Misheard Lyrics | Peter Kay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7my5baoCVv8

Always cracks me up, so enjoy  

I love his humour....and I miss the youtube threads you post.x

Syl wrote:I love his humour....and I miss the youtube threads you post.x

Thanks Syl, and yeah he always cracks me up. x

He started off as a warm up man on the Micheal Parkinson chat show.
He is imo the funniest man around right now, very origional.

Also known as Mondegreens, here are my misheard lyrics

David Bowie - Life on Mars

It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
Cause Lenin's on sale again
There's lemons on sale again

David Bowie (Mott the Hoople) All the Young Dudes
Original
Man, I need TV when I got T Rex
Misheard.
Man I need TV when I got tourettes.

"L'Amour Looks Something Like You" Kate Bush
Misheard Lyrics:
The thought of your sex machinery.
Original Lyrics:
The thought of you sends me shivery.


"Cruel" Tori Amos
Misheard Lyrics:
No cigarettes, only peeled bananas for you.

Original
No cigarettes, only peeled Havanas for you.

"Blasphemous Rumours Depeche Mode
Girl of eighteen,
fell in love with everything
Found new life in Jesus Christ
Hit'n by a car, ended up on a life support machine.

Misheard Lyrics:
Girl of eighteen,
fell in love with everything
Found new life in jeans and tights
Couldn't buy a car, ended up
On a bike, a hot machine

I always thought the line  "I'm not talkin bout moving in" was "I'm not talkin bout millennium"

Once you have misheard a lyric it’s really hard to hear it properly!

I don’t find Peter Kray all that funny. He’s a bit meh. Not my cup of tea.

Heart, "Alone"

Till now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone

How I misheard the lyrics:

Till now I always got by on my own
I never really cared to look at you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone

One big family


we got family
we got family

so when I call you up
Get y'all in

i listened to this for ages thinking ''who the fuck is Charlene?''