Woman Accused Of Calling 911 When Cop Won't Have Sex

She wanted some 9-fun-fun.

A 58-year-old Florida woman is behind bars for misusing 911 after allegedly asking dispatchers to send an officer she found attractive back to her home for some "extra duty."

Maria Montenez-Colon, of Punta Gorda, first called 911 on Friday evening saying she wanted her Corvette back.

The officer who responded to the call said the suspect was very drunk when he arrived -- and very forward.

She allegedly told the officer he was sexy and asked if he was married.

She also allegedly told the officer, "I haven't been penetrated in years," and "I am so horny," NBC-2.com reported.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/25/maria-montenez-colon-911-for-sex_n_4850011.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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