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Today was man's valentine's day
Today is Steak and BJ Day, and we're all out of steak.
This is the so-called anti-Valentine's Day, set a month after the lovey-dovey consumer fest -- at least by all the dudes lying on Facebook and Twitter. And let's just assume all their girlfriends are either embarrassed or nonexistent.
It certainly makes the folks at OfficialSteakAndBlowJobDay.com excited, because it's a holiday with "no cards, no flowers [and] no special nights on the town."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/14/steak-and-blow-job-day-today-march-14_n_2869619.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
so ladies did your man get their present?
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My man never goes without
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eddie wrote:My man never goes without
lol i didnt really expect an answer but congrats to him
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Some Women always give away a BJ when in the first throes of a relationship and then stop giving them once they've bagged him!
Keep your man happy in the kitchen and bedroom and always put effort into your appearance.
Because that's what you promised him at the beginning.
(There are obviously "rules" for him too) lol
Keep your man happy in the kitchen and bedroom and always put effort into your appearance.
Because that's what you promised him at the beginning.
(There are obviously "rules" for him too) lol
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groomsy wrote:Today is Steak and BJ Day, and we're all out of steak.
This is the so-called anti-Valentine's Day, set a month after the lovey-dovey consumer fest -- at least by all the dudes lying on Facebook and Twitter. And let's just assume all their girlfriends are either embarrassed or nonexistent.
It certainly makes the folks at OfficialSteakAndBlowJobDay.com excited, because it's a holiday with "no cards, no flowers [and] no special nights on the town."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/14/steak-and-blow-job-day-today-march-14_n_2869619.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
so ladies did your man get their present?
Of course
A new potato peeler
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gerber wrote:groomsy wrote:
so ladies did your man get their present?
Of course
A new potato peeler
You're such a romantic Gorgeous Gerber x
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feelthelove wrote:gerber wrote:
Of course
A new potato peeler
You're such a romantic Gorgeous Gerber x
What he doesn't know yet and I am waiting a few days as he is so shocked by his pressie......... I have booked on a full course on how to use........ ::cheerlead::
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gerber wrote:feelthelove wrote:
You're such a romantic Gorgeous Gerber x
What he doesn't know yet and I am waiting a few days as he is so shocked by his pressie......... I have booked on a full course on how to use........ ::cheerlead::
Ready for the Sunday roast Gerber???
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feelthelove wrote:gerber wrote:
What he doesn't know yet and I am waiting a few days as he is so shocked by his pressie......... I have booked on a full course on how to use........ ::cheerlead::
Ready for the Sunday roast Gerber???
Yep and his BBQ has been withdrawn until expertise has been reached.
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gerber wrote:feelthelove wrote:
Ready for the Sunday roast Gerber???
Yep and his BBQ has been withdrawn until expertise has been reached.
You mean no sausages????!!!!
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feelthelove wrote:gerber wrote:
Yep and his BBQ has been withdrawn until expertise has been reached.
You mean no sausages????!!!!
No, no black sausages. Can I say that or am I going to blackballed as wacist ?
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