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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Lurker Tue Mar 03, 2020 10:18 pm
eddie wrote:
He sounds like an American republican.
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Lurker Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:54 pm
LOL Could be a joke, but it looks real to me. Anyway, she couldn't "resist" it...
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Lurker Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:31 pm
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what ! !
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends..Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?'
She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'
'Why?' he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'
'Let me see' he said.
'Okay' and she showed him.. He looked and said, 'That's right.You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl,
'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he showed her!
She said, 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you!
You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends..Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?'
She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'
'Why?' he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'
'Let me see' he said.
'Okay' and she showed him.. He looked and said, 'That's right.You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl,
'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he showed her!
She said, 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you!
You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Lurker Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:39 pm
Parody on the State Farm Insurance commercials...
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Trump is the ugliest and dumbest idiot in the universe...
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
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"Feelings, nothing more than feelings
Trying to forget my feelings of love
Teardrops rolling down on my face
Trying to forget my feelings of love"
Trying to forget my feelings of love
Teardrops rolling down on my face
Trying to forget my feelings of love"
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by eddie Wed Apr 29, 2020 11:53 pm
Well 5G didn’t give me Coronavirus but it has made me slightly gay for Ruth Wilson.
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 29, 2020 11:56 pm
eddie wrote:Well 5G didn’t give me Coronavirus but it has made me slightly gay for Ruth Wilson.
Well that will break Gerard Butler's heart ...
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by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 29, 2020 11:56 pm
Also, I'm stealing "whoopsie doodle!" That floored me.
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by eddie Wed Apr 29, 2020 11:58 pm
Ben Reilly wrote:eddie wrote:Well 5G didn’t give me Coronavirus but it has made me slightly gay for Ruth Wilson.
Well that will break Gerard Butler's heart ...
Oh he will wait for me....
He’s busy being angry and rugged. A bit like you.
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