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by Lurker Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:07 pm

If you need help choosing a condom size:

by Original Quill Thu Jan 31, 2019 6:09 pm

When I was a single young man, I noticed at the pharmacy that they hired a new young woman for the check-out desk. She was beautiful and I needed a way to meet her.

So I went to the condom display and selected the largest size available. Then I went to her line to check out.

We dated for quite a while, actually. Laughing

by Lurker Thu Jan 31, 2019 6:20 pm

Original Quill wrote:When I was a single young man, I noticed at the pharmacy that they hired a new young woman for the check-out desk. She was beautiful and I needed a way to meet her.

So I went to the condom display and selected the largest size available. Then I went to her line to check out.

We dated for quite a while, actually.

She never told you you were using the wrong size??? LOL

by nicko Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:04 pm

She noticed something was wrong, when it kept slipping off !

by Original Quill Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:09 pm

Lurker wrote:
Original Quill wrote:When I was a single young man, I noticed at the pharmacy that they hired a new young woman for the check-out desk. She was beautiful and I needed a way to meet her.

So I went to the condom display and selected the largest size available. Then I went to her line to check out.

We dated for quite a while, actually.

She never told you you were using the wrong size??? LOL

No, I took the extra-large ones to the Church on Sunday. They were having a balloons for peace event: you attached a "peace" note to a balloon, filled it with helium the Church supplied, and let it go.

I just used the extra-large condoms and wrote cryptic messages, like: 'make love, not war', and 'love your brother', or 'love yourself', and some song titles, like 'This is What You Came For', 'All of Me' and 'Let Your Love Slide In'. Wink

by Lurker Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:25 pm

by Syl Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:28 pm

You men...when will you ever realise it's quality not quantity that counts. Razz

by eddie Thu Jan 31, 2019 8:26 pm

Original Quill wrote:When I was a single young man, I noticed at the pharmacy that they hired a new young woman for the check-out desk. She was beautiful and I needed a way to meet her.

So I went to the condom display and selected the largest size available. Then I went to her line to check out.

We dated for quite a while, actually.

Very smooth Cool

by Guest Thu Jan 31, 2019 8:39 pm

Eddie watch from 2:30

This is a good chat up line

My mates always makes me laugh, when asked a lady how much Polar Bears weigh.

She said, she did not know.

He said, neither did he, but it breaks the ice

Cheesy I know, but it always worked

Anyway the vid

It shows women are so as bad as men, when it come to women liking hot men.. Laughing

Oh and fair play to Quill, but what did he do, when it did not fit and looked baggy?

lol!

Sorry mate

by eddie Thu Jan 31, 2019 8:58 pm

Hahahahaha I do love a good sense of humour. Nice find didge.

by Guest Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:09 pm

eddie wrote:Hahahahaha I do love a good sense of humour. Nice find didge.

Cheers Eddie

Laughing

by HoratioTarr Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:41 pm

Any guys on here brave and honest enough to own up to only fitting the top hole?

by eddie Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:48 pm

HoratioTarr wrote:Any guys on here brave and honest enough to own up to only fitting the top hole?

Okay let’s be honest, no woman wants a small one but they don’t want something so massive that it hurts and doesn’t look or feel good, right?

Penises are like breasts and also like Goldilocks porridge dilemma:
It has to be just right.

by Ben Reilly Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:51 pm

Breasts are really the same way -- they can definitely be too big. I just don't understand breast implants unless they simply never came in.

Even then, I'd far prefer a flat-chested woman to a woman who looks like the center of her own solar system, with two massive planets orbiting her Smile

by JulesV Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:03 am

Are those testers for when the guys are floppy - OR - when they're somewhat um, you know ….. perky?

Hey just mildly curious that's all. Smile

by eddie Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:10 am

Jules wrote:Are those testers for when the guys are floppy - OR - when they're somewhat um, you know ….. perky?

Hey just mildly curious that's all.

Good point Jules! And if it’s for the erect penis, do the guys have to test it at the pharmacy? Suspect

And! Do they wash the tester?

These are the things that we must consider in life. Sex Aids 3489511464

by JulesV Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:27 am

Well yeah. I mean a guy could easily move up a couple of sizes when perky innit?

Just saying. Sex Aids 3489511464

by Original Quill Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:02 am

Didge wrote:Oh and fair play to Quill, but what did he do, when it did not fit and looked baggy?

The beauty of the condom purchase is you didn't need any pick-up line. Believe me, the clerk will start the conversation.

If not, ask her to call for a price check over the store-wide intercom. Then stand there with a big grin, while the crowd gathers. Sex Aids 2984306523

Trust me, you'll meet someone.

Ah, and...um, the extra-large condoms work in the store. You don't have to use them anywhere else. As I say, I took them to Church.

by Lurker Mon Feb 11, 2019 2:44 am

Syl wrote:You men...when will you ever realise it's quality not quantity that counts.

Quality AND quantity for the win....

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