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If men and women inhabited different planets....
by eddie Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:55 pm
.....Both exactly like earth, with the same chances and weather and atmosphere etc etc and repopulation wasn't a problem as there would be annual copulation on a mutual planet.......WHO would fare better?
Would both Planet Man and Planet Woman look the same? Would there be wars on both planets? Which planet would be more peaceful where people would work together rather than agaisnt each other?
And would we miss each other?
And would we want to live on the other planet with our opposite sex?
Would both Planet Man and Planet Woman look the same? Would there be wars on both planets? Which planet would be more peaceful where people would work together rather than agaisnt each other?
And would we miss each other?
And would we want to live on the other planet with our opposite sex?
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by Victorismyhero Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:02 pm
the womens planet would have succumed to environmental poisoning and dissapeared under clouds of variously fragranced bath oils perfumes and fabric softener.....
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by eddie Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:07 pm
Is that so?
Do continue whilst I bathe in asses milk.
Do continue whilst I bathe in asses milk.
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by Guest Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:11 pm
eddie wrote:Is that so?
Do continue whilst I bathe in asses milk.
No asses milk, men don't make milk
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by Victorismyhero Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:23 pm
Not only that but it would be ruled by margaret thatcher clones and its sole source of international trade would be various shaped dildos balance by a counter trade in batteries......
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by Guest Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:32 pm
Women like Thatcher would be ejected quick smart, we wouldn't need pretend men lol
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by eddie Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:33 pm
Yes Vic, we don't want woMEN, want women.
SO YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE WEAK. Oops caps sorry
You've said nothing about your stinky man planet yet. What's that like? Farty?
SO YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE WEAK. Oops caps sorry
You've said nothing about your stinky man planet yet. What's that like? Farty?
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by Victorismyhero Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:41 pm
ah...I forgot ...women dont fart....they "break wind"
(wonders if wind is technology?? women are good at breaking technology)
and heres another one for you............ all computers on the womens planet would have only 3 keys
CTRL ALT DEL
(wonders if wind is technology?? women are good at breaking technology)
and heres another one for you............ all computers on the womens planet would have only 3 keys
CTRL ALT DEL
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by Guest Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:48 pm
They would? Funny, I've been using them since the first ones came out. Used on in Shell Centre that took up a whole floor and had to be temperature controlled.
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by eddie Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:54 pm
We don't even break wind Vic we puff out gitter.
And please tell me Vic, what would your planet be like? Cocks swinging as you each compare who is the biggest?
And please tell me Vic, what would your planet be like? Cocks swinging as you each compare who is the biggest?
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by Victorismyhero Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:18 pm
our planet....it would be perfect, since, not having the constant distraction of nagging wimmin we would have had the time to actually sit down in peace and quiet and think about all those annoying problems like why does the loo roll run out, and why am I out of shirts/pants/socks
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by Victorismyhero Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:21 pm
sassy wrote:They would? Funny, I've been using them since the first ones came out. Used on in Shell Centre that took up a whole floor and had to be temperature controlled.
but you still need help resizing a picture
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by Ben Reilly Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:36 pm
On Planet Man, all vegetables would be used to feed cattle and pigs, and our number-one import would be porn from Planet Woman.
Our cities would be sprawling complexes of Man Caves, vulnerable only to occasional sweeping plagues of Man Flu.
Alcoholic beverage makers would be the elite ruling class, and TV shows would be very explodey and farty.
And even though we'd have the ability to make missile drones and nukes, all wars would be fought with swords on horseback, simply because that's the cool way to do it.
Our cities would be sprawling complexes of Man Caves, vulnerable only to occasional sweeping plagues of Man Flu.
Alcoholic beverage makers would be the elite ruling class, and TV shows would be very explodey and farty.
And even though we'd have the ability to make missile drones and nukes, all wars would be fought with swords on horseback, simply because that's the cool way to do it.
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by Ben Reilly Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:38 pm
Wait, we'd cultivate our own potatoes and chili peppers, that would be our vegetable intake.
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by eddie Sat Aug 13, 2016 1:15 am
Firstly, you'd never get anything done on Planet Man because you'd be too busy eating large quantities of junk, chilli potatoes and big fat steaks, which would then send you to sleep. You wake up and lay there scratching your balls for a long time and then you'd pick up your porn mags.....................then sleep. Again. You'd wake up, go find other men and drink copious amounts of Stupid Juice that make you all "Stronger, Wiser and More Knowledgable About Sport", then you'd go home and eat more meat then fall asleep. Again.
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by Eilzel Sat Aug 13, 2016 1:46 am
Sounds like heaven 
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by 'Wolfie Sat Aug 13, 2016 3:23 am
CONSIDERING that over 90% of practical technologies have been invented by men, the women would still be living back in the stone age.
The women will have destroyed the environment within a generation..
No electricity, no cars; at least walking down to the spring/creek/pond to carry the buckets of water back to tbeir caves would keep them slim..
And their diets would be a lot less varied -- with little travel and exploration, they would be limited to what they can pick and forage for in their little Garden of Eden..
No need for wars, as the constant bickering, bitchiness and nastiness would keep them much too busy.
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by nicko Sat Aug 13, 2016 5:51 am
Very true Wolfie, very true.
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by eddie Sat Aug 13, 2016 9:09 am
Eilzel wrote:Sounds like heaven
Hahahahahah fuck yeah, it would be for you.
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by eddie Sat Aug 13, 2016 9:15 am
WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
CONSIDERING that over 90% of practical technologies have been invented by men, the women would still be living back in the stone age.
The women will have destroyed the environment within a generation..
No electricity, no cars; at least walking down to the spring/creek/pond to carry the buckets of water back to tbeir caves would keep them slim..
And their diets would be a lot less varied -- with little travel and exploration, they would be limited to what they can pick and forage for in their little Garden of Eden..
No need for wars, as the constant bickering, bitchiness and nastiness would keep them much too busy.
Yes. Because look at all the wars and terrorists and big bad men we have......they're all MEN!!!!
Aren't men a bitchy, fighting, war-mongering, revengeful and spiteful breed?
Why are you assuming men know how to grow veg and women don't? My four year old girl can grow vegetables.
Are the men growing carrots to use as swords? Melons to use as vaginas?
Cos we know that men only fight and fuck.
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by Syl Sat Aug 13, 2016 12:41 pm
The womens planet would be nice and tidy.... 
unlike the mens which would be a tip within weeks.....not so frivolous when you think about it, if you cant find the one thing you need when you need it nothing would get done.
Women would find their pecking order without wars.....their instinct is to do the jobs they enjoy and are good at, where men would probably use brute force to get where they want to be.
Women can cope better without men than vice versa if they have to, my money would be on the female planet flourishing better.
unlike the mens which would be a tip within weeks.....not so frivolous when you think about it, if you cant find the one thing you need when you need it nothing would get done. Women would find their pecking order without wars.....their instinct is to do the jobs they enjoy and are good at, where men would probably use brute force to get where they want to be.
Women can cope better without men than vice versa if they have to, my money would be on the female planet flourishing better.
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by Andy Sat Aug 13, 2016 12:47 pm
eddie wrote:We don't even break wind Vic we puff out gitter.
And please tell me Vic, what would your planet be like? Cocks swinging as you each compare who is the biggest?
If Eds lived on a planet of girls
In a land of honey and pearls
She would puff out glitter
Straight from her shitter
And her hair would end up in curls!
(No offence meant Ed)
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by Andy Sat Aug 13, 2016 1:03 pm
And if Tom lived on a planet of men
There would be friction now and then
Whether Muslims or black
Tom wouldn't hold back
And the disputes would be settled by Ben
There would be friction now and then
Whether Muslims or black
Tom wouldn't hold back
And the disputes would be settled by Ben
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by 'Wolfie Sat Aug 13, 2016 3:55 pm
eddie wrote:WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
CONSIDERING that over 90% of practical technologies have been invented by men, the women would still be living back in the stone age.
The women will have destroyed the environment within a generation..
No electricity, no cars; at least walking down to the spring/creek/pond to carry the buckets of water back to tbeir caves would keep them slim..
And their diets would be a lot less varied -- with little travel and exploration, they would be limited to what they can pick and forage for in their little Garden of Eden..
No need for wars, as the constant bickering, bitchiness and nastiness would keep them much too busy.
Yes. Because look at all the wars and terrorists and big bad men we have......they're all MEN!!!!
Aren't men a bitchy, fighting, war-mongering, revengeful and spiteful breed?
Why are you assuming men know how to grow veg and women don't? My four year old girl can grow vegetables......
FOUR YEAR olds can only grow what their parents give them to grow...
Just ask yourself : How many of the fruit, vegetables and herbs growing in your garden are indigenous to your region ?
Marco Polo, Christopher Columbus, Walter Raleigh, Joseph Banks..
Most of those famous explorers/adventurers/botanists who brought many new varieties of food back to Europe were men.
Most wars might be fought by menfolk; but many were begun by and over women..
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by eddie Sat Aug 13, 2016 9:29 pm
Handy Andy wrote:eddie wrote:We don't even break wind Vic we puff out gitter.
And please tell me Vic, what would your planet be like? Cocks swinging as you each compare who is the biggest?
If Eds lived on a planet of girls
In a land of honey and pearls
She would puff out glitter
Straight from her shitter
And her hair would end up in curls!
(No offence meant Ed)
Absolutely none taken! I loved it.
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by Ben Reilly Sat Aug 13, 2016 11:23 pm
Handy Andy wrote:And if Tom lived on a planet of men
There would be friction now and then
Whether Muslims or black
Tom wouldn't hold back
And the disputes would be settled by Ben
I think you need a title ...
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by Guest Wed Aug 17, 2016 9:09 pm
eddie wrote:.....Both exactly like earth, with the same chances and weather and atmosphere etc etc and repopulation wasn't a problem as there would be annual copulation on a mutual planet.......WHO would fare better?
Would both Planet Man and Planet Woman look the same? Would there be wars on both planets? Which planet would be more peaceful where people would work together rather than agaisnt each other?
And would we miss each other?
And would we want to live on the other planet with our opposite sex?
I'm off with the blokes, sounds like much more fun
Who needs veg?????????????? Well maybe meat and..................
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by Guest Wed Aug 17, 2016 9:14 pm
eddie wrote:Hussy!
I'm an angel, honest 
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by Guest Wed Aug 17, 2016 9:23 pm
Ben Reilly wrote:Handy Andy wrote:And if Tom lived on a planet of men
There would be friction now and then
Whether Muslims or black
Tom wouldn't hold back
And the disputes would be settled by Ben
I think you need a title ...
Suggestion?
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by HoratioTarr Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:07 pm
All the men would have bummed each other to death.
Us girlies would have peace, peace, peace.
Us girlies would have peace, peace, peace.
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by nicko Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:31 am
But who would take the rubbish out?
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by eddie Thu Aug 18, 2016 8:51 am
nicko wrote:But who would take the rubbish out?
That's a good point......
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by Ben Reilly Thu Aug 18, 2016 5:24 pm
sassy wrote:Ben Reilly wrote:Handy Andy wrote:And if Tom lived on a planet of men
There would be friction now and then
Whether Muslims or black
Tom wouldn't hold back
And the disputes would be settled by Ben
I think you need a title ...
Suggestion?
Already granted it to him: "Poet Laureate & (edit) Traveling Bard of NewsFix"
I can see how that was ambiguous, though.
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Re: If men and women inhabited different planets....
by Andy Thu Aug 18, 2016 5:39 pm
A forum poster was named Bard,
And his cock was invariably hard
Whilst he wrote out his rhymes
Hundreds and thousands of times
His wife would reach for the lard.
And his cock was invariably hard
Whilst he wrote out his rhymes
Hundreds and thousands of times
His wife would reach for the lard.
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