Louis CK nails why Australians pirate everything

While Louis CK is generating thinkpieces every week with his provocative sitcom Louie, he's also doing radio interviews in which he preaches the plight of Australia: there just ain't enough damn TV here.

Louie appeared on the Opie & Anthony Show recently to relay an anecdote about visiting Australia and having people tell him they love his show -- only his show doesn't air here, so he figured they must be pirating it. "Here weirdoes kinda pirate. In Australia, mums and dads pirate video, because we're not letting them have it." He's not lying: just the other day I taught my mum how to torrent Game of Thrones.

"Everybody in the world is like take my fucking credit card and just let me have the thing and I'll pay, but if you're gonna be a pain in the ass, fuck you! I can steal ALL OF IT."