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Post by Tommy Monk Thu Dec 03, 2020 4:05 pm


"Multiple casualties" have been reported after a large explosion at a waste water treatment works.

Firefighters were called to Wessex Water's premises in Avonmouth, near Bristol, at about 11:20 GMT.

Emergency services are leading a rescue operation. The blast is thought to have involved a chemical tank, police said.

A witness reported hearing a "very loud explosion" that "shook buildings", and another said they saw "around 10 ambulances driving to the scene".

Police have declared a major incident and are investigating the circumstances of the blast.




https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-55173667




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Post by Original Quill Thu Dec 03, 2020 4:37 pm

Is this what they call a Bristol Bowel Movement?


bbc wrote:A witness reported hearing a "very loud explosion" that "shook buildings", and another said they saw "around 10 ambulances driving to the scene".


I lov fart jokes, but this is going too far.
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Post by Tommy Monk Thu Dec 03, 2020 5:14 pm





4 confirmed dead...


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Post by Original Quill Thu Dec 03, 2020 5:39 pm

The U.S. reported 2,380 coronavirus deaths on Tuesday, December 2nd, the country's largest number since June 26. It's all relative.

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Post by Tommy Monk Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:55 pm




A 16-year-old boy was among four workers killed in an explosion at a waste water treatment works.

Teenager Luke Wheaton, Michael James, 64, Brian Vickery, 63, and Raymond White, 57, died in the blast in Avonmouth, Bristol. A fifth person injured is recovering at home.


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Post by Ben Reilly Fri Dec 04, 2020 11:21 pm

The only shit factory is the bowels of an animal, just wanted to point that out. There's no factory where people go to work to assemble shit, unless you're using the word metaphorically.
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Post by eddie Fri Dec 04, 2020 11:23 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:The only shit factory is the bowels of an animal, just wanted to point that out. There's no factory where people go to work to assemble shit, unless you're using the word metaphorically.

There’s also no such word as “explision”
Just saying.
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Post by Maddog Fri Dec 04, 2020 11:35 pm

Could have been called a de-shitting factory. Shit goes in, and clean-ish water goes out.

A bazillian years ago I put some metal roofs over giant tanks that sanitized shit water in Nashville.

They pumped these giant concrete "pools" full of so much air that if you fell in, you wouldn't be able to swim. They told us if we fell in to hold our breath and work our way to the edge and find a pipe and pull our selves out.

Thankfully, none of us had to test out this practice. We did lose quite a few tools though.
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Post by Syl Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:12 pm

Tommy Monk wrote:


A 16-year-old boy was among four workers killed in an explosion at a waste water treatment works.

Teenager Luke Wheaton, Michael James, 64, Brian Vickery, 63, and Raymond White, 57, died in the blast in Avonmouth, Bristol. A fifth person injured is recovering at home.



Tragic. Those people went out to work in the morning and will never return home.
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Post by Tommy Monk Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:21 pm




It's a factory where they process shit... Otherwise known as a waste water treatment centre...


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Post by Victorismyhero Sat Dec 26, 2020 4:45 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:The only shit factory is the bowels of an animal, just wanted to point that out. There's no factory where people go to work to assemble shit, unless you're using the word metaphorically.

OK, so its a "shit decomissioning factory"......
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