Why I Stopped Musturbating

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GEMKpWKo4o


I think we are all guilty of this and me especially so at times.

Great video

gelico wrote:

Didge wrote:


I have no idea what you have against long grass in that you think it needs cutting

You tell me?

she already did

she prefers it short

why doesn't really matter does it?

So its a preconcieved human perception then?

Raggamuffin wrote:

Didge wrote:


Have ypou ever thought that being a human is the problem here?

No.

wow

Didge wrote:

Raggamuffin wrote:

Why do I dislike long grass then?

Let's not lower the tone please.

I have no idea what you have against long grass in that you think it needs cutting

You tell me?

You were the one suggesting why I dislike long grass, although you came up with some nonsense.

1. I don't like going to the bird feeding station through long grass - it makes the bottom of my trousers wet if it's been raining or there's dew on the grass.

2. I like to go to the end of the garden to attend to some things there, and it's easier if the grass is short.

3. Ground elder grows in the grass, and I like to keep it under control so it doesn't take over and smother other plants.

4. My cat likes to run around on the grass, and he'd find that more difficult if it was long.

5. I need access to the shed, so I don't want want long grass growing up around it.

6. If the grass is long I can't see my garden statues, and I don't want to move them as there are critters living underneath them.

7. If I never mow the lawn, it was a waste of time and money getting a lawn mower.

I'm sure there are more but that's enough for now.

gelico wrote:

Didge wrote:


I have no idea what you have against long grass in that you think it needs cutting

You tell me?

she already did

she prefers it short

why doesn't really matter does it?

It matters to Didge. He's determined to convince me that I should like long grass.

gelico wrote:

Didge wrote:


Have ypou ever thought that being a human is the problem here?

human beings?  in a back garden of a house in which there are human beings?

problems indeed

I know. How dare humans have a say in how long the grass is in their garden!

Raggamuffin wrote:

Didge wrote:


I have no idea what you have against long grass in that you think it needs cutting

You tell me?

You were the one suggesting why I dislike long grass, although you came up with some nonsense.

1. I don't like going to the bird feeding station through long grass - it makes the bottom of my trousers wet if it's been raining or there's dew on the grass.

2. I like to go to the end of the garden to attend to some things there, and it's easier if the grass is short.

3. Ground elder grows in the grass, and I like to keep it under control so it doesn't take over and smother other plants.

4. My cat likes to run around on the grass, and he'd find that more difficult if it was long.

5. I need access to the shed, so I don't want want long grass growing up around it.

6. If the grass is long I can't see my garden statues, and I don't want to move them as there are critters living underneath them.

7. If I never mow the lawn, it was a waste of time and money getting a lawn mower.

I'm sure there are more but that's enough for now.

1) You have as you admitted a preconceived view on long grass and a view its like a Jungle

That was your own words, hence a preconcived view you have been taught

2) Do you not have a path to go to the end of your garden? Why then would the grass need to be short?

3) So you are using another problem and using this problem to cut grass?

Come again?

4) So now you think you can get inside the mind of your own cat and use this as a reason to cut the grass?

Not on any logic, but based on bollocks?


5) How will grass get in the way of you getting to your shed? Dont you have a path?

Even then, what a dumb idiotic argument. Where your view now is based on grass length being a hinderance

6) I suggest you move them indoors then

7) Now you are catching on, it is a waste of time

Raggamuffin wrote:

gelico wrote:


human beings?  in a back garden of a house in which there are human beings?

problems indeed

I know. How dare humans have a say in how long the grass is in their garden!

How dare humans think they can manipulate nature eh?

Raggamuffin wrote:

Didge wrote:


I have no idea what you have against long grass in that you think it needs cutting

You tell me?

You were the one suggesting why I dislike long grass, although you came up with some nonsense.

1. I don't like going to the bird feeding station through long grass - it makes the bottom of my trousers wet if it's been raining or there's dew on the grass.

so? cant you dry them?. you clearly got a thing against rain or dew like i said you are at war with nature shows how badly your peceive that things should be

2. I like to go to the end of the garden to attend to some things there, and it's easier if the grass is short.

why is it easier? that is merely your peception of how things are made easier as you have been taught to believe

3. Ground elder grows in the grass, and I like to keep it under control so it doesn't take over and smother other plants.

take over? oh my, that's so bigotted

4. My cat likes to run around on the grass, and he'd find that more difficult if it was long.

Bullshit alert! Cats love long grass so wrong again

5. I need access to the shed, so I don't want want long grass growing up around it.

why? what;s so important in the shed and you can get to it with grass outside it, that's stupid reasoning based on poor perception

6. If the grass is long I can't see my garden statues, and I don't want to move them as there are critters living underneath them.
oh my, so now your artificial statues more important than lions and leopards, that's very poor reasoning

7. If I never mow the lawn, it was a waste of time and money getting a lawn mower.

Did I claim it was a waste of your time, no never did, so cathy newman alert
I'm sure there are more but that's enough for now.

babble

try again

in your own time




I just done a didge

Didge wrote:

Raggamuffin wrote:

You were the one suggesting why I dislike long grass, although you came up with some nonsense.

1. I don't like going to the bird feeding station through long grass - it makes the bottom of my trousers wet if it's been raining or there's dew on the grass.

2. I like to go to the end of the garden to attend to some things there, and it's easier if the grass is short.

3. Ground elder grows in the grass, and I like to keep it under control so it doesn't take over and smother other plants.

4. My cat likes to run around on the grass, and he'd find that more difficult if it was long.

5. I need access to the shed, so I don't want want long grass growing up around it.

6. If the grass is long I can't see my garden statues, and I don't want to move them as there are critters living underneath them.

7. If I never mow the lawn, it was a waste of time and money getting a lawn mower.

I'm sure there are more but that's enough for now.

1) You have as you admitted a preconceived view on long grass and a view its like a Jungle

That was your own words, hence a preconcived view you have been taught

2) Do you not have a path to go to the end of your garden? Why then would the grass need to be short?

3) So you are using another problem and using this problem to cut grass?

Come again?

4) So now you think you can get inside the mind of your own cat and use this as a reason to cut the grass?

Not on any logic, but based on bollocks?


5) How will grass get in the way of you getting to your shed? Dont you have a path?

Even then, what a dumb idiotic argument. Where your view now is based on grass length being a hinderance

6) I suggest you move them indoors then

7) Now you are catching on, it is a waste of time

1. What's wrong with not wanting my garden to be like a jungle? I have nothing against jungles, I just don't want one in my back garden.

2. No, I do not have a path to the end of my garden. Even if I did, long grass would make in inaccessible.

3. Already answered. Ground elder is a problem. It can look nice but if it takes over, all the other plants would be suffocated, and that would be a shame.

4. I see him running around the garden, so I don't need to be in his mind.

5. Already answered. No, I don't have a path to my shed which is at the end of the garden.

6. I don't want the statues in the house.

7. It's not a waste of time because I like short grass.

Is your garden a tip Didge? Is your house a tip? Are you a hoarder?

I'm actually quite impressed with how close my post was to didge's post

or quite scared

not sure

gelico wrote:

Raggamuffin wrote:

You were the one suggesting why I dislike long grass, although you came up with some nonsense.

1. I don't like going to the bird feeding station through long grass - it makes the bottom of my trousers wet if it's been raining or there's dew on the grass.

so?  cant you dry them?.  you clearly got a thing against rain or dew like i said you are at war with nature  shows how badly your peceive that things should be

2. I like to go to the end of the garden to attend to some things there, and it's easier if the grass is short.

why is it easier?  that is merely your peception of how things are made easier as you have been taught to believe

3. Ground elder grows in the grass, and I like to keep it under control so it doesn't take over and smother other plants.

take over?  oh my, that's so bigotted

4. My cat likes to run around on the grass, and he'd find that more difficult if it was long.

Bullshit alert!  Cats love long grass so wrong again

5. I need access to the shed, so I don't want want long grass growing up around it.

why?  what;s so important in the shed and you can get to it with grass outside it, that's stupid reasoning based on poor perception

6. If the grass is long I can't see my garden statues, and I don't want to move them as there are critters living underneath them.
oh my, so now your artificial statues more important than lions and leopards, that's very poor reasoning

7. If I never mow the lawn, it was a waste of time and money getting a lawn mower.

Did I claim it was a waste of your time, no never did, so cathy newman alert
I'm sure there are more but that's enough for now.

babble

try again

in your own time




I just done a didge

I apologise for being so bigotted against ground elder. That was so racist of me!

Raggamuffin wrote:

Didge wrote:


1) You have as you admitted a preconceived view on long grass and a view its like a Jungle

That was your own words, hence a preconcived view you have been taught

2) Do you not have a path to go to the end of your garden? Why then would the grass need to be short?

3) So you are using another problem and using this problem to cut grass?

Come again?

4) So now you think you can get inside the mind of your own cat and use this as a reason to cut the grass?

Not on any logic, but based on bollocks?


5) How will grass get in the way of you getting to your shed? Dont you have a path?

Even then, what a dumb idiotic argument. Where your view now is based on grass length being a hinderance

6) I suggest you move them indoors then

7) Now you are catching on, it is a waste of time

1. What's wrong with not wanting my garden to be like a jungle? I have nothing against jungles, I just don't want one in my back garden.

2. No, I do not have a path to the end of my garden. Even if I did, long grass would make in inaccessible.

3. Already answered. Ground elder is a problem. It can look nice but if it takes over, all the other plants would be suffocated, and that would be a shame.

4. I see him running around the garden, so I don't need to be in his mind.

5. Already answered. No, I don't have a path to my shed which is at the end of the garden.

6. I don't want the statues in the house.

7. It's not a waste of time because I like short grass.

Is your garden a tip Didge? Is your house a tip? Are you a hoarder?  

1) The question you are not asking is what is wrong with a jungle??

2) So only long grass would make the back of your garden inaccessable?

Really? Jackanory rags

3) So all over plants would be suffocated, even though many already are with meadow grass?
You have no idea what you are talking about do you?

4) So you wantto control what your cat thinks now

wow

5) I suggest you actually build a path and whilst you are at this, do so on every single public footpath. Is that fair?

6) ha ha ha, you dont ,like them enough in the house but like them enough to be oustide?

Holy crap on a cracker



7)  So you like things small in stature?

lol, figures

gelico wrote:

Raggamuffin wrote:

You were the one suggesting why I dislike long grass, although you came up with some nonsense.

1. I don't like going to the bird feeding station through long grass - it makes the bottom of my trousers wet if it's been raining or there's dew on the grass.

so?  cant you dry them?.  you clearly got a thing against rain or dew like i said you are at war with nature  shows how badly your peceive that things should be

2. I like to go to the end of the garden to attend to some things there, and it's easier if the grass is short.

why is it easier?  that is merely your peception of how things are made easier as you have been taught to believe

3. Ground elder grows in the grass, and I like to keep it under control so it doesn't take over and smother other plants.

take over?  oh my, that's so bigotted

4. My cat likes to run around on the grass, and he'd find that more difficult if it was long.

Bullshit alert!  Cats love long grass so wrong again

5. I need access to the shed, so I don't want want long grass growing up around it.

why?  what;s so important in the shed and you can get to it with grass outside it, that's stupid reasoning based on poor perception

6. If the grass is long I can't see my garden statues, and I don't want to move them as there are critters living underneath them.
oh my, so now your artificial statues more important than lions and leopards, that's very poor reasoning

7. If I never mow the lawn, it was a waste of time and money getting a lawn mower.

Did I claim it was a waste of your time, no never did, so cathy newman alert
I'm sure there are more but that's enough for now.

babble

try again

in your own time




I just done a didge

You done a gelico answering Rags and not me'

ha ha

Didge wrote:

Raggamuffin wrote:

You were the one suggesting why I dislike long grass, although you came up with some nonsense.

1. I don't like going to the bird feeding station through long grass - it makes the bottom of my trousers wet if it's been raining or there's dew on the grass.

2. I like to go to the end of the garden to attend to some things there, and it's easier if the grass is short.

3. Ground elder grows in the grass, and I like to keep it under control so it doesn't take over and smother other plants.

4. My cat likes to run around on the grass, and he'd find that more difficult if it was long.

5. I need access to the shed, so I don't want want long grass growing up around it.

6. If the grass is long I can't see my garden statues, and I don't want to move them as there are critters living underneath them.

7. If I never mow the lawn, it was a waste of time and money getting a lawn mower.

I'm sure there are more but that's enough for now.

1) You have as you admitted a preconceived view on long grass and a view its like a Jungle

That was your own words, hence a preconcived view you have been taught

2) Do you not have a path to go to the end of your garden? Why then would the grass need to be short?

3) So you are using another problem and using this problem to cut grass?

Come again?

4) So now you think you can get inside the mind of your own cat and use this as a reason to cut the grass?

Not on any logic, but based on bollocks?


5) How will grass get in the way of you getting to your shed? Dont you have a path?

Even then, what a dumb idiotic argument. Where your view now is based on grass length being a hinderance

6) I suggest you move them indoors then

7) Now you are catching on, it is a waste of time

Gelico claims my answers are similar to hers?

Come again

Does she actually want me to match them and embarress her?

Happy to do so...

Cat got your tongue Gelico?



I have seen some fuckwittery in my time, but Gelico tops them all with coming out with the complete polar views of mine trying to repolicate mine

Priceless

This is why I may love you gelico, but you are emphatically dimwitted



Cacth you later

You lost the plot, when you wrongly claim i was arguing over grass length and never did

It proves you never read anything properly

See ya

Didge is now obsessed with the length of grass. If he has a garden, he'll be out measuring each blade of grass.

I think Gelioc just epitomized my view around preconceptions and she did it so badly, Her views were at polar extremes to mine

I have to thank her for that and how she actually ended up arguing my point on preconceived ideas

She thought she was being funny based off a preconceived view of me and ended up being emphatically wrong



What a muppet and failed to see how in the end she actually proved me right

Thanks Gelico

Catch you later

I think didge has had too much 'grass'...

What a bell end!!!

Tommy Monk wrote:I think didge has had too much 'grass'...

What a bell end!!!

I love it when people like you Tommy come out and show how bitter you are



I have smoked plenty of grass in the past

Have even smoked peyote and had Ayahuasca when I travelled in South America

So who really is the bell end here

The man that has lived his life, or the xenophobic bunny rabbit, who has never set foot outside of Eltham?

See ya

I've been all over the world didge... and I've never lived in Eltham...

Tommy Monk wrote:I've been all over the world didge... and I've never lived in Eltham...

Have you Tommy?

Some how I find that really hard to believe