THATS IT....I've had ENOUGH

by Victorismyhero Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:18 pm

I have had enough!!!! We'll never help anyone again......EVER!! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid....
Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our heart. We felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!!

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That's the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?!
Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor.

by Guest Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:27 pm

Lord Foul wrote:I have had enough!!!! We'll never help anyone again......EVER!! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid....
Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our heart. We felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!!

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That's the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?!
Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor.

by magica Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:29 pm

Omg Lordy, you got me there Laughing

by nicko Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:59 am

Good one Vic !

by Ben Reilly Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:14 am

Dude, I nearly fell for that -- had to read the rest before I sympathized with you Smile

by eddie Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:41 pm

It's all very well laughing but snowmen with charcoal eyes scare the bejeezus out of me. affraid

by Andy Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:46 pm

I still kill myself when I see the weathermen giving a yellow snow warning.
Never drink yellow snow!

by Syl Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:06 pm

Lord Foul wrote:I have had enough!!!! We'll never help anyone again......EVER!! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid....
Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our heart. We felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!!

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That's the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?!
Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor.