Good Samaritan Sees Man Being Oppressed By Police, Rushes Over To Loot A Target

"It's what I'd expect anyone else with any kind of sense of right and wrong to do for me," Paulson told reporters as he ransacked the Lego section of the store, snagging a sweet new TIE fighter model and a Harry Potter set. "When we see oppression and injustice in this world, we can't sit idly by and do nothing. We must take action, find the nearest Target, Nike store, or GameStop, and loot in his name."

"For justice!" he added as he stormed the video game section.

Prior to Paulson helping the man by looting the Target store, two others had passed by. The first man, a Republican, had said "let's wait for the facts to come out" and continued walking. The second man, a libertarian, told the black man to keep shouting "Am I being detained!?" and the cop would get so annoyed he'd just let him go, and then he kept on walking, crossing to the other side of the street.

But finally, the good Samaritan arrived, and the oppressed man knew he was saved, since Paulson got some cool Legos, a washing machine, a PS5, and some expensive new Nikes

https://babylonbee.com/news/good-samaritan-sees-man-being-oppressed-by-police-and-goes-to-loot-a-target

False equivalency. Protesters are not looters.

I've heard southerners say, as they shoot a black man, For less government and lower taxes!! Do you believe it?

There are some additional very worrying stories in this online newspaper.


"ASHEVILLE, NC—A local 3rd-grade girl was rushed to Mission Hospital today after she showed up to school with a G.I. Joe-- an action figure typically played with by boys. She is currently undergoing emergency surgery to become a boy.

"When we saw little Abby with that scary male military action figure in her hand, it was clear that she was a little boy trapped in a little girl's body," said her teacher. "We are always looking for any signs of gender nonconforming behavior in our students so we can get them the essential gender treatment they need."

The school superintendent made it clear that once Abby returns to school as a boy, she will be allowed to play with the action figure again during recess.

When asked whether Abby's parents would be notified, the superintendent replied: "Goodness, no. Her parents don't need to hear about any of that. They're probably religious weirdos anyway. No, these decisions are best left to experts like us."

According to sources, Abby returned to school later that day as "Abe," (he/him). "


https://babylonbee.com/news/girl-rushed-to-hospital-for-emergency-gender-reassignment-surgery-after-showing-up-to-school-with-a-gijoe

Syl wrote:There are some additional very worrying stories in this online newspaper.


"ASHEVILLE, NC—A local 3rd-grade girl was rushed to Mission Hospital today after she showed up to school with a G.I. Joe-- an action figure typically played with by boys. She is currently undergoing emergency surgery to become a boy.

"When we saw little Abby with that scary male military action figure in her hand, it was clear that she was a little boy trapped in a little girl's body," said her teacher. "We are always looking for any signs of gender nonconforming behavior in our students so we can get them the essential gender treatment they need."

The school superintendent made it clear that once Abby returns to school as a boy, she will be allowed to play with the action figure again during recess.

When asked whether Abby's parents would be notified, the superintendent replied: "Goodness, no. Her parents don't need to hear about any of that. They're probably religious weirdos anyway. No, these decisions are best left to experts like us."

According to sources, Abby returned to school later that day as "Abe," (he/him). "


https://babylonbee.com/news/girl-rushed-to-hospital-for-emergency-gender-reassignment-surgery-after-showing-up-to-school-with-a-gijoe

It's good for a few laughs every day. They have actually had a lot of issues with Facebook because people keep reporting them as fake news..

Lots of folks don't know what satire is.

Some people just dont 'get' certain types of humour.

Thankfully we have the BBC and The Daily Mail to keep us abreast of true news.

Syl wrote:Some people just dont 'get' certain types of humour.

Thankfully we have the BBC and The Daily Mail to keep us abreast of true news.

The problem with the Babylon Bee is, that while it's stories are satire, they often are close to true in the crazy damn world we live in.

People have heard stories very close to the made up ones, that actually are true.