Eddie-isms

by Ben Reilly Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:31 pm

First topic message reminder :

Just some of my favorites I've collected over the years of being in love with this beautiful woman:

* You know how sometimes your eyes see things?

* Oh, I'm so hungry ... I just want a big fat fucking cake or some shit!

* I almost fell because I bumped into myself!

(more to come ...)

by eddie Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:29 pm

Syl wrote:
nicko wrote:June 23rd, anyone know why i put "Cats are ok" ?

Yep, because sand and Pizza crumbs in a bed are horrible but cats are welcomed.

Hahahahaha that made me smile.

by Ben Reilly Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:36 pm

"Well I like it! It’s another button to press.
I like buttons."

by Ben Reilly Sat Jul 18, 2020 1:26 am

"I thought my glasses were on my head but it was just my hair."

by Syl Sat Jul 18, 2020 11:36 am

Ben Reilly wrote:"Well I like it! It’s another button to press.
I like buttons."

That one made me smile too, she said it on the Like/Dislike button thread.

by Syl Sat Jul 18, 2020 11:37 am

Ben Reilly wrote:"I thought my glasses were on my head but it was just my hair."

In defence of Eddie, I think most women have said that one.

by Ben Reilly Sun Jul 26, 2020 12:54 pm

"I'm eating something to eat!"

by Ben Reilly Sun Jul 26, 2020 8:19 pm

"You see that tissue over there?
That's my fault.
There's a dead spider in it.
I panicked."

by Ben Reilly Sun Aug 23, 2020 12:16 am

"I just need something to put in my stomach."

(eddie's weird way of saying "I'm peckish")

by Ben Reilly Sat Aug 29, 2020 3:27 pm

"Hair should be made of thumbs."

- while dying her hair and getting dye everywhere

by Ben Reilly Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:08 pm

(when she was worried that she was eating too much)

"Pretty soon I won't even be able to talk to you, because my mouth will just be full of food."

by Ben Reilly Tue Sep 08, 2020 9:35 am

I just got this one from my stepdaughter, who remembers eating pizza with Eddie while I was in Texas:

"I just got up to get the sauce, but I can't really walk because my knees are too wibbly."

(Wobbly and weak?)

by Ben Reilly Fri Sep 25, 2020 7:41 am

(tired of the lack of variety in her lunches)

"I can't face any sandwich you're going to make."

by inmyopinion Fri Sep 25, 2020 10:23 am

thingamebob is one of my wife's words, it's anything she can't remember the name of , I even use it myself now.
dubreyfirkin is the same thing too.

by Ben Reilly Sun Oct 25, 2020 1:56 am

(when she had to bring food to a customer while it was raining, and she used a tray to shield herself from the rain)

"This tray just can't cope with the rain!"

by Ben Reilly Sun Oct 25, 2020 6:01 pm

We had pizza for dinner two days on the trot:

(gasping) "I've got a spot on my face! I'm sure it's from that pizza-thon."

by Ben Reilly Sun Oct 25, 2020 8:48 pm

"I don't want to go back downstairs where everything's not bed!"

by Ben Reilly Sun Oct 25, 2020 9:00 pm

"I'm starting to get double knees! You know how people get double chins?"

by Ben Reilly Thu Nov 05, 2020 10:22 pm

(when we're getting up out of bed) "I don't want to get up, I hate up!"

(getting ready to go out) "I don't know how much jacket I'm going to need."

cheers

by Original Quill Fri Nov 06, 2020 12:10 am

Ben Reilly wrote:(when we're getting up out of bed) "I don't want to get up, I hate up!"

(getting ready to go out) "I don't know how much jacket I'm going to need."

Mine looks into her closet and says, "OK, who wants to come play with me today?"

Laughing

by Ben Reilly Sun Jan 24, 2021 4:08 pm

"I don't know what film to find!"

by eddie Sat Jan 30, 2021 9:39 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:"I don't want to go back downstairs where everything's not bed!"

That still makes total sense to me.

by Ben Reilly Thu Mar 04, 2021 6:14 pm

"I sort of knew what I was doing, and then I didn't know!"

by Original Quill Thu Mar 04, 2021 7:37 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:"I sort of knew what I was doing, and then I didn't know!"

Sounds like Republicans, just when they had elected Trump in 2016. Cool

No offense, eds....

by eddie Sat Mar 06, 2021 11:10 pm

Original Quill wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:"I sort of knew what I was doing, and then I didn't know!"

Sounds like Republicans, just when they had elected Trump in 2016. No offense, eds....

None taken, chap. Cool

by Ben Reilly Sat May 29, 2021 10:11 pm

Earlier today:

"I want to hurry up and go out and come back home so we can come back home."

Nearest I could tell, she just really wanted that nice feeling of coming back home ... ?

by Ben Reilly Sun Jul 11, 2021 1:11 am

"Ow!"

"You okay babe?"

"Yeah, my elbow just decided to break itself!"

by Ben Reilly Fri Oct 08, 2021 9:27 pm

“I hate these glasses, I can’t look at anything apart from what I’m looking at!”

by Ben Reilly Fri Dec 03, 2021 1:18 pm

Trying to think of a snack she was craving:

“I know it begins with a letter...”

by gelico Fri Dec 03, 2021 2:02 pm

oh, what a surprise!!

You turn up on your own forum after nearly 2 weeks to make one post. Is that it now for another couple of weeks? or maybe we'll see you after Christmas

nice of you to have briefly dropped in

by Ben Reilly Fri Dec 03, 2021 8:37 pm

gelico wrote:

oh, what a surprise!!

You turn up on your own forum after nearly 2 weeks to make one post. Is that it now for another couple of weeks? or maybe we'll see you after Christmas

nice of you to have briefly dropped in

Sorry gels, eddie’s been a bit run down lately but we’re planning on logging in tomorrow.

by gelico Fri Dec 03, 2021 11:09 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:
gelico wrote:

oh, what a surprise!!

You turn up on your own forum after nearly 2 weeks to make one post. Is that it now for another couple of weeks? or maybe we'll see you after Christmas

nice of you to have briefly dropped in

Sorry gels, eddie’s been a bit run down lately but we’re planning on logging in tomorrow.

BAH! Don't give me any of that old garbage

I range eddie Monday and she told me she was still hung over from you guys partying at the weekend.

Run Down? My aunt Fanny, she's run down

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by eddie Sat Dec 04, 2021 9:19 pm

Who are you, the forum police? Detective Gelico in a raincoat?
Pffffff.

by gelico Sat Dec 04, 2021 10:17 pm

eddie wrote:Who are you, the forum police? Detective Gelico in a raincoat?
Pffffff.

That's right, eddie

you're on my manor, and i've rumbled your game

The jig's up

by Ben Reilly Sat Dec 04, 2021 10:25 pm

gelico wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:
gelico wrote:

oh, what a surprise!!

You turn up on your own forum after nearly 2 weeks to make one post. Is that it now for another couple of weeks? or maybe we'll see you after Christmas

nice of you to have briefly dropped in

Sorry gels, eddie’s been a bit run down lately but we’re planning on logging in tomorrow.

BAH! Don't give me any of that old garbage

I range eddie Monday and she told me she was still hung over from you guys partying at the weekend.

Run Down? My aunt Fanny, she's run down

Being hung over is definitely a form of being run down, Detective.

by eddie Sat Dec 04, 2021 10:28 pm

gelico wrote:
eddie wrote:Who are you, the forum police? Detective Gelico in a raincoat?
Pffffff.

That's right, eddie

you're on my manor, and i've rumbled your game

The jig's up

I plead the fifth.

You are going to be given the title of Forum Detective. Cool

by gelico Sat Dec 04, 2021 10:29 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:
gelico wrote:

BAH! Don't give me any of that old garbage

I range eddie Monday and she told me she was still hung over from you guys partying at the weekend.

Run Down? My aunt Fanny, she's run down

Being hung over is definitely a form of being run down, Detective.

Hmmm very clever

i'm watching you though

Cool

by eddie Sat Dec 04, 2021 10:30 pm

by Ben Reilly Wed May 11, 2022 11:17 pm

"I don't want my phone to think I rely on it."

by eddie Sat May 14, 2022 10:06 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:"I don't want my phone to think I rely on it."

I stand by it! My phone is constantly telling me:

“Oh, you haven’t practised french in two days!”

“Oh, you need to update me...shall I set a time to do it?”

“Oh, you’ve spent three hours playing with me this week!”

Fuck off and stop stalking me!

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