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Post by Ben Reilly Sat Nov 17, 2018 11:13 pm

A priest and a minister were friends. One day the priest came to the minister's house and knocked, but there was no answer.

So the priest send the minister a text, "Revelations 3:20"

The minister got his Bible down and looked up the verse:

"Behold, I stand at the door and knock!"

He laughed and texted the priest back, "Genesis 3:10"

The priest got his Bible and looked it up:

"I heard Your voice in the garden and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid myself."

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Post by eddie Sat Nov 17, 2018 11:16 pm

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