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Now that's a comeback, kid! People share the hilariously witty responses from CHILDREN that will make you wish you were half as smart

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Post by Guest Tue Sep 12, 2017 12:42 pm

We've all been in that situation where you need that perfect comeback and you eventually find it - hours after the event.  But some youngsters out there don't seem to have that trouble, as they've already perfected the art of the witty reply at an early age.  People have been sharing the most hilarious comebacks from children online - and they'll make you wish your mind was half as sharp.  One smart kid wangled their way out of a difficult answer on a test by declaring that the common ground between Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan is that they both have unusual names.  Another solved the issue of their father's allergy to cats by saying he could sleep outside so the family could get a kitten. And one child showed off their brutal side by sending a note to her babysitter showing her head chopped off by an axe, with the message: 'Dear Valerie, get out of my life.' 


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They might not be getting top marks in biology, but this child is definitely not lacking a sens of humour 
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Philosophical: Jonathan has some serious musings on the history of the world, given his tender age 


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They're not wrong! Some people might rush for the first aid box, but others can tough it out 


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Speaking as you find: This child can give you a lesson in more than just water safety
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A bed in the shed? A four-year-old came up  with an ideal solution to their father's cat allergy 


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From the mouth of babes: This child's assessment of what it's like to be an adult and the social conventions involved is not far wrong 


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Let's hope they've not actually experienced the taste of human brain to make the comparison 


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Too smart for their own good: This child followed instructions to the letter 


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Jonas' was doing pretty well on identifying Arctic animals, until he became unstuck on the little known 'word bank' creature 
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This is the kind of child you want around if there's a tornado coming your way 


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A young entrepreneur: If you want to cross the threshold, you have to be prepared to pay the price 


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She's got it sussed: This eight-year-old is not going to put up with any ghosting or other nonsense when she grows up 


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Event the teacher admitted that she high-fived the pupil after this comeback 


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It's a valid reason: But probably not the one the science teacher was looking for


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If peeing on a shovel is indeed Carson's favourite hobby, then who can argue?


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Future messiah? Graham is certain that he shall rise from the dead, just like Jesus 
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When you're lacking in historical knowledge, then just rely on humour to get you through exams 


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Valerie needs to watch her step, according to this rather sinister note 


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Sorry not sorry: Liam is not on board with giving fake apologies 


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Ethan is in for a shock! His sister is determined to take him down by destroying his bedroom 


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Post by Syl Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:17 pm

They are hilarious  ..kids are so funny when they don't intend to be. Laughing
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Post by Guest Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:52 pm

Syl wrote:They are hilarious  ..kids are so funny when they don't intend to be. Laughing


Some of them cracked me up... Laughing

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Post by Victorismyhero Tue Sep 12, 2017 8:27 pm

my granddaughter (Cool to me this afternoon when I picked her up from school

grandad, we have an after school science thingy in a couple of weeks, but we have to have a grown up to take us, will you come?

me, grinning....Ok, but I'm not very grown up you know...

she in dead flat straight faced tone...I know that, but you are big enough so you will get in....


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Post by Guest Tue Sep 12, 2017 8:56 pm

Lord Foul wrote:my granddaughter (Cool to me this afternoon when I picked her up from school

grandad, we have an after school science thingy in a couple of weeks, but we have to have a grown up to take us, will you come?

me, grinning....Ok, but I'm not very grown up you know...

she in dead flat straight faced tone...I know that, but you are big enough so you will get in....


Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked


lol!


She has you sussed out mate.... Razz

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Post by JulesV Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:27 pm

lol!

Kids are often unintentionally funny - which is what makes them so hilarious.


And even when they are being deliberately funny they are charming too.  Smile

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Post by JulesV Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:28 pm

Small children are searingly honest.

Gloriously free of the emotional & psychological baggage most adults are lumbered with.

'Tis a privilege to see the world thru a child's eyes.

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