Donald Trump Vent Thread

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You have a very unhealthy obsession with Trump !

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BREAKING NEWS !!

Teacher Arrested

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

...Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Trump said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.

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Sewer News

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Brilliant!

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Everyone should agree with this!

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Republican Christians love their Anti-Christ....

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Fake President Trump's first six months have been defined by his often angry and tasteless tweets, his ham-handed efforts to denigrate and undercut the multiple investigations into Russian influence in the 2016 election and the stalemated legislative battle to repeal and replace Obamacare.

But Trump is right in saying he has significantly influenced government and the nation's image -- though much of his impact has been negative. His most significant clear-cut triumph was installing conservative Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch. He can take credit for slowing the inflow of illegal immigrants. And his impact has gone well beyond that, a conclusion on which two recent articles from opposite ends of the ideological spectrum agreed.

"While You Obsessed over Trump's Scandals, He's Fundamentally Changed the Country," headlined Sam Stein in the liberal HuffPost. "Reporters only want to talk about Russia, instead of what Team trump is getting done," was part of the headline over conservative Kimberly Strassel's column in The Wall Street Journal.

With contrary attitudes, they cited some identical examples, from authorizing the Dakota Access Pipeline to easing environmental restrictions on energy protection.

Strassel hailed the Fish and Wildlife Service for slowing an endangered species listing for the Texas Hornshell, a freshwater mussel she said "threatens significant harm to the Texas economy." Stein expressed concern over easing Occupational Safety and Health Administration requirements for reporting worker injury data and letting coal companies dump debris into local streams.

Here are some other Trump "achievements:"

FOREIGN POLICY

-Embraced autocrats in Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Philippines, Egypt and abandoned longtime U.S leadership in seeking to enhance democracy and human rights.

-Insulted U.S. allies in Europe, especially Germany, and undercut longstanding U.S. treaty commitments.

-Compromised Israel's intelligence sources.

-Spurred more divisiveness in an already divided Middle East by setting off a squabble between Saudi Arabia, a major U.S. ally, and Qatar, home of the region's biggest U.S.  military base.

-Undermined U.S. global leadership on climate change by withdrawing from the Paris agreement, joining only Syria and Nicaragua as nonparticipants.

-Reversed decades of Republican support for free trade, ceding leadership in Asia to China by withdrawing from the Trans-Pacific Partnership and elsewhere by encouraging the British exit from the European Community.

DOMESTIC POLICY

-Proposed a budget with massive cuts that would shred the social safety net and cripple longstanding governmental functions.

-Created uncertainty in the nation's health care system by sending inconsistent administrative signals and supporting legislation that could deprive millions of people health insurance coverage, undermine Medicaid health support for lower income Americans and give wealthy taxpayers a massive tax cut.

-Mismanaged the federal government by failing to fill many top spots and installing an inexperienced, dysfunctional White House staff.

-Expanded the policy of deporting dangerous illegal aliens by including many people with minimal records, stable jobs and American families.

-Created a commission to investigate his unproven allegations of voter fraud because he lost the popular vote to Hillary Clinton.

-Reversed decades of bipartisan cooperation in extending environmental preservation of national landmarks.

-Hired foxes to watch the chicken coops by filling his administration with archconservatives, many with records opposing the very agencies in which they work, and curbing civil rights and environmental enforcement.

INSTITUTIONAL DAMAGE:

-Committed potentially impeachable offenses of obstructing justice that prompted appointment of a Special Counsel by firing FBI Director James Comey, because of his probe into possible Trump campaign collusion with Russia, and urging other intelligence officials to pressure Comey to halt the probe.

-Undermined the courts with denunciations of judges and their decisions affecting his administration's policies, especially those curbing his hastily issued ban on Muslim travel from certain countries.

-Without evidence, accused former President Barack Obama of illegally wiretapping his phones.

-Repeatedly misrepresented his administration's policies and trashed officials with whom he has disagreements, calling the  ousted Comey "a nut job," Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer the "head clown" and House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi an "incompetent."

-Intensified racial and other divisions by reducing governmental civil rights guarantees and reversing protections for sexual and racial minorities.

-Violated his own self-proclaimed ethics laws by allowing officials to deal with issues affecting their former employers. Permitted multiple instances in which he and other family members benefit financially from his presidency.

-Waged a vendetta against news outlets subjecting his administration to scrutiny, calling the mainstream media the "enemy of the American people" and denouncing unfavorable stories as "fake news." Undercut White House press institutions intended to facilitate dialogue between the presidency and the public.

Trump has failed so far to enact promised measures to increase economic growth, resulting in reduced long-term forecasts. Many economic numbers he touts exaggerate his impact and denigrate the carryover effect of positive Obama policies. Military progress against ISIS has not eased its terrorist threat.

The result: the least support for any new modern president, an exacerbation of domestic divisions, and unprecedented global disdain and embarrassment.

Carl P. Leubsdorf is the former Washington bureau chief of The Dallas Morning News and a frequent columnist.

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Simply put: Trump has pulled the US into an international crime syndicate, the same as the New York Mafia, only on a global scale.

Trump doesn't care about anything his base advances.  His duplicities and betrayals are proof enough of that.  He cares about the 'criminal enterprise' of a 19.5% share of Rosneft Oil, granted to him by the Moscovy godfathers.

By now, they are pretty pissed Trump is not delivering on the lifting of sanctions. They are beginning to turn the screws on him:


"Here's an offer you can't refuse.  Lift the fookin' sanctions or I put your kid
in concrete overshoes and throw him over the side!"


"I don't pay you to think, Donald.  Either the world is swimming in Russian
oil by September, or the New York Times feasts on informatzia for the
next year!  Понимаю??"

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Dear, Orange Leader,

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More heroes!

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More heroes!

oh no
they're going to make Trump tower a tourist spot
like with the leaning tower of Pisa, where everyone will have to get a photo like this

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Whoopie is my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How about Lurkgraine?

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This is good! Trump's firing line. LOL!!!

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Hey Lurker

Another one bites the dust!

Have you seen the bingo card one? ROFLMAO. Google it dude.

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Hey Lurker

Another one bites the dust!

Have you seen the bingo card one? ROFLMAO. Google it dude.

I Googled it and got a bunch of different ones. LOL Trump Bingo is popular.

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Lately, Anthony Scaramucci is being called a Lounge Lizard on MSNBC.

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The sad condition of America,....

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An electronic message board on Interstate 80 near Dixon was hacked, allowing someone to type a few words about President Trump.

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An electronic message board on Interstate 80 near Dixon was hacked, allowing someone to type a few words about President Trump.

Another damn leak!

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I do love this one. Great play on words. If you fall ill .... be afraid, guys!

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Had it passed, they were going to call it Trump's Deathcare. Thought that was fitting.

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The only explanation...

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The Two Craziest Assholes In The Universe....




"INSTEAD OF PURSUING DIPLOMACY, TRUMP THREATENS N. KOREA WITH "FIRE AND FURY" — This is a complex situation. North Korea represents a true threat to the world with its new ICBMs and miniaturized nuclear warheads. But hothead Trump does not need to be escalating tensions with the psychologically unstable leader of N. Korea. Also, one must consider the possibility of Trump going off his rocker as a last ditch effort to "wag the dog" to redirect the focus from Robert Mueller's investigation to the danger N. Korea represents to America. Time will tell. Let's just hope Trump can keep his threats from his lips and his fingers off the codes."

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Yep..

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I'm afraid not.....

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Spot on!!!!

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Nazi Trump supports white alt-right American Nazis.

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