Anyone Have One Of These For Sale?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3265734/How-Dirty-Prince-Bertie-romped-way-bordellos-Paris-little-help-three-way-love-seat.html

Anyone brave enough to say how it is used? lol

Gottcha tongue tied. lol

How Dirty Prince Bertie romped his way through the bordellos of Paris with a little help from his three-way love seat
Prince Bertie fell in love when he visited Paris in 1855 when he was just 13
Future Edward VII returned as the Prince of Wales, aged 23, to enjoy Paris
Joined elite men's clubs to drink in the boulevard and enjoy the women
Commissioned 'armchair of love' so he could entertain two women at once
By LAURA FREEMAN FOR THE DAILY MAIL

When the 13-year-old Prince Bertie, later Edward VII, was taken to Paris for a family holiday in 1855 he had a high old time of it. Queen Victoria, Prince Albert, Bertie and his sister Princess Vicky were greeted at Boulogne-sur-Mer by Napoleon III himself while cheering crowds shouted: ‘Vive La Reine!’
For the next week, Bertie was adored and petted by the Empress Eugenie, consort of Napoleon III, taken on a hunt in the forest of St Germain and allowed to stay up for a ball at the Palace of Versailles where there were fireworks and dancing until 3am. On her return to England, Victoria observed the effect of the trip on Bertie.
‘The beauty of the French capital, the liveliness of the French people, the bonhomie of the French Emperor, the elegance of the French Empress made an indelible impression on his pleasure-hungry nature.’ Didn’t they just!

Well I do like the look of that seat.....I have to say! Exactly the right colour for my bedroom

Needs a cup-holder for your drink.