Sitting Near The River

by Major Thu Mar 17, 2016 7:21 pm

I fed the dux about noon, absolutely luvlee day.

About 50 yards from river 3 men were re laying some block paving, I sat on a bench watching of 5 minutes, now the story begins.
I noticed this tallish young lady walking towardz us, open long black coat exposing her more than ampul assets which i
IMHO SHE INTENDED DOING.
As she was passing the 3 geezuz one musta said summut, she carried on walking and said F off perv, she got to me and I smiled, she said, they ain't so chirpy now, smiled back at me and went on her way.

I enjoyed that put down and pleasant smile.

by eddie Thu Mar 17, 2016 7:26 pm

Are you saying that if she wears a low cut top she should expect people to look at her boobs?

Well I think you're right. Most women (perhaps all) know when their jonzookis are on show ergo they know they'll be looked at.
As a women with a best friend who has massive jonzookis I often say to her "Put them away sarah" or "Got your bald heads out?"

It's not a crime though, to show them off or a crime to look. People will always look at flesh on show.

by Victorismyhero Thu Mar 17, 2016 7:32 pm

gerrem out fer the lads booby shake

by Syl Thu Mar 17, 2016 7:53 pm

It was a lovely day for sitting by the river and admiring the scenery today wasn't it? Wink

by eddie Thu Mar 17, 2016 9:54 pm

Lord Foul wrote:gerrem out fer the lads

Yours are very impressive Vic Cool

by Major Thu Mar 17, 2016 9:59 pm

Also their were a load of school kids from, guess where, you will not believe it, POLAND according to the traffic warden and it came over his radio 4 were missing, I wonder if it is a scam????
Why would Polish kids come to Stratford Upon Avon? to learn about Billy, dunno.

Mind you the place crawlz with Japz and cameraz, they love the place..