Wild boar discover and snort £17,000 of cocaine in Tuscan forest

Wild boar in Tuscany have sniffed out and destroyed a stash of cocaine in a forest, leaving drug dealers £17,000 out of pocket.

The hidden haul of white powder was strewn across the Valdichiana valley after being dug up and partly devoured by the feral hogs.

The drug dealers were heard complaining about their discovery by police who were listening in on a telephone conversation.

The gang - who are made up of one Italian and three Albanians - had buried the class A drug in jars and were allegedly trafficking around two kilos of cocaine every month to the cities of Arezzo and Siena.

However, the jars were not enough to protect the cocaine from the curious snouts of the wild boar.

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nicko wrote:Don't boar us any more !

Ben Reilly wrote:Surprised nobody has said this story is a load of porkies!

eddie wrote:

Ben Reilly wrote:Surprised nobody has said this story is a load of porkies!

You’re just hamming it up now.

Ben Reilly wrote:Nonsense, I've never been prouder of you.

Original Quill wrote:

Ben Reilly wrote:Nonsense, I've never been prouder of you.

You mean, you've never been powder of her, no?  

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Fred Moletrousers wrote:You lot have been hogging this thread so much that I haven't had an opportunity of posting anything......

I might as well trotter off back to Flap and tell pigtales about just what a swinish bunch you are.