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a clean joke.
by nicko Sun May 13, 2018 12:41 pm
Think I might have a Shower, I checked,_ I do, it's upstairs !
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Re: a clean joke.
by Guest Sun May 13, 2018 12:47 pm
nicko wrote:Think I might have a Shower, I checked,_ I do, it's upstairs !
Actually it was funny mate
What is the best feature on a woman?
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Re: a clean joke.
by Guest Sun May 13, 2018 12:59 pm
nicko wrote:What is the best feature ?
Her chin.
Its somewhere to rest your balls on.
Apologises, as that was no way clean..
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Re: a clean joke.
by Lurker Sun May 13, 2018 2:33 pm
A dirty joke: "A white horse fell into a mud hole."
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Re: a clean joke.
by Andy Sun May 13, 2018 3:42 pm
What is the definition of indefinitely?
When your balls slap her bum, you know you are in definitely.
When your balls slap her bum, you know you are in definitely.
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