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Ahoy there! I'm off on a boat
Come Friday I'm off on a boat to the Norfolk broads.
Just in case I forget to say goodbye or whatever, just wanted to tell everyone to be good and to keep my debating seat warm.
I will keep an eye out for shady and I'll certainly raid his ship if I see him on his voyage.
Now, I will be driving the boat at times.....so erm.....keep an eye on the news....in case I get lost at sea or washed up on an island somewhere
See you on and off as I'm taking my iPad to keep my beady eye on you all
:askissas:
Just in case I forget to say goodbye or whatever, just wanted to tell everyone to be good and to keep my debating seat warm.
I will keep an eye out for shady and I'll certainly raid his ship if I see him on his voyage.
Now, I will be driving the boat at times.....so erm.....keep an eye on the news....in case I get lost at sea or washed up on an island somewhere
See you on and off as I'm taking my iPad to keep my beady eye on you all
:askissas:
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I shall miss you - make sure you behave yourself didge :astwinsas:
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eddie wrote:I shall miss you - make sure you behave yourself didge :astwinsas:
I will be fine and is nothing personal with Eilzel on the other thread, just some things matter to me where to me Dawkins is a tit sometimes.
Will miss you too Eddie ::::hug::::
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Watch out for Shady!
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Bet they are on the same boat.......
man the lifeboats
Imagine the Admiral and Mrs Birds Eye
man the lifeboats
Imagine the Admiral and Mrs Birds Eye
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I would be more fearful of their intrepid crew, Master Bates, seaman Staines and Roger the cabin boy!
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I will,fight pirate shady for his jewels ::pntyswrd::
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Knowing Eddies luck....she will get a parking ticket.......
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Lone Wolf wrote:eddie wrote:
Come Friday I'm off on a boat to the Norfolk broads.
Just in case I forget to say goodbye or whatever, just wanted to tell everyone to be good and to keep my debating seat warm.
I will keep an eye out for shady and I'll certainly raid his ship if I see him on his voyage.
Now, I will be driving the boat at times...............................
PERSONALLY, I would prefer a yacht or a ship...
But "each to their own", as they say..
IF they're letting you "drive" the boat, I hope you have the requisite license(s), eddie ?
Yes we have a licence Wolf.
Bet you're gonna miss me!
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Nems wrote:Have a great time Edds
Don't break the boat xxx
I am a bit scared I might nems tbh, I'm not a very good driver
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victorisnotamused wrote:Knowing Eddies luck....she will get a parking ticket.......
Pfffff. How very dare you vic!
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feelthelove wrote: Best of luck the Eddies! Have a fantastic time x
Thanks FTL xx
I hope I don't end up in the middle of the sea somewhere....
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5k0ZA4jxqw
I'm gonna get me a sailors hat and sing me that song when I've had me a whiskey or two
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I know a few of them broads. Watch out for the low bridge at Wroxham.....don't forget to duck
have fun and if you see an old black power ranger floating by, be a love and scoop it up. senior junior lost it 18 years ago overboard - traumatic time for all....ta xx
have fun and if you see an old black power ranger floating by, be a love and scoop it up. senior junior lost it 18 years ago overboard - traumatic time for all....ta xx
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Why can I see Eddie Singing this
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marvellous.
Which is shady and which one eddie.............
have you been invited to the wedding BTW ?
I do have a Runcible spoon
Which is shady and which one eddie.............
have you been invited to the wedding BTW ?
I do have a Runcible spoon
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Have a lovely time
I'll look out for you on the canal near me because you are bound to get lost
I'll look out for you on the canal near me because you are bound to get lost
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Oh aren't you all bloody funny? :aspffftas:
Loving the tunes Veya and Wolf
Cass I'll be sure to scoop that up don't your worry
Gerbs.....wtf???
Harves - I think you might be right.....
Loving the tunes Veya and Wolf
Cass I'll be sure to scoop that up don't your worry
Gerbs.....wtf???
Harves - I think you might be right.....
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Sounds like fun Eds, have a great time xx
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now we can all sit back and wait for the sagas about the HUGE ones that got away or how it was so big it pulled her in the water............
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Cass wrote:now we can all sit back and wait for the sagas about the HUGE ones that got away or how it was so big it pulled her in the water............
maybe the RLNI should be forwarned....... and Billingsgate market
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Cass wrote:now we can all sit back and wait for the sagas about the HUGE ones that got away or how it was so big it pulled her in the water............
Well I didn't want to have to tell everyone about the time I caught a baby shark in the Maldives but seeing as you mentioned it....... ::sexbnan:
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Eddie....in the bottom of the boat there will be a big red plug with a sign that says "DO NOT REMOVE THIS PLUG"...
Dont let the inner woman have its way
Dont let the inner woman have its way
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victorisnotamused wrote:Eddie....in the bottom of the boat there will be a big red plug with a sign that says "DO NOT REMOVE THIS PLUG"...
Dont let the inner woman have its way
VICTOR!!! You need to raise your game xxx
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feelthelove wrote:victorisnotamused wrote:Eddie....in the bottom of the boat there will be a big red plug with a sign that says "DO NOT REMOVE THIS PLUG"...
Dont let the inner woman have its way
VICTOR!!! You need to raise your game xxx
I'm going to bash him FTL!! ::d&f::
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victorisnotamused wrote:Tee Hee
My OH has got on my nerves today and he obviously keeps forgetting we are on a boat tomorrow.
I'll make him walk the bloody plank them I'm coming back for you vic
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eddie the boat...its not called the S.S.R.N SEAVIEW is it???
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Victor!!!! You are very mischievous tonight!!!
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eddie wrote:Victor!!!! You are very mischievous tonight!!!
:::grouch:: ...calvados.....
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victorisnotamused wrote:eddie the boat...its not called the S.S.R.N SEAVIEW is it???
nah its the SS Minnow
but is sure as hell ain't the Love Boat going by her post above
good luck Mr. Eddie x
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eddie wrote:feelthelove wrote:
VICTOR!!! You need to raise your game xxx
I'm going to bash him FTL!! ::d&f::
Not yet, he's making me something. I will let you know when, patience Eddie, patience
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have you got AA cover???
Wheres the life boat......
watch out for icebergs
Wheres the life boat......
watch out for icebergs
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victorisnotamused wrote:have you got AA cover???
Wheres the life boat......
watch out for icebergs
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Ok so I'm on the boat and I have driven it today.
I got shouted at by OH as I nearly got us stuck in the reeds.
Pffffff. There was a strong wind and I was concentrating on my bikini top.
Hardly my fault.
I got shouted at by OH as I nearly got us stuck in the reeds.
Pffffff. There was a strong wind and I was concentrating on my bikini top.
Hardly my fault.
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eddie wrote:Ok so I'm on the boat and I have driven it today.
I got shouted at by OH as I nearly got us stuck in the reeds.
Pffffff. There was a strong wind and I was concentrating on my bikini top.
Hardly my fault.
Men Edds no sense of priority
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WHY????? were you concentrating on your bikini top???
was something trying to escape
( . ) ( . )
was something trying to escape
( . ) ( . )
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Nems wrote:eddie wrote:Ok so I'm on the boat and I have driven it today.
I got shouted at by OH as I nearly got us stuck in the reeds.
Pffffff. There was a strong wind and I was concentrating on my bikini top.
Hardly my fault.
Men Edds no sense of priority
Exactly nems. It's a halter neck bikini and the strap needed adjusting.
Oh and my sun shades needed polishing obviously.
Who put the stupid reeds there in the first place?
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eddie wrote:Nems wrote:
Men Edds no sense of priority
Exactly nems. It's a halter neck bikini and the strap needed adjusting.
Oh and my sun shades needed polishing obviously.
Who put the stupid reeds there in the first place?
Moses !!!!
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