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Fire alarm
by Guest Sat Mar 01, 2014 12:13 am
We had a fire drill at the sperm bank today but everyone gathered in the car park before the alarm went off.
It was a premature evacuation.
It was a premature evacuation.
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Re: Fire alarm
by Guest Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:11 am
Oh Victor 
The sperm are arguing about who's gonna get to the egg first.
Along comes a sperm on a motorcycle, helmet on, revving the engine, ready to go.
They get the green light and the sperm takes off on his motorcycle, just flying.
Two minutes later, he comes limping back, pushing his motorcycle. The other sperm ask him "What the hell happened to you?"
He says, "The son of a bitch had a condom on."
The sperm are arguing about who's gonna get to the egg first.
Along comes a sperm on a motorcycle, helmet on, revving the engine, ready to go.
They get the green light and the sperm takes off on his motorcycle, just flying.
Two minutes later, he comes limping back, pushing his motorcycle. The other sperm ask him "What the hell happened to you?"
He says, "The son of a bitch had a condom on."
Guest- Guest
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