Men: Forget February the 14th

And wait for March 14!!

It's steak and BJ Day

http://www.steakandbjday.com

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

I'll let OH know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (maybe)

eddie wrote:You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

But you don't eat meat Eddie....................

So for 364 days of the year I don't have to provide and cook steak then? sounds like a good idea.

FTL I knew someone would say that!

I make allowances for certain things.
You have to be a bit bendy

eddie wrote:FTL I knew someone would say that!

I make allowances for certain things.
You have to be a bit bendy

Steak ............................... or sausages????

feelthelove wrote:

eddie wrote:FTL I knew someone would say that!

I make allowances for certain things.
You have to be a bit bendy

Steak ............................... or sausages????

I will cook the streak and eat the sausage

eddie wrote:

feelthelove wrote:

Steak ............................... or sausages????

I will cook the streak and eat the sausage

Nope, better not..........................

eddie wrote:FTL I knew someone would say that!

I make allowances for certain things.
You have to be a bit bendy

your middle name isnt wendy is is


"bendy wendy"

Lord Foul wrote:

eddie wrote:FTL I knew someone would say that!

I make allowances for certain things.
You have to be a bit bendy

your middle name isnt wendy is is


"bendy wendy"

OMG she wasn't the one with the marrow was she????????????