Right-wing radio host laments liberals' insistence upon consent in sexual relations

In the wake of recent sexual assault allegations spilling out against Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, conservative blowhard Rush Limbaugh dismissed the importance of consent, complaining the “only thing that matters” to liberals when it comes to sex is that all parties are willing participants.

Addressing what he referred to as the “Donald Trump sex-talk scandal,” Limbaugh lamented America’s lack of moral standards, marked (it would seem) by the left’s willingness to let other people have whatever kind of sex they please, provided everyone involved wants it.

“You know what the magic word, the only thing that matters in American sexual mores today is?” Limbaugh asked no on in particular on his talk radio show Wednesday. “One thing.”

“You can do anything, the left will promote and understand and tolerate anything, as long as there is one element,” he continued. “Do you know what it is? Consent.”

This is stunning to Limbaugh.

“If there is consent on both or all three or all four, however many are involved in the sex act, it’s perfectly fine,” Limbaugh continued. “Whatever it is. But if the left ever senses and smells that there’s no consent in part of the equation then here come the rape police.”

“But consent is the magic key to the left,” he added.

Consent, of course, is one of the fundamental elements of sexual interactions among human beings, particularly in instances where participating parties wish to honor the personal autonomy of fellow humans.