TONY RABBIT GIVS AUSSIE GONG TO HRH PRINZ PHIBLIP !!!

   IN AN APPARENT fit of galloping lunacy tinged with possible premature senility, and a sure sign of a political death wish, English-born Australian Prime Minister Tony "born to rule, baby!" Rabbit, yesterday [Monday down her in Oz..] announced that he has taken it upon himself to unilaterally present his Royal German-Danish-Greekness Prinz Phiblip with a 'Knighthood in the Order of Australia' to add to his already grossly overloaded Naval Tunic...

BIG PROBLEM for clumsy ol' Tone, though, is that when he announced the controversial resurrection of the Aussie Knighthoods last year, he had also promised that they would only go to those select Oz citizens who had given exemplary or special services to our country, or achieved at a high level in a field or endeavour that has benefited our country in a significant way ~ NONE of which in any way or form befits that old wastrel Phil' !

TO MAKE a bad situation even worse for himself this week, our erstwhile PM Tony had taken it upon himself to announce his foolish decision without running it by Cabinet first !  Thereby putting offside most members of his conservative "Liberal"/National coalition ~ including several old Tories who had previously been some of his staunchest supporters..

THE ONLY supporter to so far give Abbott the Rabbit his unfettered thumbs-up so far is Visiting Associate Professor in Forlock Tugging, and chief Poobah of the Aussie Monarchists' movement, that poncey little crawler David Flint...

STAY TUNED for the imminent "tap on the shoulder" or a Vote of No Confidence in 'Dead PM walking !' Rabbit if he doesn't resign first, within the next few weeks..    
http://www.theherald.com.au/story/2841684/decision-to-knight-prince-philip-heavily-criticised-poll/?cs=305

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-26/abbott-defends-knighthood-for-prince-philip/6046380

http://www.news.com.au/national/breaking-news/pm-stands-by-his-knight-decision/story-e6frfku9-1227196825503

Yes noticed Julie Bishop spent Australia day photo oping it with the troops in Afghanistan... And Quite frankly doesn't she look like a proper 'statesman' compared to Abbot...

I sort of hope they stick with Tony only because it will be political death for Liberal party.