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Post by groomsy Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:58 am

Today is Steak and BJ Day, and we're all out of steak.

This is the so-called anti-Valentine's Day, set a month after the lovey-dovey consumer fest -- at least by all the dudes lying on Facebook and Twitter. And let's just assume all their girlfriends are either embarrassed or nonexistent.

It certainly makes the folks at OfficialSteakAndBlowJobDay.com excited, because it's a holiday with "no cards, no flowers [and] no special nights on the town."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/14/steak-and-blow-job-day-today-march-14_n_2869619.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

so ladies did your man get their present?  afro
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Post by eddie Sat Mar 15, 2014 8:18 am

My man never goes without  Cool 
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Post by groomsy Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:56 pm

eddie wrote:My man never goes without  Cool 

lol i didnt really expect an answer but congrats to him  afro lol! 
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Post by eddie Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:48 pm

Some Women always give away a BJ when in the first throes of a relationship and then stop giving them once they've bagged him!

Keep your man happy in the kitchen and bedroom and always put effort into your appearance.
Because that's what you promised him at the beginning.

(There are obviously "rules" for him too) lol
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Post by gerber Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:08 pm

groomsy wrote:
Today is Steak and BJ Day, and we're all out of steak.

This is the so-called anti-Valentine's Day, set a month after the lovey-dovey consumer fest -- at least by all the dudes lying on Facebook and Twitter. And let's just assume all their girlfriends are either embarrassed or nonexistent.

It certainly makes the folks at OfficialSteakAndBlowJobDay.com excited, because it's a holiday with "no cards, no flowers [and] no special nights on the town."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/14/steak-and-blow-job-day-today-march-14_n_2869619.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

so ladies did your man get their present?  afro


Of course

A new potato peeler
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Post by Guest Mon Mar 17, 2014 6:50 pm

gerber wrote:
groomsy wrote:

so ladies did your man get their present?  afro


Of course

A new potato peeler

Today was man's valentine's day Spit_c13 You're such a romantic Gorgeous Gerber  I love you x

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Post by gerber Mon Mar 17, 2014 6:58 pm

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Of course

A new potato peeler

Today was man's valentine's day Spit_c13 You're such a romantic Gorgeous Gerber  I love you x


What he doesn't know yet and I am waiting a few days as he is so shocked by his pressie.........  I have booked on a full course on how to use........  ::cheerlead::
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Post by Guest Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:00 pm

gerber wrote:
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Today was man's valentine's day Spit_c13 You're such a romantic Gorgeous Gerber  I love you x


What he doesn't know yet and I am waiting a few days as he is so shocked by his pressie.........  I have booked on a full course on how to use........  ::cheerlead::

Ready for the Sunday roast Gerber??? Today was man's valentine's day Giggl179

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Post by gerber Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:02 pm

feelthelove wrote:
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What he doesn't know yet and I am waiting a few days as he is so shocked by his pressie.........  I have booked on a full course on how to use........  ::cheerlead::

Ready for the Sunday roast Gerber??? Today was man's valentine's day Giggl179


Yep and his BBQ has been withdrawn until expertise has been reached.
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Post by Guest Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:04 pm

gerber wrote:
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Ready for the Sunday roast Gerber??? Today was man's valentine's day Giggl179


Yep and his BBQ has been withdrawn until expertise has been reached.

You mean no sausages????!!!! Today was man's valentine's day Bbq_212Today was man's valentine's day No_fai36

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Post by gerber Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:07 pm

feelthelove wrote:
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Yep and his BBQ has been withdrawn until expertise has been reached.

You mean no sausages????!!!! Today was man's valentine's day Bbq_212Today was man's valentine's day No_fai36


No, no black sausages.  Can I say that or am I going to blackballed as wacist ?
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