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Dear Father Trump: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A DISINFECTANT, IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY TAKING WINDEX FOR WINDMILL CANCER!
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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Borowitz Report)—Enemies of the United States developed Donald J. Trump in a top-secret biotech lab with the goal of wreaking untold havoc on the nation, a leading conspiracy theorist claimed on Monday.
The theorist, Harland Dorrinson, said that he has “conclusive evidence” that Trump was created by enemy scientists as the “ultimate weapon” to bring the United States to its knees.
“Having combed through binders of secret documents, I can say with a hundred per cent confidence that the person we have been calling Donald Trump was grown in a recombinant-DNA lab,” Dorrinson said.
“It’s the only possible explanation,” he added.
While the organism known as Trump appeared to be little more than a curiosity for the first seven decades of his existence, “seemingly designed for our amusement,” in recent days he has become “fully weaponized,” the conspiracy theorist asserted.
“In the past two weeks, he has urged Americans to defy public-health orders, to insert ultraviolet light inside their bodies, and to ingest bleach,” he said. “In a secret lab somewhere, enemy scientists are popping champagne.”
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The theorist, Harland Dorrinson, said that he has “conclusive evidence” that Trump was created by enemy scientists as the “ultimate weapon” to bring the United States to its knees.
“Having combed through binders of secret documents, I can say with a hundred per cent confidence that the person we have been calling Donald Trump was grown in a recombinant-DNA lab,” Dorrinson said.
“It’s the only possible explanation,” he added.
While the organism known as Trump appeared to be little more than a curiosity for the first seven decades of his existence, “seemingly designed for our amusement,” in recent days he has become “fully weaponized,” the conspiracy theorist asserted.
“In the past two weeks, he has urged Americans to defy public-health orders, to insert ultraviolet light inside their bodies, and to ingest bleach,” he said. “In a secret lab somewhere, enemy scientists are popping champagne.”
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Hey Lurker hope you are well x
Doesn’t it get a bit lonely here lol
Doesn’t it get a bit lonely here lol
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SEXY MAMA wrote:Hey Lurker hope you are well x
Doesn’t it get a bit lonely here lol
By staying here I keep well and healthy. LOL
I'm with my only friends on Newsfix, so I'm not lonely.
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Lurker wrote:SEXY MAMA wrote:Hey Lurker hope you are well x
Doesn’t it get a bit lonely here lol
By staying here I keep well and healthy. LOL
I'm with my only friends on Newsfix, so I'm not lonely.
Lol ok
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SEXY MAMA wrote:Hey Lurker hope you are well x
Doesn’t it get a bit lonely here lol
Oy! I’ve posted some great memes!
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eddie wrote:SEXY MAMA wrote:Hey Lurker hope you are well x
Doesn’t it get a bit lonely here lol
Oy! I’ve posted some great memes!
Missed you.
Lol I didn’t see them
Missed you too hence I’m here x
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Hi Sexy Mama. Great to see you.
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Original Quill wrote:Hi Sexy Mama. Great to see you.
Thank you Quill x
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I'm staying out of the cold, cruel world. I'm lucky, I can work at home.
Where have you been hiding. Missed ya.
Where have you been hiding. Missed ya.
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Original Quill wrote:I'm staying out of the cold, cruel world. I'm lucky, I can work at home.
Where have you been hiding. Missed ya.
Just got busy with life! Moved to the countryside now.
I’ll try and pop over more often. It’s a busy month due to Ramadan.
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A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their parents do for a living. All the typical answers came up - mechanic, business, sales, doctor, engineer... and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his parents, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside."Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Republican National Committee and is trying to get Trump re-elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.”
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his parents, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside."Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Republican National Committee and is trying to get Trump re-elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.”
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