Hilarious Fake Product Reviews Pop Up In IKEA Courtesy Of Obvious Plant

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Hahahahahahaha brilliant!!
Love the cereal bowl one

Its given me some bad ideas Eddie

Cuchulain wrote:Its given me some bad ideas Eddie

Talking of bad ideas, whenever I glance at your avatar, I just see a big penis coming out of your navel  lol

ps I do have bad eyesight though lol

Christie wrote:

Cuchulain wrote:Its given me some bad ideas Eddie

.

Talking of bad ideas, whenever I glance at your avatar, I just see a big penis coming out of your navel  lol

ps  I do have bad eyesight though lol

Woman contain yourself lol


That really did make me chuckle, have a thanks, very well deserved.

Cuchulain wrote:

Christie wrote:
Talking of bad ideas, whenever I glance at your avatar, I just see a big penis coming out of your navel  lol

ps  I do have bad eyesight though lol

Woman contain yourself lol


That really did make me chuckle, have a thanks, very well deserved.

You could at least tuck it in  Lol    
Thanks for the thanks!

I never noticed that before!

they are just brilliant one love the thermal exhaust one, it definitely was a design flaw...

eddie wrote:I never noticed that before!

lol it looks like the skull of some animal.

Victor, any ideas?

likely to be a "mythical representation" of course but I'd say most likely based on a goat head ......note the curling horns....

victorismyhero wrote:likely to be a "mythical representation" of course but I'd say most likely based on a goat head ......note the curling horns....

Thank you. It would be in keeping as he had a special spear




The Gáe Bulg (also Gáe Bulga, Gáe Bolg, Gáe Bolga), meaning "spear of mortal pain/death spear", "gapped/notched spear", or "belly spear", was the name of the spear of Cúchulainn in the Ulster Cycle of Irish mythology. It was given to him by his martial arts teacher, the warrior woman Scáthach, and its technique was taught only to him.

It was made from the bone of a sea monster, the Coinchenn, that had died while fighting another sea monster, the Curruid. Although some sources make it out to be simply a particularly deadly spear, others—notably the Book of Leinster—state that it could only be used under very specialized, ritual conditions:

“ The Gáe Bulg had to be made ready for use on a stream and cast from the fork of the toes. It entered a man's body with a single wound, like a javelin, then opened into thirty barbs. Only by cutting away the flesh could it be taken from that man's body.[1] ”
In other versions of the legend, the spear had seven heads, each with seven barbs. In the Táin Bó Cuailnge, Cúchulainn received the spear after training with the great warrior master Scáthach in Alba. She taught him and his foster-brother, Ferdiad, everything the same, except she only taught the Gáe Bulg feat to Cuchulainn. He later used it in single combat against Ferdiad. They were fighting in a ford, and Ferdiad had the upper hand; Cúchulainn's charioteer, Láeg, floated the Gáe Bulg down the stream to his master, who cast it into Ferdiad's body, piercing the warrior's armor and "coursing through the highways and byways of his body so that every single joint filled with barbs." Ferdiad died soon after. On a separate occasion, Cúchulainn also killed his own son, Connla, with the spear. In both instances, it was used as a last resort, as once thrown it proved invariably fatal.

Cú Chulainn's use of the Gáe Bulg in the Táin Bó Cuailnge exemplifies its deadliness and the gruesome nature in which it leaves its victims. This can be seen in the fact that after it is utilized, one must literally cut into the victim to retrieve it. This was the case in Cú Chulainn's slaying of Fer Diad. As it is stated in Ciaran Carson's translation of The Táin:

“ Láeg came forward and cut Fer Diad open and took out the Gáe Bolga. Cú Chulainn saw his weapon bloody and crimson from Fer Diad's body... "[2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A1e_Bulg

Lets blow it up.

Thought it looked like a penis too at first!

yup thats a goat skull ok......

probably an ancestor of the "mouflon goat" or such like

It is possible it could also be a sheep skull, but it seems too long for that ...so I'll stick with goat....

Now looks like a penis chewing.

It's a dildo.

heavenlyfatheryetagain wrote:they are just brilliant one love the thermal exhaust one, it definitely was a design flaw...

Not necessarily -- at the time the thing was constructed, people were already referring to Darth Vader's use of the Force as a "sad devotion to an ancient religion," so it's pretty easy to imagine that they weren't too worried about a single fighter penetrating the Death Star's defences and firing a Force-guided shot ...