Eddie-isms

by Ben Reilly Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:31 pm

First topic message reminder :

Just some of my favorites I've collected over the years of being in love with this beautiful woman:

* You know how sometimes your eyes see things?

* Oh, I'm so hungry ... I just want a big fat fucking cake or some shit!

* I almost fell because I bumped into myself!

(more to come ...)

by eddie Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:09 am

I say stupid things.
What can I tell you?

by Ben Reilly Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:31 pm

Just now.

Eddie: I can't remember what position I was sitting in.

Me: Is it that important?

Eddie: Yeah, because I was really comfortable!

by Original Quill Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:13 pm

I know that feeling, eds. Was it left cheek, or right cheek? Ya gotta try all positions until you find the one that fits. Hint: if you've not been up long, follow the heat print on the chair cushion.

by Ben Reilly Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:10 pm

"I'm not going to be able to go back to work, you know -- I won't be able to walk on my legs!"

by nicko Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:10 pm

I know exactly what she means !

by Ben Reilly Fri Apr 10, 2020 12:26 pm

Looking at a horrible handbag online:

"That looks like something my nan would throw out!"

by gelico Sat Apr 11, 2020 12:43 am

Ben Reilly wrote:Looking at a horrible handbag online:

"That looks like something my nan would throw out!"

lolol reminded me,,,,,

i saw some bint on hells kitchen and told my kids that she reminded me of a girl that used to go to my school. she was called Dorothy of all names and i said that even at the age of 13 she looked like someone's great Aunt Winnie

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by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 15, 2020 9:47 pm

"The Quorn nuggets must not know they're in the oven, because they're not cooking."

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by eddie Wed Apr 15, 2020 10:50 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:"The Quorn nuggets must not know they're in the oven, because they're not cooking."

That’s just common sense! They were sat there all not-cooked and bored-looking, like it wasn’t getting hot in there. Rolling Eyes

by Victorismyhero Thu Apr 16, 2020 2:42 am

thats quorn for you.....

wooden

by eddie Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:24 am

Victorismyhero wrote:thats quorn for you.....

wooden

Aren’t you a fan of wood and currently making pens out of wood? Razz

by Ben Reilly Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:27 am

"I wanted to have a big wee but it didn't happen, so I guess my bladder's being greedy."

by Victorismyhero Sat Apr 18, 2020 2:16 pm

eddie wrote:
Victorismyhero wrote:thats quorn for you.....

wooden

Aren’t you a fan of wood and currently making pens out of wood?

yeah...but i dont try to cook it......

by nicko Sat Apr 18, 2020 4:24 pm

Buy Quorn, empty packet into rubbish bin, eat packet !

by eddie Sat Apr 18, 2020 9:16 pm

nicko wrote:Buy Quorn, empty packet into rubbish bin, eat packet !

Hahahahahaha I like it. There are a number of good veggie products out there at the moment. So I’m good Razz

by Ben Reilly Sat Apr 18, 2020 10:13 pm

Quorn roast, nuggets and sausages are really nice, and y'all know I'm a keen carnivore.

by Victorismyhero Sun Apr 19, 2020 12:34 am

get brick put quorn into "frog" of brick, wrap in faoil and bake for 1 hour at gas mark 6.

after the hour, remove from oven, remove foil, scrape quorn out of brick and discard in kitchen bin, chuck brick in skip and call your take-away fro lunch.

by eddie Sun Apr 19, 2020 1:35 am

Ben Reilly wrote:Quorn roast, nuggets and sausages are really nice, and y'all know I'm a keen carnivore.

You are very good at eating veggie stuff. But I do cook you some mean sausages and burgers.
And!
Don’t forget those chorizo sausages in the fridge.... Razz

by eddie Sun Apr 19, 2020 1:37 am

Ben Reilly wrote:"I wanted to have a big wee but it didn't happen, so I guess my bladder's being greedy."

You have to admit it makes sense dude.

by Ben Reilly Sun Apr 19, 2020 1:38 am

eddie wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:Quorn roast, nuggets and sausages are really nice, and y'all know I'm a keen carnivore.

You are very good at eating veggie stuff. But I do cook you some mean sausages and burgers.
And!
Don’t forget those chorizo sausages in the fridge....

Oh, they haunt my dreams Cool

by Victorismyhero Sun Apr 19, 2020 1:57 am

pfffft...I make me own sausages....commercial "eye ole ear ole and bum ole" doesnt do it for me

by Ben Reilly Tue Apr 28, 2020 6:21 pm

"I know I'm gaining weight but I weighed the same on the scale today, so it must be invisible fat that the scale can't see."

by Tommy Monk Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:03 pm

Victorismyhero wrote:pfffft...I make me own sausages....commercial "eye ole ear ole and bum ole" doesnt do it for me

I know a guy who makes sausages... He says he would never eat anyone elses sausages because he didn't know what was in them... And he'd never eat his own sausages because HE DID KNOW what was in them...!

lol!

by Ben Reilly Mon May 18, 2020 11:22 am

"Oh, I can't see -- I have no vision in my eyes at all."

by Syl Mon May 18, 2020 12:12 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:"Oh, I can't see -- I have no vision in my eyes at all."

That makes complete sense to me.

by Maddog Mon May 18, 2020 3:42 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:"Oh, I can't see -- I have no vision in my eyes at all."

She's just like Stevie, but different.

by Syl Mon May 18, 2020 7:23 pm

She can sing though...so there are some similarities. Eddie-isms - Page 2 4214183177

by eddie Mon May 18, 2020 9:37 pm

Syl wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:"Oh, I can't see -- I have no vision in my eyes at all."

That makes complete sense to me.

Thank you Syl! I knew I should’ve married you!

by Syl Mon May 18, 2020 11:34 pm

eddie wrote:
Syl wrote:

That makes complete sense to me.

Thank you Syl! I knew I should’ve married you!

Maybe in the next life. I love you

by eddie Mon May 18, 2020 11:37 pm

Syl wrote:
eddie wrote:
Syl wrote:

That makes complete sense to me.

Thank you Syl! I knew I should’ve married you!
Maybe in the next life.

Oh yes, I’ll find you. I’m very bendy Cool

by Ben Reilly Mon May 18, 2020 11:38 pm

Syl wrote:
eddie wrote:
Syl wrote:

That makes complete sense to me.

Thank you Syl! I knew I should’ve married you!
Maybe in the next life.

I have her reserved for all future lives we may experience. I believe I even put it into our wedding vows, so .... Cool

by Victorismyhero Mon May 18, 2020 11:40 pm

eddie wrote:
Syl wrote:
eddie wrote:
Syl wrote:

That makes complete sense to me.

Thank you Syl! I knew I should’ve married you!
Maybe in the next life.

Oh yes, I’ll find you. I’m very bendy

what if you come back as a spider?

by Syl Mon May 18, 2020 11:41 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:
Syl wrote:
Maybe in the next life.

I have her reserved for all future lives we may experience. I believe I even put it into our wedding vows, so ....

But you may come back as a mouse, and Eddie may come back as a cat cat

by Victorismyhero Mon May 18, 2020 11:50 pm

or a spider..............
karma being what it is........

by Syl Mon May 18, 2020 11:53 pm

Victorismyhero wrote:or a spider..............
karma being what it is........

I cant marry Eddie if she comes back as a spider, I would have to swat her....sorry Eddie. Eddie-isms - Page 2 3583224271

by eddie Mon May 18, 2020 11:53 pm

Victorismyhero wrote:or a spider..............
karma being what it is........

Are you trying to deliberately freak me out??? Shocked

by eddie Mon May 18, 2020 11:54 pm

Syl wrote:
Victorismyhero wrote:or a spider..............
karma being what it is........
I cant marry Eddie if she comes back as a spider, I would have to swat her....sorry Eddie.

You’d be forgiven. They’re very hairy and have awfully fast legs. affraid

by Ben Reilly Mon May 18, 2020 11:55 pm

Syl wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:
Syl wrote:
Maybe in the next life.

I have her reserved for all future lives we may experience. I believe I even put it into our wedding vows, so ....
But you may come back as a mouse, and Eddie may come back as a cat

That actually wouldn't surprise me in the least ...

by Syl Tue May 19, 2020 12:01 am

eddie wrote:
Syl wrote:
I cant marry Eddie if she comes back as a spider, I would have to swat her....sorry Eddie.

You’d be forgiven. They’re very hairy and have awfully fast legs.

Just shows though that fear would be stronger than love when spiders are involved.

by eddie Tue May 19, 2020 12:23 am

Ben Reilly wrote:
Syl wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:
Syl wrote:
Maybe in the next life.

I have her reserved for all future lives we may experience. I believe I even put it into our wedding vows, so ....
But you may come back as a mouse, and Eddie may come back as a cat

That actually wouldn't surprise me in the least ...

Meow!

by Ben Reilly Thu May 28, 2020 2:24 pm

"I really hate loud noises that I don't want."

by Ben Reilly Fri Jun 05, 2020 10:26 pm

"I love that we're in bed and you've taken off your jeans and we can eat pizza."

by Ben Reilly Sun Jun 21, 2020 7:08 pm

(after burping and me saying "bless you")

"I didn't even hear myself burp!"

by Maddog Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:17 am

Ben Reilly wrote:"I love that we're in bed and you've taken off your jeans and we can eat pizza."

Savages. Buy a table.

by Syl Tue Jun 23, 2020 12:25 pm

Maddog wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:"I love that we're in bed and you've taken off your jeans and we can eat pizza."

Savages. Buy a table.

Yeh, pizza crumbs in the bed...that's worse than sand. Twisted Evil

by nicko Tue Jun 23, 2020 12:30 pm

Cat's are OK !

by Ben Reilly Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:59 pm

Pizza in bed is the buns!
#KnowIDidn'tUseThatRight
#Don'tCare

by Ben Reilly Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:34 pm

(Being very tired, and comfortable in bed)

"I don't think I can get up and walk around."

by nicko Sun Jun 28, 2020 3:42 pm

June 23rd, anyone know why i put "Cats are ok" ?

by Syl Sun Jun 28, 2020 4:03 pm

nicko wrote:June 23rd, anyone know why i put "Cats are ok" ?

Yep, because sand and Pizza crumbs in a bed are horrible but cats are welcomed. cat

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