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Post by Andy Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:59 pm

Oh dear God.

If this had been Diane Abott as Home Secretary, the Conservatives would be apoplectic calling for her resignation.
Mayhem set the bar low, Rudderless has lowered it.
Incompetence doesn't  come near to discribing her performance.

It is a question of when not it.

Amber Rudd fights for her career after admitting she had no idea officials were set targets for the removal of immigrants

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6147570/amber-rudd-fights-for-her-career-after-admitting-she-had-no-idea-officials-were-set-targets-for-number-of-departing-migrants/
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Post by eddie Thu Apr 26, 2018 3:47 pm

Thread title should be

“Amber is up the creek without a rudder”.

Well I think it’s funny anyway.
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Post by Andy Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:04 pm

She might not have a paddle, but there are a few whores on the front benches.
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Post by nicko Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:40 pm

Name them, I dare you, or shut the fuck up !
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Post by Andy Thu Apr 26, 2018 5:07 pm

nicko wrote:Name them,  I dare you,   or shut the fuck up !


You humourless fucker.
Was your sense of fun thrown out with your afterbirth?

Whores = oars.   .  Eds and I were talking about paddles you dumb twat.

Eds, can you explain it to Nicko?
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Post by eddie Thu Apr 26, 2018 6:19 pm

Nicko, it’s a play on words, mate.
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Post by Andy Thu Apr 26, 2018 6:40 pm

Jeez, Eds, what is it with right whingers such as Didge and Nicko that causes them such a sense of humour failure?
Perhaps it is because they are supporting a lost cause.
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Post by eddie Thu Apr 26, 2018 6:54 pm

I don’t know. Laughter is a must for me no matter how I feel.
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Post by Vintage Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:32 pm

In this instance if Didge and Nicko complained I think they'd have a point. Who wants to be called a whore even if its a play on words for oar. Sad.

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Post by Andy Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:38 pm

I think some right wingers have called Diane Abbott far worse.
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Post by Vintage Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:54 pm

I haven't so I can be as straight laced about it as I want.

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Post by nicko Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:02 pm

I see the "joke" now, but it's still calling them Whores witch ever way you look at it, and Andy if you could say your insults to my face, you'd be eating Hospital food for a month !
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Post by eddie Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:02 pm

There are worse things to say about someone than calling them a whore

Racist, is worse and that is used here daily.
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Post by Raggamuffin Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:05 pm

Angry Andy wrote:She might not have a paddle, but there are a few whores on the front benches.

You mean "oars", not "whores". You got the joke the wrong way round.
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Post by Andy Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:25 pm

At least you saw it as a less thsn serious comment Raggs.
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Post by eddie Thu Apr 26, 2018 10:02 pm

Where did everyone’s sense of hunour go???
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Post by Andy Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:17 am

God forbid this country if the BNP, Britain First or UKIP ever got into power.
The first act they would pass would be to make laughing and joke telling a capital offence.
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Post by Andy Sat Apr 28, 2018 11:19 am

The lying liar Rudderless has just lied sbout her lies.
And has been recalled to the Select Committee yet again.
How long will she keep her job for, and how much longer can she cover up for May?



Home Secretary Amber Rudd has apologised yet again after a leaked document cast fresh doubt on her immigration briefing denials

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6161425/amber-rudd-home-office-leak-immigration-removal-targets-briefed-summer/
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Post by nicko Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:30 pm

I agree, she should be sacked and replaced with someone who wants us OUT !
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Post by Guest Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:54 pm

I agree, she should be sacked

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Post by Andy Sat Apr 28, 2018 1:08 pm

nicko wrote:I agree, she should be sacked and replaced with someone who wants us OUT !

The in/out arguement is irrelevent Nicko.
We need someone who is trustworthy, reads her inbox work and is competent.
Rudd fails on all 3 counts.
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Post by Guest Sat Apr 28, 2018 1:12 pm

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Post by Andy Mon Apr 30, 2018 7:21 am

The dull , lying bitch has finally fallen on her sword.
About 2 weeks late.
When will these cretins finally grasp that you CANNOT lie to parliament.
"Inadvertently  mislead."

My arse.
She is another lying Tory.
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Post by Original Quill Mon Apr 30, 2018 4:20 pm

nicko wrote:I see the "joke" now, but it's still calling them Whores witch ever way you look at it, and Andy if you could say your insults to my face, you'd be eating Hospital food for a month !

I thot it was funnier than hell. B'sides, yer too old and feeble to be talking like that, nicko. I know!

Jeeze...Andy has collected so many greens on this thread, I can't get one in edgewise. Here ya go... alien

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Post by Andy Mon Apr 30, 2018 7:51 pm

Just to get another greenie........

An inept minister called Rudd

Turned out to be a bit of a dud.

When she lied to the panel

They saw through her flannel

And said " I think your pulling my pud"


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