A Thought

by Cass Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:04 pm

Don't ask yourself why the chicken crossed the road....
Ask yourself why you are concerned with a chicken's travel plans ....

Boom boom

by Guest Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:06 pm

Cass wrote:Don't ask yourself why the chicken crossed the road....
Ask yourself why you are concerned with a chicken's travel plans ....

Boom boom

Wahey

by Guest Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:07 pm

You can lead a horse to water, but if you do
remember how a wet horse smells

by Guest Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:20 pm

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

by Cass Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:49 pm

Korben Dallas wrote:I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

brilliant

For some reasons my smilies don't work but Surprised

by Guest Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:56 pm

Cass wrote:
Korben Dallas wrote:I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
brilliant

For some reasons my smilies don't work but

by Guest Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:12 pm

Oi FTL, how long you going to keep that poor lion cub on the tread mill you rotter????

by Guest Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:14 pm

NemsAgain wrote:You can lead a horse to water, but if you do
remember how a wet horse smells

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead :D

by Guest Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:18 pm

there is NOTHING as affectionate as a ............wet dog.

by Guest Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:24 pm

Korben Dallas wrote:
NemsAgain wrote:You can lead a horse to water, but if you do
remember how a wet horse smells
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead :D

:D

by Cass Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:49 pm

Love conquers all....
Except in rock, paper and scissors

by Ben Reilly Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:58 pm

You can tuna piano, but you cannot piano tuna.

by Cass Sat Feb 01, 2014 7:24 pm

I just got lost in thought.....
It was unfamiliar territory

Ok ya'll back later as its nap time. Why? Because I can. Keep them coming - I am a genius for starting this - just saying Smile

Ciao

by Guest Sat Feb 01, 2014 7:53 pm

I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married...

and then it was too late.

by Cass Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:30 pm

Hell hath no fury
Like the lawyer of a woman scorned

by Guest Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:24 pm

grumpy old git wrote:Oi FTL, how long you going to keep that poor lion cub on the tread mill you rotter????

Aww, isn't Simba gorgeous though A Thought Smile127

x

by Guest Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:30 pm

After Monday and Tuesday even the calender says A Thought Wtf_410

by SEXY MAMA Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:13 pm

What is the point of going over this over and over!

Hey Cass x

by Guest Sun Feb 02, 2014 5:04 pm

I never finish anythi A Thought Donkey10

by Beekeeper Mon Feb 03, 2014 5:25 am

Cass wrote:
Don't ask yourself why the chicken crossed the road....
Ask yourself why you are concerned with a chicken's travel plans ....

Boom boom

OK THEN, YOU people asked for it ~
Another 'bad taste' joke from the late 1970s :

" Q. WHY did the dead baby cross the road ?

A. BECAUSE it was stapled to that chicken ! "

Shocked

'I'LL just get my coat..'

by Guest Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:45 pm

Okay,so I have two stupid jokes.

1.What's white & swings through trees?................A fridge.

2.What's blue & white & swings through trees?......A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

by Cass Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:26 pm

I'm ready for some blessings that aren't in disguise ......

by Guest Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:48 pm

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

by Cass Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:37 am

^HEY SM....sorry x

by Cass Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:38 am

You don't have to like me.....
I'm not a facebook status

by Ben Reilly Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:10 am

"If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested." - Tom Wolfe

by Cass Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:00 pm

I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house.....
Wait. No. False alarm.

by SEXY MAMA Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:27 pm

Cass wrote:^HEY SM....sorry x

Hey Cass no worries x

by Guest Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:42 pm

If you work faster and save ten minutes, why is there always ten more minutes work to do?

by Cass Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:54 am

All I know is one of us is right
And the other one is you.....

by Ben Reilly Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:35 am

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by Cass Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:49 pm

That terrifying moment when your cat enters your room, stares at something you cant see and then runs away in a panic......

by Fred Moletrousers Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:05 pm

When God created man...she was only joking.

by gerber Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:13 pm

SEXY MAMA wrote:What is the point of going over this over and over!

Hey Cass x

Better than going round and round, prevents dizziness

:D

by Cass Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:42 pm

Do not put off until tomorrow what you can get your kids to do
for you today.

by Guest Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:13 am

why should I tidy my room , when the rest of the world is in such a mess??

by Guest Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:13 am

Unless you are the lead dog...the view is always the same....

by Cass Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:41 pm

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

by Ben Reilly Sat Feb 08, 2014 7:53 am

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

by Guest Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:58 am

The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead A Thought Smile133

by Cass Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:25 pm

Somedays the available supply of swear words
is insufficient to meet my demands.

by Cass Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:02 am

Move to Heaven for the climate
And Hell for the company

by Cass Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:49 am

Walk like an Egyptian.......

by gerber Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:51 am

Cass wrote:Walk like an Egyptian.......

Are you into pyramid sales by any chance ?

by Cass Fri Feb 21, 2014 5:38 pm

gerber wrote:
Cass wrote:Walk like an Egyptian.......

Are you into pyramid sales by any chance ?

I'm telling my mummy.

by gerber Fri Feb 21, 2014 5:41 pm

Cass wrote:
gerber wrote:

Are you into pyramid sales by any chance ?

I'm telling my mummy.

Pharoenough

by eddie Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:42 pm

gerber wrote:
Cass wrote:

I'm telling my mummy.

Pharoenough

I sphinx your jokes are crap

by Guest Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:52 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world — those who understand trinary, those who don't understand trinary and those who mistake it for binary.

by Ben Reilly Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:09 pm

eddie wrote:
gerber wrote:
Cass wrote:

I'm telling my mummy.

Pharoenough

I sphinx your jokes are crap

You're both very punny, hieroglyph you that.

by eddie Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:24 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
eddie wrote:

I sphinx your jokes are crap

You're both very punny, hieroglyph you that.

Sand so are you farao

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