New Breakthrough: Semen May Actually Cure Depression In Women
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New Breakthrough: Semen May Actually Cure Depression In Women
According to some completely scientifically proven, systematically tested and well-researched data, semen can help cure women’s depression. However, said semen has to come from sex; you can’t just go to a sperm bank and fill an Rx. You need to, you know, go to the source. Now, we can’t show you an article full of photos of semen (even though you’d probably like that, you pervert), we’ve used some other images proven to alleviate depression in women as well.
How it works. Semen stimulates the frontal cortex. After completion of oral sex, levels of oxytocin are off the chart. Also, your IQ jumps by 10 points.
https://hiptoro.com/new-breakthrough-semen-may-actually-cure-depression-women/
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Ah well, that excludes me, then......................
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Also, you get a free life-time supply of mushrooms and your novel gets published!
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I know I was always able to make a woman happy!
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Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:Also, you get a free life-time supply of mushrooms and your novel gets published!
You are just filth.
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