Jokes that may offend!

In the spirit of "nothing's sacred," here's a thread for posting a certain type of joke. Not for the faint of heart or easily offended ...

A man comes home from work one day to find his wife waiting for a taxi in front of their house.

She's got her coat on and her bags packed.

The man asks, "Honey, what's going on?"

She replies, "I'm leaving you!"

He asks, "But why?"

And she says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile!"

And the man says ...

"Now, that's an awfully big word for a nine-year-old!"

>THE Ben Reilly< wrote:In the spirit of "nothing's sacred," here's a thread for posting a certain type of joke. Not for the faint of heart or easily offended ...

A man comes home from work one day to find his wife waiting for a taxi in front of their house.

She's got her coat on and her bags packed.

The man asks, "Honey, what's going on?"

She replies, "I'm leaving you!"

He asks, "But why?"

And she says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile!"

And the man says ...

"Now, that's an awfully big word for a nine-year-old!"

No Mormon jokes, Ben!

Or Muslim !

Or gay

Or Black

Or sexist

Or Jewish

My dad sent me this one last week, absolutely hilarious

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in some time, gather at a bar to catch up. One man gets up to use the restroom, and the remaining three begin talking about their sons.

The first man says, "My son is my pride and joy, he started at the very bottom of a successful company, he studied hard, began to climb the corporate ladder, and is now the president of the company! He's so rich he bought his best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday."

The second man says, "That's amazing! My son is also my pride and joy. He began working for an airline company, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. He eventually became a partner of the company and now owns most of its assets. He's so rich, he bought he best friend a new jet for his birthday."

The third man says, "Well that's fantastic, my son is well-off too. He studied at the best universities, became an engineer, then started his own construction company and is now a self made multimillionaire! He bought he best friend a 30,000 square foot mansion."

By this time, the fourth man came back from the bathroom and joined the conversation. He said, "My son is gay, and makes a living stripping at a night club."

His friends reply, "That's awful! We're so sorry to hear that, you must be so disappointed."

The man replies, "No I'm not ashamed, he's my son and I love him. Plus, he's not doing too bad either. His birthday was recently and he received a 30,000 square foot mansion, a new jet, and a brand new Mercedes from his three boyfriends!"

This one's better spoken than read, but here's another one:

What did Michael Jackson love so much about twenty-seven year-olds?

There were twenty of them!