Gilet wearer admits his arms have been cold for years

A LONG-TERM gilet wearer has admitted that his arms are often very cold.


Roy Hobbs has been parading around in a green quilted gilet in all seasons, insisting that he doesn’t ‘need’ sleeves in the face of rain, wind or snow.

Hobbs said: “Football matches were cold but I didn’t want to look like some sleeve-owning wimp so I stuck it out.

“The payoff to freezing your nuts off is that you look hard as fuck, but I’ve realised it’s just not worth it. It’s a relief to have accepted that I feel the cold like every other human.

“Gilets may look awesome but they’re basically half-built coats and that makes no sense.”

Designed to warm the thorax while chilling the wearer’s arms to icy buggery, the gilet remains a firm favourite with men who want to give the impression their arms are too ripped to be contained by an outer layer of sleeve.

Hobbs’ partner Mary Fisher said: “He’s actually not Jason Statham and the anorak I’ve ordered for him from Peter Storm will prove that”.


https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/gilet-wearer-admits-his-arms-have-been-cold-for-years-20171031138283

Typical unthinking muddle-headed scrawny "look tough"/football thug/bovver-boy twat...

Too thick to realise that "gillets" and insulated vests are basically workwear and active-wear items, for when you need the freedom of movement, and not everyday casual clothes for wannabe losers like him..

And simply too stupid to even have the sense to put on a jacket when the weather turns cold --  he actually had to wait for his long-suffering girlfriend to buy him a coat !

P.S. If he's "freezing his nuts off.." when wearing a vest, then he's obviously wearing it wrong !

Don't pull no punches will you Wolfie

It’s a comedy piece.

Jesus Christ.

As thick as pigshit.

eddie wrote:



A LONG-TERM gilet wearer has admitted that his arms are often very cold.


Roy Hobbs has been parading around in a green quilted gilet in all seasons, insisting that he doesn’t ‘need’ sleeves in the face of rain, wind or snow.

Hobbs said: “Football matches were cold but I didn’t want to look like some sleeve-owning wimp so I stuck it out.

“The payoff to freezing your nuts off is that you look hard as fuck, but I’ve realised it’s just not worth it. It’s a relief to have accepted that I feel the cold like every other human.

“Gilets may look awesome but they’re basically half-built coats and that makes no sense.”

Designed to warm the thorax while chilling the wearer’s arms to icy buggery, the gilet remains a firm favourite with men who want to give the impression their arms are too ripped to be contained by an outer layer of sleeve.

Hobbs’ partner Mary Fisher said: “He’s actually not Jason Statham and the anorak I’ve ordered for him from Peter Storm will prove that”.


https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/gilet-wearer-admits-his-arms-have-been-cold-for-years-20171031138283

That's hilarious, I love stuff like this. The Onion has stories like this a lot.

One of the most useless articles of clothing ever made .

But useful when playing golf on a cold day.

But it still leaves you arms cold, unless you wear something that covers them Andy !

Awww I'm delighted for him that he's all warm & toasty now.

Common sense has prevailed at last.  

A hardman image isn't worth shivering in the cold for.