All The Other States Beg California To Add Them To Travel Ban

U.S.—After California added Iowa to its growing list of states to which the government will not fund trips, all the other states began clamoring to get added to this ban list.

"Wait---there's a way to get Californian politicians banned from traveling here? Where do we sign up?" said one state legislator in Georgia. "Is there a waiting list? Wait---all we have to do is refuse to fund gender transition surgeries!?! That's amazing!"

While just eleven states are currently on the list, dozens more are applying. Soon, almost every state except Oregon and New York will be on the list, and peace and utopia will break out across the nation as CA politicians will no longer be able to go there and say weird things and do even dumber things.

The states were disappointed to learn that the ban didn't include all Californians, but they said banning just the politicians was a good start, since they're the ones who ruined the state to begin with.


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It's just a way to back into our Pacific States of America.  You ban all states you don't want in, and voila...you've got all the states we do want in.  It's the path to the perfect country.

Who's crying?  Georgia...check.  No. Carolina...check. So. Carolina...check.  Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana...check, check, check, check.  Now we need Texas and Virginia, and a few states in between, check and etc.

I don't care whether we leave you, or you leave us, it's the perfect harmony.  God bless the Pacific States of America.

Original Quill wrote:It's just a way to back into our Pacific States of America.  You ban all states you don't want in, and voila...you've got all the states we do want in.  It's the path to the perfect country.

Who's crying?  Georgia...check.  No. Carolina...check.  So. Carolina...check.  Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana...check, check, check, check.  Now we need Texas and Virginia, and a few states in between, check and etc.

I don't care whether we leave you, or you leave us, it's the perfect harmony.  God bless the Pacific States of America.