The Department of Whopping Porkies is rebuked as claimants suddenly develop mysterious superpowers after being sanctioned
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The Department of Whopping Porkies is rebuked as claimants suddenly develop mysterious superpowers after being sanctioned
Courtesy of Robert Livingstone
We all know that the Tory welfare “reforms” are the gift that just keeps on giving. Various people from an alternative universe where benefit sanctions and starvation actually work to motivate have told us so. I think in that universe was you can see Skinner and Pavlov’s house. I digress.
My recent benefit sanction really worked wonders. I was so delighted to be chosen for this special treatment by the government, and for no reason in particular. I really don’t deserve it. I have now developed super powers as a result, and a liking for hospital food. Every time I have a hypoglycemic attack coz I have no food, and a bout of Raynaud’s because I’ve no electricity or gas, hey presto, I get rushed into hospital where I can eat and eat until my belly is full. And there’s even heating! I couldn’t manage that with my benefit. And no worries about becoming homeless now I have a near-permanent bed. My life is transformed!
Here are some more lucky people who have been touched by extraordinary life-changing experiences through the multi-dimensional DWP:
Simon John Duffy I just wanted to share my testimony and thank the DWP for helping me to understand the true meaning of social justice. For so long I’ve simply not understood the wisdom of their policies. But now I see the light.
[You couldn’t make it up! Oh, wait, it’s the DWP, that’s what exactly they do – just make things up.]
BoycottWorkfare Nick
Nick
Ian Jones
Ian Beckett
Who News: Benefit breakthrough on an intergalactic scale!
BoycottWorkfare
Jon Swindon
Without my non-intrusive Work Capability Assessment I would never have known my Parkinson’s diagnosis was merely a cold.
And my favorite tribute to the great innovator:
Of course, Iain Duncan Smith tells a great success story. For example, there’s the lie account of his education and qualifications, as stated in his biography on the Conservative Party website, his entry in Who’s Who, and various other places, which make the claim that he went to the Universita di Perugia in Italy. In an alternative universe, unfortunately, Mr Duncan Smith’s office has been forced to explain to Newsnight researchers investigating his academic background that he didn’t get any qualifications in Perugia, or even finish his exams. His statements about the qualifications are simply examples of his remarkable superpowers. And his multi-lives and superpowers of trans-dimensional travel.
It was also claimed that he was “educated at Dunchurch College of Management”. In fact, Dunchurch was the former staff college for GEC Marconi, for whom he worked in the 1980s. Mr Duncan Smith’s office was forced to admit said that that he did not get any qualifications there either, in this universe, but that he completed six separate courses lasting a few days each, adding up to about a month in total. See what I mean? Extraordinary superpowers! (See Newsnight reveals ‘inaccuracies’ in Iain Duncan Smith’s CV ). It’s easy to see why Mr Duncan Smith has made it his very own superpower campaign to “monitor” the BBC for “left-wing bias.”
Finally, a couple more classics from Robert Livingstone:
https://kittysjones.wordpress.com/2015/08/24/the-department-of-whopping-porkies-is-rebuked-as-claimants-suddenly-develop-mysterious-superpowers-after-being-sanctioned/
And of course IDS knew nothing about the lies on the pamphlets, not a dick bird, they did it all without his permission!!!!! If you believe that as the saying goes.
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Re: The Department of Whopping Porkies is rebuked as claimants suddenly develop mysterious superpowers after being sanctioned
That was really funny to read
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every time i read "reek" i can`t help laughingsassy wrote:Made me giggle lol
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Re: The Department of Whopping Porkies is rebuked as claimants suddenly develop mysterious superpowers after being sanctioned
What a stinker eh! Hope he doesn't need to type after that
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Re: The Department of Whopping Porkies is rebuked as claimants suddenly develop mysterious superpowers after being sanctioned
Sassy you twat... the job centre and DWP staff are almost exclusively lefties and labour supporters... it is them who run the every day stuff like the publicity posters etc...
It is also pretty clear that lefties like to group up in many other organisations to cause unnecessary trouble so as to then be able to start complaining with their 'it was the Tory's what done it' bollocks!
Idiots like you jump on this childish band wagon thinking what fun it is to cause so much disruption at the general expense of the people you pretend to care about...!!!
Quite pathetic really... and thankfully most people can see your bullshit for what it is... that's why you got tonked in the election!!!
It is also pretty clear that lefties like to group up in many other organisations to cause unnecessary trouble so as to then be able to start complaining with their 'it was the Tory's what done it' bollocks!
Idiots like you jump on this childish band wagon thinking what fun it is to cause so much disruption at the general expense of the people you pretend to care about...!!!
Quite pathetic really... and thankfully most people can see your bullshit for what it is... that's why you got tonked in the election!!!
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Of course they are Tommy! That's the biggest DOH I've seen in a long time.
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So you are saying that IDS does all the posters and job centre publicity stuff himself...!?
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