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Post by Guest Wed May 28, 2014 10:59 pm

28th May 2014

'Are we allowed to talk contraband in this?': Edited transcript of Louis and Zayn's smoke-filled ride

Louis and Zayn leave the underground car park as they head to the stadium for the concert:

Minder: Well we got a full chicken.. we can take this to Jamaica, we don’t have anything in Jamaica set up

Unknown male: Are we allowed to talk contraband in this?

Louis: Yes of course. That’s what it’s about... Where’s the lighter? Can anybody pass me a lighter please? I want to light up. You got a lighter?
After much searching, Louis can be seen lighting up and heard coughing
Louis: So here we are, leaving Peru. Joint lit. Happy days... What do you think Zayn? About that kind of content?

Zayn: I think it’s very controversial
Louis sees a police motorbike rider escorting their convoy
Louis: ‘That’s the police. That’s the po po... Nice. I’m trying to blow it into the camera. Smokescreen baby!... That’s just Zayn warming up there before the show. Zayn takes his job very seriously. He makes sure he goes through a two-hour intense warm up regime before every show, just to get himself in the zone. One very, very important factor to Zayn’s warm up, of course is Mary Jane herself. In fact I’m presenting it to him now for some fantastic singing
Louis passes Zayn the roll up cigarette
Louis: How is it Zayn?

Zayn: Nice

Louis: That’s the po po. One nil
Louis starts filming out the window
Louis: Get a bit of the culture. How’s that kind of culture?

Zayn: It’s great culture this. It’s going to be even greater culture when we get to Jamaica

Member of crew: I just got an update. We got chicken in Chile

Zayn: Chicken in Chile! Chile chicken

Louis: Yeh baby. That’s the po po. Two nil
Louis puts on an exaggerated dopey voice and sways the camera around:
Louis: F***ing ‘ell bro, I’m chillin. Oh my God bro. My ‘ed’s a wreck

Louis: It’s green only! Nig!

Louis: I’m just wondering now. I’m sitting here in Peru wondering will this come back to me? Who knows? Maybe, maybe not
Another police bike passes:
Louis: One nil b***h! Look at this b***h... He’s having a look. He’s thinking. I’m sure I can smell an illegal substance in there. And he’s hit the nail on the head

Zayn: Carl showed... me Kid Rock’s last book. And it’s about twice the size. Hard back. Black. Simple writing. No bulls***. No like ‘My favourite colour’s blue.. And all just sick pictures
Louis is passed the roll up by a crew member and zooms in on it:
Louis: Ooo Stubbsy!


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2641403/One-Direction-joint-video-upsets-fans-rip-tickets-demand-apology.html#ixzz333AP1JNM

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Post by eddie Thu May 29, 2014 9:17 am

What the hell are they waffling about???
They sound like silly little boys.

Oh and one other thing: they smoke?
No wonder they are shit singers then.

Edit; is "Nig" supposed to be short for something???  Idea 
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Post by gerber Thu May 29, 2014 9:50 am

eddie wrote:What the hell are they waffling about???
They sound like silly little boys.

Oh and one other thing: they smoke?
No wonder they are shit singers then.

Edit; is "Nig" supposed to be short for something???  Idea 

??? Nigel maybe........ Smile 

And yes they are dreadful, very wealthy but still dreadful.
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