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Post by Andy Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:29 pm

Got my invite to the local premature ejaculation society AGM and dinner dance today.
I phoned them to ask if there was a dress code.
"You can come in your pants if you like"!! they replied.
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Post by eddie Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:43 pm

HAHAHAHAHA made me chuckle
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Post by Andy Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:45 pm

Laughter is better medicine than anger.
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Post by Guest Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:23 pm

Did you oblige Andy?  Twisted Evil Shocked 

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Post by Ben Reilly Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:26 pm

Reminds me of the time I went to the doctor for a routine exam and he told me I was going to have to quit masturbating.

"Why?" I asked.

"Because I'm trying to perform an exam!" he replied.
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Post by Andy Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:30 pm

I'm afraid I missed it.
I asked what time it started and they said I could come anytime I liked!
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Post by Andy Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:35 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:Reminds me of the time I went to the doctor for a routine exam and he told me I was going to have to quit masturbating.

"Why?" I asked.

"Because I'm trying to perform an exam!" he replied.

I had to go to my doctor last week as I had a sore knob - which as you might guess caused me a real problem.

"you have a sexual disease" doc told me,

I haven't had relations for 2 years I replied.

"Do you masturbate?"

"Of course"

"Fast or slow?"

'Now you mention it, slowly."

"That's the answer, you have a slow hand clap"!
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Post by Guest Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:36 pm

Shocked ://?roflmao?/: ://?roflmao?/: ://?roflmao?/: 

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Post by Guest Tue Mar 11, 2014 6:55 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:Reminds me of the time I went to the doctor for a routine exam and he told me I was going to have to quit masturbating.

"Why?" I asked.

"Because I'm trying to perform an exam!" he replied.

BEN!!! Oh dear. Embarr54  lol! 

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Post by Guest Tue Mar 11, 2014 6:57 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:Reminds me of the time I went to the doctor for a routine exam and he told me I was going to have to quit masturbating.

"Why?" I asked.

"Because I'm trying to perform an exam!" he replied.


Nearly spat oot my cup o' tea there!!! Laughing Laughing 

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