Donald Trump's Bible Would Be A Terrible Read
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Donald Trump's Bible Would Be A Terrible Read
Earlier this week, people following the US Republican primary were shocked to see Donald Trump faced with a question he couldn't answer - his favourite bit of the Bible. It's fairly important for a Republican presidential candidate to be a big Bible fan, so it was a huge deal when he seemingly zig-zagged around the question and wouldn't even say if he favoured the Old or the New Testament.
This all prompted Twitter users to imagine what it would be like if the self-absorbed presidential hopeful wrote his own Bible.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/08/29/trumpbible-donald-trump-bible-quotes_n_8059018.html?utm_hp_ref=uk-comedy&ir=UK+Comedy
This all prompted Twitter users to imagine what it would be like if the self-absorbed presidential hopeful wrote his own Bible.
"Can anything good come out of Nazareth? I mean, I'm sure some of them are good people and all. But mostly we get their worst." #TrumpBible
— Rachel Held Evans (@rachelheldevans) August 27, 2015
There was no room at the inn. Mary and Joseph should have gone to a Trump resort. Classy. Myrrh like you can't imagine. #TrumpBible
— Jeff Fecke (@jkfecke) August 26, 2015
"I'm not saying Jesus wasn't born in Bethlehem. I'm just saying show me the birth certificate." #trumpbible
— Leon Jacobs (@leonjacobs) August 27, 2015
God took 6 days to create the universe & then took a day of rest? Lazy. Inefficient. I pay a guy $3 and he builds me a universe. #TrumpBible
— Ryan Barrell (@RyanBarrell) August 29, 2015
I love God. He's a builder. Made the world in 6 days. That's YUUUUUUUGE. I would have used more marble. But He did a nice job. #TrumpBible
— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) August 27, 2015
Scribe: Which is the greatest commandment?
Jesus: Sit down. Nobody called on you. Go back to Jerusalem.
#TrumpBible
— Brian Zahnd (@BrianZahnd) August 27, 2015
"Jesus? Nice guy, but LOW, LOW energy, I mean, bleeding out of his hands, his feet, his wherever..." #TrumpBible
— Christopher Heuertz (@ChrisHeuertz) August 29, 2015
" and Mary? No disrespect but she's pregnant, a teenager, unmarried. I mean she’s basically a disaster.” #Trumpbible
— Laura McAfee (@LauraMcAfee1) August 29, 2015
Don't get me wrong: Jesus? Great guy, classy. But a terrible executive. I would never tolerate a traitor within my organization. #TrumpBible
— Jeff B@AoSHQDD (@EsotericCD) August 27, 2015
He gets himself crucified, and we're to call him Savior! He's a loser; couldn't save himself! I like guys that weren't crucified.#TrumpBible
— TheCultOfRay (@EduExpIntel) August 29, 2015
And Moses went to Pharaoh and said to him, "Let my people go!" and Pharaoh did because Moses knew how to negotiate. #TrumpBible
— Ben Casselman (@bencasselman) August 26, 2015
Great flood, total disaster. Totally mismanaged by Noah, not a smart guy, total loser, couldn't even save the dinosaurs. #TrumpBible
— Trump Bible (@TheTrumpBible) August 28, 2015
God? Good guy. But he just wipes out all humans with a flood? Irresponsible way of handling assets, believe me. #TrumpBible @trumpbible
— Trump Bible (@trumpbible) August 28, 2015
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/08/29/trumpbible-donald-trump-bible-quotes_n_8059018.html?utm_hp_ref=uk-comedy&ir=UK+Comedy
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Awesome!
"Joseph should not take back Mary. She cheated on him like a dog, got knocked up & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!"
"Joseph should not take back Mary. She cheated on him like a dog, got knocked up & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!"
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Ben_Reilly wrote:Awesome!
"Joseph should not take back Mary. She cheated on him like a dog, got knocked up & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!"
They were hilarious and well thought out and so on the money on how he would no doubt say such daft things.
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I would love to get a pair of trimmers on that hair of his
Hasn't anyone told him how daft he looks????
Hasn't anyone told him how daft he looks????
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feelthelove wrote:I would love to get a pair of trimmers on that hair of his
Hasn't anyone told him how daft he looks????
lol depends what kind of haircult you would give him FTL.
Can we have some mock hair shots please for a laugh?
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He has been mocked for years for his hair. He now incorporates his comb-over into his political speech. He grabs it in his hand, tugs and says, "See, it's real!!"
Hair extensions aside, it's amazing to what lengths men will go to maintain they still have hair. Haha...almost like erections.
Hair extensions aside, it's amazing to what lengths men will go to maintain they still have hair. Haha...almost like erections.
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Original Quill wrote:He has been mocked for years for his hair. He now incorporates his comb-over into his political speech. He grabs it in his hand, tugs and says, "See, it's real!!"
Hair extensions aside, it's amazing to what lengths men will go to maintain they still have hair. Haha...almost like erections.
Pathetic, women would much rather have a real man than one with a comb over. Aren't bald men suppose to be more virile anyway????!
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feelthelove wrote:Original Quill wrote:He has been mocked for years for his hair. He now incorporates his comb-over into his political speech. He grabs it in his hand, tugs and says, "See, it's real!!"
Hair extensions aside, it's amazing to what lengths men will go to maintain they still have hair. Haha...almost like erections.
Pathetic, women would much rather have a real man than one with a comb over. Aren't bald men suppose to be more virile anyway????!
Donno, but such a fastidious concern does suggest a weak character. It indicates that he fears revealing himself.
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Original Quill wrote:feelthelove wrote:
Pathetic, women would much rather have a real man than one with a comb over. Aren't bald men suppose to be more virile anyway????!
Donno, but such a fastidious concern does suggest a weak character. It indicates that he fears revealing himself.
I don't understand it, he looks terrible. If you're bald be bald, true love doesn't depend on appearance. I 100% think it's chemistry, looks fade, chemistry doesn't. Intelligent conversation doesn't, respect doesn't
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feelthelove wrote:Original Quill wrote:
Donno, but such a fastidious concern does suggest a weak character. It indicates that he fears revealing himself.
I don't understand it, he looks terrible. If you're bald be bald, true love doesn't depend on appearance. I 100% think it's chemistry, looks fade, chemistry doesn't. Intelligent conversation doesn't, respect doesn't
He can have his hair how he wants it. You wouldn't like it if a woman was criticised for how she had her hair would you?
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Raggamuffin wrote:feelthelove wrote:
I don't understand it, he looks terrible. If you're bald be bald, true love doesn't depend on appearance. I 100% think it's chemistry, looks fade, chemistry doesn't. Intelligent conversation doesn't, respect doesn't
He can have his hair how he wants it. You wouldn't like it if a woman was criticised for how she had her hair would you?
I'll hand her off to you FTL. Sorry, but I have a transit meeting to go to.
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He can have his hair how he wants it. You wouldn't like it if a woman was criticised for how she had her hair would you?
I'll hand her off to you FTL. Sorry, but I have a transit meeting to go to.
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Sure you do. You just don't want to get into a row about my parents and your parents.
Twat.
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Raggamuffin wrote:Original Quill wrote:Raggamuffin wrote:
He can have his hair how he wants it. You wouldn't like it if a woman was criticised for how she had her hair would you?
I'll hand her off to you FTL. Sorry, but I have a transit meeting to go to.
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Sure you do. You just don't want to get into a row about my parents and your parents.
Twat.
What would be so wrong about criticizing a woman who had ridiculous hair?
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Raggamuffin wrote:Original Quill wrote:
I'll hand her off to you FTL. Sorry, but I have a transit meeting to go to.
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Sure you do. You just don't want to get into a row about my parents and your parents.
Twat.
That discussion seems to be solely your concern. I'll leave you to it. Have fun.
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My sons friend was over for dinner with us about a week or so ago, and he'd been in America for about four weeks over the summer (his dad is American and he obviously has family over there)
Anyway, he said he heard about about Trump whilst there, and a lot of what he heard was quite favourable.
He said he didn't personally like him but he seemed to be pretty popular.
He's 15, so not sure what or where he heard stuff, but he's an intelligent kid.
Even my son knows of him and joined in the discussion!
Amazing what 15 year olds know these days! I was quite proud to be in the company of two intelligent young men!
Anyway, he said he heard about about Trump whilst there, and a lot of what he heard was quite favourable.
He said he didn't personally like him but he seemed to be pretty popular.
He's 15, so not sure what or where he heard stuff, but he's an intelligent kid.
Even my son knows of him and joined in the discussion!
Amazing what 15 year olds know these days! I was quite proud to be in the company of two intelligent young men!
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The only thing that attracts women to Trump are his millions of dollars.
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Is that The Simpsons?
There are a lot of episodes where they've predicted future events, strangely.
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Money makes money no matter how dumb you are, you just make less than you could have like Trump Would have been better off being a professional finger painter than Businessman, he should have left running business to experts and he would have twice as much OR he has lost half his father's money over his life time.
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veya_victaous wrote:Money makes money no matter how dumb you are, you just make less than you could have like Trump Would have been better off being a professional finger painter than Businessman, he should have left running business to experts and he would have twice as much OR he has lost half his father's money over his life time.
That's why I have to laugh when people mouth the old conservative ideas:
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We all know that inheritance is the key to wealth and success.
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