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Post by Ben Reilly Mon May 09, 2016 6:24 pm

Dad: What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Kids: [Rolling eyes] Rrrrr!

Dad: Aye, you'd think so, but their true love be for the C.
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Post by eddie Mon May 09, 2016 6:44 pm

That's really, really bad Ben No
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Post by Ben Reilly Mon May 09, 2016 8:14 pm

They actually are very preferential to the letter 'P' as well, actually. Without it, they're irate.
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Post by eddie Mon May 09, 2016 8:20 pm

Don't tell jokes in public again mate No
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Post by Ben Reilly Mon May 09, 2016 9:03 pm

eddie wrote:Don't tell jokes in public again mate No

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!
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Post by eddie Mon May 09, 2016 9:19 pm

I am coming to your house to make you stop.
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Post by Ben Reilly Mon May 09, 2016 9:24 pm

eddie wrote:I am coming to your house to make you stop.

I'm so upset since I lost my job. For me, unemployment is simply not working.
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Post by eddie Mon May 09, 2016 9:25 pm

Do you wanna go in the basement? Evil or Very Mad
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Post by veya_victaous Mon May 09, 2016 11:18 pm

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Post by eddie Mon May 09, 2016 11:53 pm

They were actually, marginally better than Ben's because they had a cute dog in them.
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Post by veya_victaous Tue May 10, 2016 6:00 am

eddie wrote:They were actually, marginally better than Ben's because they had a cute dog in them.

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Post by veya_victaous Tue Aug 09, 2016 5:46 am

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Post by Ben Reilly Sat Oct 08, 2016 5:58 pm

Dad: How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?

Kids: Rolling Eyes

Dad: A buck an ear!
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Post by eddie Sat Oct 08, 2016 5:59 pm

Stop it. I beg you.
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Post by Ben Reilly Sat Oct 08, 2016 6:01 pm

eddie wrote:Stop it. I beg you.

Dad: What's the fastest liquid on Earth?

Kids: Evil or Very Mad

Dad: Milk! It's pasteurized before you can even see it.
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Post by eddie Sat Oct 08, 2016 6:34 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:
eddie wrote:Stop it. I beg you.

Dad: What's the fastest liquid on Earth?

Kids: Evil or Very Mad

Dad: Milk! It's pasteurized before you can even see it.


Rolling Eyes You're easier to deal with when you're tired.
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Post by Victorismyhero Sat Oct 08, 2016 6:40 pm

would you like it pasteurised, cos pasturiesed is best

Ernie, I'll be 'appy if it comes up to me chest......


Ernie.....and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.........
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Post by eddie Sat Oct 08, 2016 6:41 pm

You're milking it now.
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Post by Victorismyhero Sat Oct 08, 2016 6:41 pm

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