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New Breakthrough: Semen May Actually Cure Depression In Women

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Post by eddie Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:20 pm

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According to some completely scientifically proven, systematically tested and well-researched data, semen can help cure women’s depression. However, said semen has to come from sex; you can’t just go to a sperm bank and fill an Rx. You need to, you know, go to the source. Now, we can’t show you an article full of photos of semen (even though you’d probably like that, you pervert), we’ve used some other images proven to alleviate depression in women as well.
How it works. Semen stimulates the frontal cortex. After completion of oral sex, levels of oxytocin are off the chart. Also, your IQ jumps by 10 points.

https://hiptoro.com/new-breakthrough-semen-may-actually-cure-depression-women/
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Post by Fred Moletrousers Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:55 pm

Ah well, that excludes me, then......................
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Post by Ben Reilly Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:11 pm

Also, you get a free life-time supply of mushrooms and your novel gets published!
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Post by Original Quill Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:11 pm

I know I was always able to make a woman happy! New Breakthrough: Semen May Actually Cure Depression In Women 2190311264

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Post by eddie Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:12 pm

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:Also, you get a free life-time supply of mushrooms and your novel gets published!

You are just filth.
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