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Post by Original Quill Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:32 pm

Well...we could take this several ways, especially after he disassembled our beloved England this past World Cup game.  But no...I'm talking about actual bites:

USA Today wrote:Luis Suarez bites Italian defender at the World Cup, Uruguay advances

On the world’s biggest stage with his team facing elimination, Uruguay’s Luis Suarez bit an opponent at the World Cup. Suarez, who earned a 10-match ban in 2013 for biting Chelsea’s Branislav Ivanovic, bit Italy’s Giorgio Chiellini late into Uruguay’s final group game. Suarez also earned a seven-match ban in 2010 for biting a player in the Eredivisie.

Italy only needed a draw to advance, but Claudio Marchisio’s mindless red card for stomping on Egidio Rios forced Italy to play a man down for the final half-hour of the game. The 2006 World Cup champions staved off Uruguay, and Suarez should have been given a straight red card for his bite to even out the game.

Minutes after the biting incident, Diego Godin won the game for Uruguay. Godin deflected in a Gaston Ramirez cross off the back of his shoulder, sealing a spot in the knockout rounds.

This isn’t the first time Suarez has been at the center of controversy at the World Cup. Four years ago, he committed a handball on the goal line to keep Ghana from scoring. He was given a red card, but Uruguay won the game to go to the semifinals.

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Suarez must clean his teeth in the middle of the competition, after biting Italian player...they are taste like pasta, he claims.  The French are way superior.


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Post by Guest Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:36 pm

Aye, I saw that Quill, as well as two other occasions they screened last night, what a dirty buggar eh!


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Post by Guest Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:50 pm

I think the players he's bitten show great restraint - should have punched him out. Savage animal.

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Post by Ben Reilly Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:29 pm

VAQUEROS ANNOUNCE FREE LUIS SUAREZ FANGS NIGHT FOR SUNDAY

FORT WORTH _ Got Fangs?
No? Don’t worry the Fort Worth Vaqueros minor league soccer team will be handing out free Luis Suarez fangs to the first 50 fans that show up to the owner’s BBQ at 5 p.m. in the LaGrave Field parking lot prior to Sunday’s match.
The fangs are good for a free admission to the 7:30 p.m. game against Dallas City FC in the pivotal National Premier Soccer League match.
Any fans who bring their own fangs get in free as well.
“The World Cup can be filled with magical moments of skill but the pageantry of the tournament also includes those ridiculous moments of absurdity that add another layer of color,” Tobias Xavier Lopez, Vaqueros director of business operations said. “Luis Suarez just joined Maradonna’s ‘Hand of God’ goal or Zidane’s headbutt in the lore of wonderfully outrageous moments.”
Vaqueros owner Michael Hitchcock will be grilling free “Chiellini” dogs along with free Jarritos soft drinks for fans in the parking lot prior to the match.
Once inside the stadium fans can enjoy 2 Modelo Especial beers for $5 or $2 Dr Pepper.
The game is a must win for Fort Worth to remain in the South Central Conference playoff hunt.

http://fortworthvaqueros.com/news/113-vaqueros-announce-free-luis-suarez-fangs-night-for-sunday
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Post by Guest Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:52 pm

What a vile thing to do.

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Post by Guest Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:59 pm

Apparently one of them was bitten in the testes according to BA, said he wanted meatballs.

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Post by Original Quill Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:11 pm

Joy Division wrote:Apparently one of them  was bitten in the testes according to BA, said he wanted meatballs.

DAMN!  Hope he doesn't take a fancy to hot dogs. affraid 

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Post by Irn Bru Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:28 pm

Seven sins of Suarez. It's eight now



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Post by Guest Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:40 pm

Bites? He flippin CHEWS!

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