Coffee and Cake
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Coffee and Cake
Let's start a thread where we leave all our differences outside.
There's a table laid with cake, coffee walnut and chocolate fudge. Coffee's perking. I'l be mum.
Now, Come on Wolfie, luv. Get your size twelves under that table, lean back, undo your belt, let that gut flop out, take a deep breath and let's chew the fat about your bees.
Veya, we all love Oz, honest.
Quill, it takes a cunt to know a cunt. Let's leave withered out of it.
Ben, you can read some prose from that book of yours, but take both parts by impersonating Eddie's voice.
Eddie, you cut the cake and no scoffing extra or slipping Ben a sneaky slice.
Syl, you draw the curtains - oh scrub that she's bloody wearing them.
Nico, I'll give you a shoulder massage, luvvie, coz you look like you need it.
Lord Foul, you're teabag monitor (and no adding 'ging' on the end of teabag please)
Thor, extra large chair for you, hon. And no, Cathy Newman's not a member so she can fuck off.
Ragga. Head of table and no arguments from the men.
Eilzel - you're in charge of entertainment, so think up something nice and colourful that involves audience participation.
Magica - put your fairy dress on, love
Vintage - You can sit next to Thor and keep him calm
Gelico - You sit on the other side of Thor and keep him calm
There's a table laid with cake, coffee walnut and chocolate fudge. Coffee's perking. I'l be mum.
Now, Come on Wolfie, luv. Get your size twelves under that table, lean back, undo your belt, let that gut flop out, take a deep breath and let's chew the fat about your bees.
Veya, we all love Oz, honest.
Quill, it takes a cunt to know a cunt. Let's leave withered out of it.
Ben, you can read some prose from that book of yours, but take both parts by impersonating Eddie's voice.
Eddie, you cut the cake and no scoffing extra or slipping Ben a sneaky slice.
Syl, you draw the curtains - oh scrub that she's bloody wearing them.
Nico, I'll give you a shoulder massage, luvvie, coz you look like you need it.
Lord Foul, you're teabag monitor (and no adding 'ging' on the end of teabag please)
Thor, extra large chair for you, hon. And no, Cathy Newman's not a member so she can fuck off.
Ragga. Head of table and no arguments from the men.
Eilzel - you're in charge of entertainment, so think up something nice and colourful that involves audience participation.
Magica - put your fairy dress on, love
Vintage - You can sit next to Thor and keep him calm
Gelico - You sit on the other side of Thor and keep him calm
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I have no idea why I did that.
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Sorry if I've left anyone out
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H/T, your right about the massage, give me date, place and time
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That's great, especially the fudge cake. What a line up. What a conversation.
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Vintage wrote:That's great, especially the fudge cake. What a line up. What a conversation.
Well, no convo yet as such. I dunno, you organise a party and they stand you up!!!
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nicko wrote:H/T, your right about the massage, give me date, place and time
It's coming over on the ether right now
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WOT ????? No beer?????
Pffft.
Pffft.
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Lord Foul wrote:WOT ????? No beer?????
Pffft.
Cake food fight instead?
At least I can use my big chair to duck behind....
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Thor wrote:Lord Foul wrote:WOT ????? No beer?????
Pffft.
Cake food fight instead?
At least I can use my big chair to duck behind....
apparently, i'm meant to be keeping you calm, but i'm right with you on that one
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gelico wrote:Thor wrote:
Cake food fight instead?
At least I can use my big chair to duck behind....
apparently, i'm meant to be keeping you calm, but i'm right with you on that one
Cool, so everyone has to now pick teams.. ha ha
Am I allowed to bring my own extra large chair?
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hahaha everyone can sit on that chair, we just need to get a lift installed
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Thor wrote:Lord Foul wrote:WOT ????? No beer?????
Pffft.
Cake food fight instead?
At least I can use my big chair to duck behind....
I've got a custard pie with your name on it
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Lord Foul wrote:WOT ????? No beer?????
Pffft.
Bring your own and stop moaning. Anyway, it's your round first.
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HoratioTarr wrote:Thor wrote:
Cake food fight instead?
At least I can use my big chair to duck behind....
I've got a custard pie with your name on it
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It's raining buckets down here...
I'll be having a beer with Victor (and probably veya ?); make mine a 'alf..
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WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
It's raining buckets down here...
I'll be having a beer with Victor (and probably veya ?); make mine a 'alf..
Been raining here constantly too Wolf. Bloody English weather
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We've got a storm coming in tonight. But only two days worth.
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Original Quill wrote:We've got a storm coming in tonight. But only two days worth.
I'm looking out the window right now, and the sky is black!! Windy too.
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Sunny and 23-26 degrees (C; 75-80 degrees F) the next few days in Texas. It starts off a few degrees above freezing in the morning and rises to that point.
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