and therefore HOT
I picked it up and dropped it!!!!! I love that lamp!!
Had to buy a new one and spent the money I had saved today!!
I'm so bloody stupid!!! Who picks up something, knowing its fecking hot???
Me. Dumbass me that's who.
So annoyed with myself. I do stupid shit like that all the time.
Sometimes the hands work faster than the brain!
Think of it like this......
What if it burned your child! This will make it bearable!
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by Guest Fri Oct 16, 2015 8:21 pm
SEXY MAMA wrote:eddie wrote:
I was feeling well please with myself after saving a lot of money on something I bought today.....
So
I decided to give my kitchen a spring clean and wanted to move my Mathmos Lava lamp.
It was on, and therefore HOT
I picked it up and dropped it!!!!! I love that lamp!!
Had to buy a new one and spent the money I had saved today!!
I'm so bloody stupid!!! Who picks up something, knowing its fecking hot???
Me. Dumbass me that's who.
So annoyed with myself. I do stupid shit like that all the time.
Sometimes the hands work faster than the brain!
Think of it like this......
What if it burned your child! This will make it bearable!
well said
had to give you a green for that one
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by Guest Fri Oct 16, 2015 8:24 pm
eddie wrote:
I'm so bloody stupid!!!
So annoyed with myself. I do stupid shit like that all the time.
hi eddie
been looking lately at the law of attraction and how it works
every time you say something negative like that above you are sending out a negative vibration and you are kind of affirming that 'you do it all the time' so that's why it 'always' seems to happen. you're stuck in that mindset
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by Guest Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:19 pm
eddie wrote:If it was a one-off I wouldn't mind rags!
And I told myself "don't pick that up while it's hot" and then picked it up!
Do you do stuff like that?
all the time
i say "smelly bandit, do not drink this final shot of JD honey" and yet like a puppet slave of the demon drink i neck the shot in a oner, the next morning, the demon that was in the drink is now in my head and doing his level best to smash his way out of my skull with a sledge hammer, shouting and screaming like a drunken lunatic all the while.
other times, i say to myself, "smelly bandit she is a hippocrocapig and weighes more than you do in full battle dress, and looks like she has taken more then one pick helve across the face in a bar fight, this is a bad idea my friend"
but do i listen to my own good advice??
NO!!!!!!
instead i choose to spend the next day crying and scrubbing myself in the shower like a rape victim.
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by Raggamuffin Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:21 pm
The best thing is to assume that you're going to do stuff like that all the time, and then if you don't, it's a bonus!
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by Guest Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:26 pm
dont tell me Smelly...the two are often associated...... 
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by Guest Fri Oct 16, 2015 11:44 pm
victorismyhero wrote:dont tell me Smelly...the two are often associated......
As two follows one.
As B follows A
As the trail follows the snail
Alas the greatest of out own best advice is most often wasted on ourselves,fools that we are.
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by eddie Sat Oct 17, 2015 10:27 am
smelly-bandit wrote:eddie wrote:If it was a one-off I wouldn't mind rags!
And I told myself "don't pick that up while it's hot" and then picked it up!
Do you do stuff like that?
all the time
i say "smelly bandit, do not drink this final shot of JD honey" and yet like a puppet slave of the demon drink i neck the shot in a oner, the next morning, the demon that was in the drink is now in my head and doing his level best to smash his way out of my skull with a sledge hammer, shouting and screaming like a drunken lunatic all the while.
other times, i say to myself, "smelly bandit she is a hippocrocapig and weighes more than you do in full battle dress, and looks like she has taken more then one pick helve across the face in a bar fight, this is a bad idea my friend"
but do i listen to my own good advice??
NO!!!!!!
instead i choose to spend the next day crying and scrubbing myself in the shower like a rape victim.
Hahahahaha. That made me laugh so much!!!
If we were in a pub I'd have a very good reply to that but I can't wrote it here.....
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by eddie Sat Oct 17, 2015 10:28 am
SEXY MAMA wrote:eddie wrote:
I was feeling well please with myself after saving a lot of money on something I bought today.....
So
I decided to give my kitchen a spring clean and wanted to move my Mathmos Lava lamp.
It was on, and therefore HOT
I picked it up and dropped it!!!!! I love that lamp!!
Had to buy a new one and spent the money I had saved today!!
I'm so bloody stupid!!! Who picks up something, knowing its fecking hot???
Me. Dumbass me that's who.
So annoyed with myself. I do stupid shit like that all the time.
Sometimes the hands work faster than the brain!
Think of it like this......
What if it burned your child! This will make it bearable!
Absolutely sm! I often look on the bright side - was just annoyed with myself!!
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by eddie Sat Oct 17, 2015 10:30 am
Well thanks for the stories and advice
I'll definitely stay away from shots of JD and hippocrocopigs and try and engage brain before hands.
I'm sure there's a joke there somewhere
I'll definitely stay away from shots of JD and hippocrocopigs and try and engage brain before hands.
I'm sure there's a joke there somewhere
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by SEXY MAMA Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:46 pm
gelico again wrote:SEXY MAMA wrote:
Sometimes the hands work faster than the brain!
Think of it like this......
What if it burned your child! This will make it bearable!
well said
had to give you a green for that one
Thank you
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by Guest Sat Oct 17, 2015 4:32 pm
eddie wrote:
I was feeling well please with myself after saving a lot of money on something I bought today.....
So
I decided to give my kitchen a spring clean and wanted to move my Mathmos Lava lamp.
It was on, and therefore HOT
I picked it up and dropped it!!!!! I love that lamp!!
Had to buy a new one and spent the money I had saved today!!
I'm so bloody stupid!!! Who picks up something, knowing its fecking hot???
Me. Dumbass me that's who.
So annoyed with myself. I do stupid shit like that all the time.
Accidents happen Eddie, don't be so hard on yourself. At least it was easily replaced and no one got hurt
x
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by eddie Sat Oct 17, 2015 6:36 pm
I had to spend what I'd saved FTL! Pfffffff!
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by Guest Sat Oct 17, 2015 6:40 pm
eddie wrote:
I had to spend what I'd saved FTL! Pfffffff!
Yes but imagine how annoyed you would have been if you hadn't saved the money??!!! Every cloud and all that
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by Raggamuffin Sat Oct 17, 2015 6:43 pm
The point is that eddie is back to square one. Having gone without something in order to save money, she's ended up no further forward.
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by Guest Sat Oct 17, 2015 6:47 pm
Raggamuffin wrote:The point is that eddie is back to square one. Having gone without something in order to save money, she's ended up no further forward.
in the past i bought so many 'special offers' that i ended up having to get a cab home with them
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by Guest Sat Oct 17, 2015 6:49 pm
gelico again wrote:Raggamuffin wrote:The point is that eddie is back to square one. Having gone without something in order to save money, she's ended up no further forward.
in the past i bought so many 'special offers' that i ended up having to get a cab home with them
Hello Geli! A cab home with them???? Just what kind of "special offers" are we talking about here?????!!!!
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by Raggamuffin Sat Oct 17, 2015 6:49 pm
gelico again wrote:Raggamuffin wrote:The point is that eddie is back to square one. Having gone without something in order to save money, she's ended up no further forward.
in the past i bought so many 'special offers' that i ended up having to get a cab home with them
That's the trouble with saving money - it costs you more in the end.
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by Guest Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:30 pm
eddie wrote:
I was feeling well please with myself after saving a lot of money on something I bought today.....
So
I decided to give my kitchen a spring clean and wanted to move my Mathmos Lava lamp.
It was on, and therefore HOT
I picked it up and dropped it!!!!! I love that lamp!!
Had to buy a new one and spent the money I had saved today!!
I'm so bloody stupid!!! Who picks up something, knowing its fecking hot???
Me. Dumbass me that's who.
So annoyed with myself. I do stupid shit like that all the time.
that's a shame. I have one and I love it. Mine is in the conservatory.
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by eddie Sun Oct 18, 2015 1:06 am
Yep I agree rags. No such thing as a free lunch and all that pfffff
Nems, I bought a replacement bottle but very begrudgingly!
Nems, I bought a replacement bottle but very begrudgingly!
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by eddie Sun Oct 18, 2015 1:10 am
Actually I think I may have scared the man on the phone at Mathmos.
He said. "Sorry to hear that" after I told him my whole sorry tale (like he needed to know I'd saved money and spring-cleaned my kitchen?)
So I said "No you're not sorry. Stop saying that"
And he replied "no I really am"
Me: "No you're not, you're making money out of this"
So he says he really isn't, because he only works for Mathmos and he isn't actually, Mathmos the company, and that really, I sounded like a nice lady and he could tell I loved my lamp.
I should've asked him to marry me. He was so patient.
He said. "Sorry to hear that" after I told him my whole sorry tale (like he needed to know I'd saved money and spring-cleaned my kitchen?)
So I said "No you're not sorry. Stop saying that"
And he replied "no I really am"
Me: "No you're not, you're making money out of this"
So he says he really isn't, because he only works for Mathmos and he isn't actually, Mathmos the company, and that really, I sounded like a nice lady and he could tell I loved my lamp.
I should've asked him to marry me. He was so patient.
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by Guest Sun Oct 18, 2015 4:43 pm
eddie wrote:Actually I think I may have scared the man on the phone at Mathmos.
He said. "Sorry to hear that" after I told him my whole sorry tale (like he needed to know I'd saved money and spring-cleaned my kitchen?)
So I said "No you're not sorry. Stop saying that"
And he replied "no I really am"
Me: "No you're not, you're making money out of this"
So he says he really isn't, because he only works for Mathmos and he isn't actually, Mathmos the company, and that really, I sounded like a nice lady and he could tell I loved my lamp.
I should've asked him to marry me. He was so patient.
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by Raggamuffin Sun Oct 18, 2015 5:00 pm
eddie wrote:Actually I think I may have scared the man on the phone at Mathmos.
He said. "Sorry to hear that" after I told him my whole sorry tale (like he needed to know I'd saved money and spring-cleaned my kitchen?)
So I said "No you're not sorry. Stop saying that"
And he replied "no I really am"
Me: "No you're not, you're making money out of this"
So he says he really isn't, because he only works for Mathmos and he isn't actually, Mathmos the company, and that really, I sounded like a nice lady and he could tell I loved my lamp.
I should've asked him to marry me. He was so patient.
I hope you didn't trot out the "I pay your wages" line.
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by eddie Sun Oct 18, 2015 5:06 pm
Not quite rags....but I was annoyed with myself I almost did
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by Guest Sun Oct 18, 2015 6:24 pm
eddie wrote:Not quite rags....but I was annoyed with myself I almost did
What colour is it Eddie?
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Re: Why am I so stupid????!!
by eddie Sun Oct 18, 2015 8:21 pm
feelthelove wrote:eddie wrote:Not quite rags....but I was annoyed with myself I almost did
What colour is it Eddie?
My kitchen has a lot of blue and green glass in it, so I went for a blue liquids and green blobby stuff (oil)
It's lovely
Going to get a red one for the living room
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