Council of Islamic Ideology declares women’s existence anti-Islamic (Satire)

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Islamabad - Sharia Correspondent: The Council of Islamic Ideology (CII) concluded their 192nd meeting on Thursday with the ruling that women are un-Islamic and that their mere existence contradicted Sharia and the will of Allah. As the meeting concluded CII Chairman Maulana Muhammad Khan Shirani noted that women by existing defied the laws of nature, and to protect Islam and the Sharia women should be forced to stop existing as soon as possible. The announcement comes a couple of days after CII’s 191st meeting where they dubbed laws related to minimum marriage age to be un-Islamic.

After declaring women to be un-Islamic, Shirani explained that there were actually two kinds of women – haraam and makrooh. “We can divide all women in the world into two distinct categories: those who are haraam and those who are makrooh. Now the difference between haraam and makrooh is that the former is categorically forbidden while the latter is really really disliked,” Shirani said.

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smelly_bandit wrote:

Ben_Reilly wrote:

smelly_bandit wrote:

most outrageous claims??

a Muslim organization trying to suppress the rights of woman is an outrageous claim??

thats like saying its an outrageous claim to say the Nazis hated Jews

The story is fake, smelly.

its not exactly a hard to believe story though is it??

its not like saying "saudi Arabia embraces human rights"  - THAT would be an outrageous claim

Muslims suppressing women's rights is par for the course so yes THIS single isolated story may be incorrect, its not a big stretch to it being true  

Yes, it's a very hard-to-believe story. It claims that an Islamic council declared 50 percent of Muslims "anti-Islamic." You're just so ready to believe anything bad about Muslims that you hear, that you immediately believed it.

smelly_bandit wrote:

Ben_Reilly wrote:

The story is fake, smelly.

its not exactly a hard to believe story though is it??

its not like saying "saudi Arabia embraces human rights"  - THAT would be an outrageous claim

Muslims suppressing women's rights is par for the course so yes THIS single isolated story may be incorrect, its not a big stretch to it being true  

Here we go again with the generalizations..................

Do you have 'any' friends? Do you have any Muslim friends?   

Ben_Reilly wrote:

smelly_bandit wrote:

its not exactly a hard to believe story though is it??

its not like saying "saudi Arabia embraces human rights"  - THAT would be an outrageous claim

Muslims suppressing women's rights is par for the course so yes THIS single isolated story may be incorrect, its not a big stretch to it being true  

Yes, it's a very hard-to-believe story. It claims that an Islamic council declared 50 percent of Muslims "anti-Islamic." You're just so ready to believe anything bad about Muslims that you hear, that you immediately believed it.

really???

Sunnis declare shias to be unIslamic and bomb the shit out of them

shias declare sunnis to be unislamic and bomb the shit out of them

sunnis and shias agree that the ahmadis are unislamic and bomb the shit out of THEM

AL-Q declares that ALL Muslims not in their gang are unislamic and bomb the SHIT out of pretty much everyone

the Taliban declare any Muslim not preying hard enough or going to school or being a police man to be unislamic and gives them a ken bigley haircut or bombs the shit out of them

fathers declare their daughters that wear jeans to be unislamic and kill them

you think some lunatic Muslim council declaring that 50% of Muslims are unislamic is hard to believe??

you really are gullible

SEXY MAMA wrote:

smelly_bandit wrote:

its not exactly a hard to believe story though is it??

its not like saying "saudi Arabia embraces human rights"  - THAT would be an outrageous claim

Muslims suppressing women's rights is par for the course so yes THIS single isolated story may be incorrect, its not a big stretch to it being true  

Here we go again with the generalizations..................

Do you have 'any' friends? Do you have any Muslim friends?   

its not a generalization you moron

its an observation based on the simple behavior and activities of many Muslim countries that result in appalling human rights abuses