Daily Mail forced to lie down in darkened room after confirmation Prince Harry’s girlfriend is mixed-race

Daily Mail forced to lie down in darkened room after confirmation Prince Harry’s girlfriend is mixed-race

The Daily Mail has been forced to go and lie down in a darkened room for a while after learning that Prince Harry’s new girlfriend is one of those ‘brown ones’.

Doctors were called after the newspaper reported feeling faint at reading the Kensington Palace statement confirming the relationship.

The Daily Mail explained, “I know we’ve been reporting the relationship for days, but we’d hoped against hope it wasn’t really true.

“Sure, we’ve trawled her entire career and social feeds going back years to find video clips and photos that might make her look unsuitable as a girlfriend for a member of our royal family, all without ever saying it’s just because she’s a brown foreigner – but you kinda knew that, right?

“I mean, we can’t just say we don’t like her because she’s brown and foreign. Otherwise, we’d probably find our editor Paul Dacre being reported to himself in his other role at the Press Complaints Commission. That wouldn’t be good for anyone.

“But now it’s bloody well confirmed she’s definitely going out with him, and.. well… oh hear, I’m coming over all faint again.

“Do you realise that any child they might have would be 6th in line to the throne?! Can you imagine, a BROWN king!!”

At that point the doctors asked us to leave so they could administer an emergency sedative.

http://newsthump.com/2016/11/08/daily-mail-forced-to-lie-down-in-darkened-room-after-confirmation-prince-harrys-girlfriend-is-mixed-race/


Made me laugh

This will please Sassy.

Harry has spoken out about the way she has been treated since it became public they were dating.
Apparently she and her family have received death threats from some brave keyboard warriors. I don't know if that has anything to do with her heritage or ancestry or just the fact she is dating the worlds most desirable bachelor.

Either way.....aren't some people odd.

Syl wrote:Harry has spoken out about the way she has been treated since it became public they were dating.
Apparently she and her family have received death threats from some brave keyboard warriors. I don't know if that has anything to do with her heritage or ancestry or just the fact she is dating the worlds most desirable bachelor.

Either way.....aren't some people odd.

People who think the keyboard gives them the right to behave with impunity are very odd.

Harry can date & marry who he wants, Kate's done her bit, we have an heir and a spare.

If only his father had cared as much about his mother.

A "Brown Foreigner" possibly introduced into the Royal family  ?!?

If that truly comes to pass,  Major, Tommy and co. will have no choice but to emigrate..

Possibly to a brave new USA under el Presidente Dumpster ?

I am not psychic so I've no idea if Harry will propose to this new girl. If he does, I hope it works out well. If he doesn't I hope they have great fun and then part on good terms.


Now let's compare the virtue of royal brides.

1. Sarah Fergusson lived with an older guy (Paddy McNally)  for years,  and she had other lovers too ...before marrying into the royal family

2. Princess Margaret had certainly "been round the block a few times" before her marriage too. (Princess Anne dated the guy who eventually married Camilla)

3. Camilla sh*gged Charles before, during and after her first marriage.

Now re the question of ancestry, yes  Miss Markles had some humble ancestors. So does Kate Middleton, the queen-in-waiting.  The maternal ancestors of Kate were road sweepers and miners.


So, all things considered, funny how quick people are, to judge.

Exactly. All a bunch of hypocritical bollocks.

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:

A "Brown Foreigner" possibly introduced into the Royal family  ?!?

If that truly comes to pass,  Major, Tommy and co. will have no choice but to emigrate..

Possibly to a brave new USA under el Presidente Dumpster ?

They'd hate it here even worse. The U.S. is 38 percent non-white, and the whites are from all over Europe -- that's British, German, Irish, Italian, Romanian, Russian, Polish -- any nationality (and usually more than one European nationality, I've got German, Irish, English, Scottish, French and even Finnish in the woodpile).

Not even our black people are immune -- the typical African-American is at least one-quarter of European descent. White people are usually around 4 percent African ancestry, and mixed-race is the fastest-growing segment.

What I love is when people come to Texas thinking we're a majority-white, conservative bastion and then find out only 45 percent of Texans are of European ancestry

eddie wrote:Exactly. All a bunch of hypocritical bollocks.

Well said, eddie.
The people who say this girl has been around should show the links and proof! Empty words won't do.

When she was small, spent some of her christmasses helping out in soup kitchens in LA, to provide food for the homeless. Now she volunteers as unpaid ambassador for underprivileged people and often flies off to very poor, depressing areas of the world - instead of just rattling around in her swanky hollywood mansion doing nowt.

He has chosen a simple commoner,  over all the wealthy heiress daughters of noblity, aristocracy and royalty .. and other shallow, self obsessed girls who have been throwing themselves at him all his adult life.


If Harry and Miss Markles don't marry I hope at least they'll have great fun, great holidays and bonk each other's brains out, then part amicably.

They would not welcome Dodie into Buck House.

Major wrote:They would not welcome Dodie into Buck House.

Did you cheer when they assassinated them , Piles?

Assassinated ? killed by a drunken driver more like.

Major wrote:They would not welcome Dodie into Buck House.

What earthly difference does it make, once you've allowed the Germans in?

You would have thought after Princess Margaret's cavortings, Charles's long affair and wanting to be a tampax, Andy 'Air Miles' and his friendship with paedos, Philip 'open gob and put foot in', they would have welcomed someone a bit normal.

sassy wrote:You would have thought after Princess Margaret's cavortings, Charles's long affair and wanting to be a tampax, Andy 'Air Miles' and his friendship with paedos, Philip 'open gob and put foot in', they would have welcomed someone a bit normal.

Hahahaha that actually made me laugh

Apparently Roddy Llewellyn wanted a job in a Christmas panto. When asked if he had any acting experience, he replied
"I once has a small part in Charlie's aunt"!

Well, they are a bit of a joke lol

Handy Andy wrote:Apparently Roddy Llewellyn wantes a job in a Christmas panto. When asked if he had any acting experience, he replied
"I once has a small part in Charlie's aunt"!

LOL!