I swear in the two new Speakers...

(Fcukers   ) to this forum House of Commons , come eight I' clock the candidate with the most votes will be main Speaker, the other as Deputy Speaker, so congrats to both Eilzel and Edmund...

You both must put your name here In agreement that in this debating chamber on UK political issues, you shall use your fairness to the full, be unbiased, hear all sides, and deal with matters accordingly when and if they get out of hand.

Ben shall not proceed with swearing in any Speaker until their name is attached to this thread in complete agreement  :D .

I will now leave it up to the two successful candidates , as well as Ben of course.



It is also paramount that the site owner (Ben) put his name to here for the Speaker's to be sworn in.

Ps...the job of the Speaker(s) only cover UK political issues.

Yours Sincerely, JD(presiding officer). 

I should stress that if a speaker or both are seen not to be fair and unbiased, then they will be replaced by someone else at any time by way of another poll.

A minimum of Four complaints with evidence to back up claims will be sufficient to hold another poll and sack the speaker in question, one must take the bad with the good.

Woo-hoo! How long till 8 p.m. in your part of the world?

Ben_Reilly wrote:Woo-hoo! How long till 8 p.m. in your part of the world?

Roughy one hour and 12 mins Ben!  

OK, cool; that's 2 p.m. over here

Here you go Speaker's...I'm busting my ass for you both !!

How about a small 'speaker and deputy speaker under their names after eight o' clock Ben?, of course you don't have to, but just for the fun of it!!, and the recognition!!???

Ah, sounds like too much work

Ben_Reilly wrote:Ah, sounds like too much work

  

Probably is!!  

If the Main Speaker Eilzel and Deputy Speaker Edmund would now care to put their name to this thread swearing on Newsfix oath   , they can then take up their niece roles! :D 

Very well done both of you!

Haha great news

I swear I haven't a clue what this Speaker gig involves but I'm your man haha

I'd like thank my fellow comrades for the votes- my road to eventually domination of teh internets has begun : D

Eilzel wrote:Haha great news

I swear I haven't a clue what this Speaker gig involves but I'm your man haha

I'd like thank my fellow comrades for the votes- my road to eventually domination of teh internets has begun : D

Nice one Eilzel!, but you swear on the above conditions of honesty, unbias, order etc?..

It's just formal stuff Eilzel, and I know you will be, probably more so yourself as you a dem and not con or lab!

You just have to say....I swear by these terms and Ben will instate you!   

As far as I'm concerned, that counted ... congrats Eilzel and enjoy that spiffy new title under your avatar!

Eilzel wrote:Haha great news

I swear I haven't a clue what this Speaker gig involves but I'm your man haha

I'd like thank my fellow comrades for the votes- my road to eventually domination of teh internets has begun : D

...look at that Eilzel, your title is now below your name, curteousy of our forum host Ben! :D 

Nice one Ben btw  :D 

Eilzel wrote:Haha great news

I swear I haven't a clue what this Speaker gig involves but I'm your man haha

I'd like thank my fellow comrades for the votes- my road to eventually domination of teh internets has begun : D

     

Joy Division wrote:

Eilzel wrote:Haha great news

I swear I haven't a clue what this Speaker gig involves but I'm your man haha

I'd like thank my fellow comrades for the votes- my road to eventually domination of teh internets has begun : D

...look at that Eilzel, your title is now below your name, curteousy of our forum host Ben! :D 

Nice one Ben btw  :D 

Thanks, I won't admit to how long it took me to figure out how to do that ...     

Ben_Reilly wrote:As far as I'm concerned, that counted ... congrats Eilzel and enjoy that spiffy new title under your avatar!

Fair enough Ben, I think I did, I just like to know the Speaker's know their job role!

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Joy Division wrote:

...look at that Eilzel, your title is now below your name, curteousy of our forum host Ben! :D 

Nice one Ben btw  :D 

Thanks, I won't admit to how long it took me to figure out how to do that ...     

..the effort of trying alone is appreciated Ben!  

Joy Division wrote:

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Joy Division wrote:

...look at that Eilzel, your title is now below your name, curteousy of our forum host Ben! :D 

Nice one Ben btw  :D 

Thanks, I won't admit to how long it took me to figure out how to do that ...     

..the effort of trying alone is appreciated Ben!  

No problem, now we just need to get Fred to take the oath; he hasn't been on today though, I don't think.

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Joy Division wrote:


..the effort of trying alone is appreciated Ben!  

No problem, now we just need to get Fred to take the oath; he hasn't been on today though, I don't think.

Indeed Ben, Edmund please come to the House of Commons for your oath and swearing in!

Ben_Reilly wrote:As far as I'm concerned, that counted ... congrats Eilzel and enjoy that spiffy new title under your avatar!

A well deserved win!   

Les is a really decent person, and a very fine contributor to these boards.

It's the fact that he supports the LIb Dems (they get in bed with Tories)..... ::slap:: 

Catman wrote:

Ben_Reilly wrote:As far as I'm concerned, that counted ... congrats Eilzel and enjoy that spiffy new title under your avatar!

A well deserved win!   

Les is a really decent person, and a very fine contributor to these boards.

It's the fact that he supports the LIb Dems (they get in bed with Tories)..... ::slap:: 

Les is, and was my top choice. Lord Ed will be a fine deputy.
Tbh, I couldn't keep up with politics if you paid me!!   

The title under my name is fucking awesome! I'm easily pleased haha thanks Ben    

Eilzel wrote:The title under my name is fucking awesome! I'm easily pleased haha thanks Ben    

No problem, well-deserved!

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Eilzel wrote:The title under my name is fucking awesome! I'm easily pleased haha thanks Ben    

No problem, well-deserved!

Thanks to all who voted for me- phil nice surprise to see you putting party divisions to one side    

Eilzel wrote:

Ben_Reilly wrote:

No problem, well-deserved!

Thanks to all who voted for me- phil nice surprise to see you putting party divisions to one side    

A bit of tactical voting, on my part.   

Tactical voting has often benefited a Liberal candidate haha   

Eilzel wrote:Tactical voting has often benefited a Liberal candidate haha   

Liberals are fine on a local level, just don't let them get on the main stage.   

Liberals run, run, run...  

They don't have enough foot soldiers!

Congrats to Eilzel and Me Lord and very good choices in my book to run the politics


Well done chaps and like the name provided as well..

  

Eilzel wrote:Haha great news

I swear I haven't a clue what this Speaker gig involves but I'm your man haha

I'd like thank my fellow comrades for the votes- my road to eventually domination of teh internets has begun : D

Congratulations Les x

..........domination??!!

feelthelove wrote:

Eilzel wrote:Haha great news

I swear I haven't a clue what this Speaker gig involves but I'm your man haha

I'd like thank my fellow comrades for the votes- my road to eventually domination of teh internets has begun : D

Congratulations Les x

..........domination??!!

Thanks     

I think you'd better read the other thread, folks.....

Fred Moletrousers wrote:I think you'd better read the other thread, folks.....

I will ask Joy and Ben if okay that Eddie steps in while you are away if you like, give you more time to think me Lord, as actually think you would be good and of those with right wing views would at least see someone who says some and similar views has been called upon to be that voice if needed, which is a credit to your character me Lord. If there was a ever a reason to stay that is the reason I give because it also brings confidence to others having some balance as much as it does with Eilzel being he I think is the only Liberal. Thus both of you are people known and respected, but do understand if you want time out.

So I hope you reconsider me Lord