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by Syl Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:02 pm

So if you could pen a Valentines message to somebody, maybe someone you only know online, or someone in real life, be they alive or dead, something you would love for them to know, and you knew they would see it on here, what would you say and to whom?

by Syl Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:06 pm

I have two....first my OH.

Thanks for standing by my side through good times and bad for 40 odd years
All the stuff we have been through, yet we have managed to come out the other end and still manage to catch each others eye and know what the other is saying without words. Just as importantly we have that good old belly laugh together...the one that hurts...on a regular basis.
I love you. x

by Syl Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:46 pm

Well what a miserable unromantic lot you are.
Dont you know that love makes the world go round? Have this one on me. I love you

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by HoratioTarr Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:49 pm

by Syl Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:51 pm

HoratioTarr wrote:

Lol...I posted a card, and when I went back to look it was about a foot wide. Razz

by Tommy Monk Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:54 pm

Bah humbug...

by Syl Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:00 pm

Tommy Monk wrote:Bah humbug...

Come off it Tommy....I think it's pretty obvious that you are the romantic type. Razz

by eddie Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:50 pm

Syl wrote:I have two....first my OH.

Thanks for standing by my side through good times and bad for 40 odd years
All the stuff we have been through, yet we have managed to come out the other end and still manage to catch each others eye and know what the other is saying without words. Just as importantly we have that good old belly laugh together...the one that hurts...on a regular basis.
I love you. x

What a lovely post.

by Tommy Monk Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:31 pm

Syl wrote:
Tommy Monk wrote:Bah humbug...

Come off it Tommy....I think it's pretty obvious that you are the romantic type.

Only when I'm following orders to be... and only under duress...!

Laughing

by eddie Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:36 pm

Tommy Monk wrote:
Syl wrote:
Tommy Monk wrote:Bah humbug...

Come off it Tommy....I think it's pretty obvious that you are the romantic type.

Only when I'm following orders to be... and only under duress...!

Oooh tell us more Razz

by Victorismyhero Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:32 pm

too old and cynical to be bothered with all that romantic bulls**t

by Syl Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:54 am

Lord Foul wrote:too old and cynical to be bothered with all that romantic bulls**t

Age has nothing to do with romance.
People meet and fall in love in their 70's and 80's and older. I absolutely love it when we see old grey haired couples walking along holding hands, or linking, having a laugh together, just living an ordinary life on the outside but inside they still have romantic love for each other. I love you

by Syl Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:55 am

eddie wrote:
Syl wrote:I have two....first my OH.

Thanks for standing by my side through good times and bad for 40 odd years
All the stuff we have been through, yet we have managed to come out the other end and still manage to catch each others eye and know what the other is saying without words. Just as importantly we have that good old belly laugh together...the one that hurts...on a regular basis.
I love you. x

What a lovely post.

Thanks Eddie....course thats the good side, I still dont let him win at scrabble or tennis if I can help it. Razz

by Syl Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:57 am

Tommy Monk wrote:
Syl wrote:

Come off it Tommy....I think it's pretty obvious that you are the romantic type.

Only when I'm following orders to be... and only under duress...!

Come of it....the silent type are usually the ones most simmering with love under the surface. I love you

by Tommy Monk Tue Feb 12, 2019 3:23 pm

What makes you think I'm "the silent type"...?

by Syl Tue Feb 12, 2019 3:26 pm

Tommy Monk wrote:

What makes you think I'm "the silent type"...?

Well you haven't left anyone a message, so....

by eddie Tue Feb 12, 2019 7:18 pm

Syl wrote:
Tommy Monk wrote:

What makes you think I'm "the silent type"...?

Well you haven't left anyone a message, so....

Well, to be fair no one has apart from you.
You big old softie Razz

by Andy Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:34 pm

Old Tommy is known as a monk
He thinks he's a bit of a hunk
But on Valentine's Day
It behoves me to say
He just want to unload his spunk.

by eddie Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:25 pm

Andy wrote:Old Tommy is known as a monk
He thinks he's a bit of a hunk
But on Valentine's Day
It behoves me to say
He just want to unload his spunk.

Hahahahahahaha like it.

by Guest Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:17 pm

Andy wrote:Old Tommy is known as a monk
He thinks he's a bit of a hunk
But on Valentine's Day
It behoves me to say
He just want to unload his spunk.

by Andy Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:29 pm

Our forum owner named Ben
Is a stallion amongst most men
So Eds gives out some sighs
when she opens her thighs
And like Bo Derek, she gives him a Ten!
( no offence meant btw)

by eddie Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:57 pm

Andy wrote:Our forum owner named Ben
Is a stallion amongst most men
So Eds gives out some sighs
when she opens her thighs
And like Bo Derek, she gives him a Ten!
( no offence meant btw)

Hahahahahaha no offence taken. That’s pretty good Andy.

by Ben Reilly Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:58 pm

Andy wrote:Our forum owner named Ben
Is a stallion amongst most men
So Eds gives out some sighs
when she opens her thighs
And like Bo Derek, she gives him a Ten!
( no offence meant btw)

Dude

by Syl Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:59 pm

eddie wrote:
Syl wrote:
Well you haven't left anyone a message, so....

Well, to be fair no one has apart from you.
You big old softie

Yeah, I did notice that. Rolling Eyes

I'm surprised you or Ben didn't add something.

by Syl Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:00 pm

Andy wrote:Our forum owner named Ben
Is a stallion amongst most men
So Eds gives out some sighs
when she opens her thighs
And like Bo Derek, she gives him a Ten!
( no offence meant btw)

That's clever. Cool

by eddie Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:07 pm

Okay I’ll add something

For you, Texas:

You are my dude, my best friend, my co-writer, my frottery brother, my warm fire, my sexy mothafucka, my badass homeboy, my inspiration, my first-thing-in-the-morning-smile, my special music maestro, my pain in the fucking neck, my teacher, my student, my co-pilot on the crazy-train, my wordsmith, my laugh-until-I-cry, my favourite sex toy, my fellow traveller, my forum boss, my salt and sweet, my favourite pastime, my volcano who cannot be controlled, my dark destroyer, my 3am chatterbox, my warrior, my pillow, my pen pal, my equal, my love, my soulmate, my calm in the storm....my Tex....my husband.

by Ben Reilly Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:15 pm

For you, Brit:

You're my hippie girl, my moody morning muse, my comfort, my sounding board, my judge, my partner in crime, my playmate in the world and in the bedroom, my calm, my fury, my spark, my peace, my pal, the wind in my chimes, the sand in my crotch, the light in my eyes, the music in my ears. My arms seek you, my brain craves you, my soul needs your soul. You're my path, my future, my plan, my wife. I love you.

by Syl Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:18 pm

Bloody hell you two..... I love you

by eddie Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:15 am

Syl wrote:Bloody hell you two.....

Yeah, sorry about that. We get carried away. Send a Valentines mesage via NEWSFIX. 3489511464

You started it. Pfffff.

by Eilzel Wed Feb 13, 2019 1:30 am

Andy wrote:Old Tommy is known as a monk
He thinks he's a bit of a hunk
But on Valentine's Day
It behoves me to say
He just want to unload his spunk.

Epically funny Embarassed

by Tommy Monk Wed Feb 13, 2019 2:17 am

Andy did once try romance
With a woman who had him entranced
But was over too quick
Cos one touch on his dick
And he'd crumble and cum in his pants!

lol!

by JulesV Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:42 am

Syl wrote:Well what a miserable unromantic lot you are.
Dont you know that love makes the world go round? Have this one on me.

Your thread was several days too early. It was on a weekday too. The timing and atmosphre need to be right, to ' get in the zone.' Might post a poem of a bawdy nature on the day. Funnier than soppy romantic ones. Smile

by Syl Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:30 pm

Jules wrote:
Syl wrote:Well what a miserable unromantic lot you are.
Dont you know that love makes the world go round? Have this one on me.

Your thread was several days too early. It was on a weekday too. The timing and atmosphre need to be right, to ' get in the zone.' Might post a poem of a bawdy nature on the day. Funnier than soppy romantic ones.

Too early? Valentines cards have been in the shops for weeks now, I am just going with the flow. Laughing

Anyway....people have eventually caught up, and even (thanks to our lovely newlyweds) added to the romance of the whole thing. I love you

The poems are good though....basic, but good. Razz

by Andy Wed Feb 13, 2019 1:26 pm

An oversexed poster called Syl
Was so randy she went on the pill.
But on Valentine's Day
She had her own way
Which gave her even more of a thrill

by eddie Wed Feb 13, 2019 1:32 pm

Tommy Monk wrote:Andy did once try romance
With a woman who had him entranced
But was always over too quick
Cos one touch on his dick
And he'd crumble and cum in his pants!

Not bad.

by Tommy Monk Wed Feb 13, 2019 1:39 pm

eddie wrote:
Tommy Monk wrote:Andy did once try romance
With a woman who had him entranced
But was over too quick
Cos one touch on his dick
And he'd crumble and cum in his pants!

Not bad.

Was based on a true story too...!

lol!

by Tommy Monk Wed Feb 13, 2019 1:50 pm

For Valentine's Eds hair went red
And she took hubby out to be fed
But soon as they got home
She jumped on his bone
And spent 3 days shagging in bed!

lol!

by eddie Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:22 pm

Tommy Monk wrote:
For Valentine's Eds hair went red
And she took hubby out to be fed
But soon as they got home
She jumped on his bone
And spent 3 days shagging in bed!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Syl Wed Feb 13, 2019 6:02 pm

Andy wrote:An oversexed poster called Syl
Was so randy she went on the pill.
But on Valentine's Day
She had her own way
Which gave her even more of a thrill

How about...

There once was a poster called Andy,
who often felt terribly randy
The story is true
that he loved Looby Loo
So from now on he's called Andy Pandy.

''''''''''''

OK....I have a good memory for childrens programmes. Razz

by Andy Wed Feb 13, 2019 6:54 pm

Very good. Razz

by Syl Wed Feb 13, 2019 6:56 pm

Andy wrote:Very good.

No, it was rubbish, but I enjoy reading all the others. Laughing

by Andy Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:37 pm

Amidst all the lust and the drools
There is a beautiful lady called Jules
She is calm and serene
And never obscene
And she always lives by the rules.

by Tommy Monk Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:07 pm

eddie wrote:
Tommy Monk wrote:
For Valentine's Eds hair went red
And she took hubby out to be fed
But soon as they got home
She jumped on his bone
And spent 3 days shagging in bed!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I thought you might like that...!

And probably not too far from reality too... eh...?

lol!

by Tommy Monk Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:20 pm

Old Les tries so hard to appear fair
But seen as just wafffle and hot air
So said "I've had nuff of this shit"
"I'll show them who's it"
And forever dressed as a woman called Claire!

lol!

by eddie Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:28 pm

Tommy Monk wrote:
eddie wrote:
Tommy Monk wrote:
For Valentine's Eds hair went red
And she took hubby out to be fed
But soon as they got home
She jumped on his bone
And spent 3 days shagging in bed!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I thought you might like that...!

And probably not too far from reality too... eh...?

I’m saying nothing. I am a lady. Cool

by Syl Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:12 pm

Even carrots need cuddles. Cool

Happy Valentines day to all.

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by Andy Thu Feb 14, 2019 7:28 pm

A fine lady poster called Syl
Wished me luck when I was ill
2 carrots having a hug
helped me get over my bug
And it's Valentine - are you on the pill? Shocked

by Syl Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:19 am

Andy wrote:A fine lady poster called Syl
Wished me luck when I was ill
2 carrots having a hug
helped me get over my bug
And it's Valentine - are you on the pill?

Thanks, that's very good. Laughing

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