Move over WI... lady jockeys have now posed nude for their charity Christmas calendar.

HoratioTarr wrote:Oh FFS.   They look awful.  About as hot as the back end of a pantomime horse.  Don't these women understand the concept of 'sexy'?

HoratioTarr wrote:Plus, in a male dominated profession, it doesn't do much for their personal and professional kudos does it?   Just another example of how women are perceived as all tits and ass.

Syl wrote:

HoratioTarr wrote:Plus, in a male dominated profession, it doesn't do much for their personal and professional kudos does it?   Just another example of how women are perceived as all tits and ass.

The WI did the same, granted they were a bit more modest about it.
Tits and ass will never go out of fashion, personally stuff like this doesn't bother me,I find it amusing,  and I bet it wouldn't bother you if it was a male calendar...............off to find one.

Syl wrote:

HoratioTarr wrote:Oh FFS.   They look awful.  About as hot as the back end of a pantomime horse.  Don't these women understand the concept of 'sexy'?

Its for charity....party pooper.

Syl wrote:Well I'm not looking for male calendars any more, I was going to find some pics for a laugh but I have  just been directed to some really seedy sites.

Syl wrote:Its for charity, and so what if they have flabby bums and a bit of cellulite....blimey, you see worse sights on any beach you care to visit.

I think its all done in good fun.

HoratioTarr wrote:

Syl wrote:

Its for charity....party pooper.

These girls have got it right.   They look natural, sexy and attractive.

Syl wrote:Its for charity, and so what if they have flabby bums and a bit of cellulite....blimey, you see worse sights on any beach you care to visit.

I think its all done in good fun.

HoratioTarr wrote:

Syl wrote:Well I'm not looking for male calendars any more, I was going to find some pics for a laugh but I have  just been directed to some really seedy sites.

Syl wrote:

HoratioTarr wrote:


These girls have got it right.   They look natural, sexy and attractive.

Yes they do, but if the aim is to make money for charity I'm betting the bare arsed ones would make the most.

HoratioTarr wrote:

Syl wrote:Its for charity, and so what if they have flabby bums and a bit of cellulite....blimey, you see worse sights on any beach you care to visit.

I think its all done in good fun.

Nobody wants to look at flabby arses and cellulite.   There's no dignity in it, for starters.   Maybe someone should have had them in more flattering poses with just a hint of breast or curve of hip....not just standing there all round shouldered and hunched with cruel lighting FFS!

Syl wrote:

HoratioTarr wrote:

Gay sites at that.  

HoratioTarr wrote:

Syl wrote:

Yes they do, but if the aim is to make money for charity I'm betting the bare arsed ones would make the most.

So....all these female jockeys are good for, in regards to making money, is getting their arses out in the most unflattering  poses with bad lighting and worse boots!   They're not worth more than that?  Nobody would have the intelligence to buy a calendar for charity with the above photo...it's got be a bare arse?

HoratioTarr wrote:

Syl wrote:

Gay sites at that.  

I bet you had a lingering look moment though...

Syl wrote:

HoratioTarr wrote:


Nobody wants to look at flabby arses and cellulite.   There's no dignity in it, for starters.   Maybe someone should have had them in more flattering poses with just a hint of breast or curve of hip....not just standing there all round shouldered and hunched with cruel lighting FFS!

Well if they forked out money for professional photos I'm sure they would look better, but the aim is to make money not spend it all on fancy lighting and airbrushing.

I bet women are generally more critical of this calendar  than men are....men see big arses women see all the flaws on them. ,

Syl wrote:

HoratioTarr wrote:

I bet you had a lingering look moment though...

I was looking for naked firemen not gays doing the business.

Syl wrote:

HoratioTarr wrote:

I bet you had a lingering look moment though...

I was looking for naked firemen not gays taking it up the wrong un. 

HoratioTarr wrote:

Syl wrote:

Well if they forked out money for professional photos I'm sure they would look better, but the aim is to make money not spend it all on fancy lighting and airbrushing.

I bet women are generally more critical of this calendar  than men are....men see big arses women see all the flaws on them. ,

It's not about the flaws in their bodies...it's about how demeaning it is.   There are a hundred ways that photo could have had some class and sensuality, but someone, probably some bloke, said 'OK, drop your keks, look over your shoulders  and make love to the camera...that's right, Chantelle, think of your boyfriend.  Push out that lower lip, Bunty...this'll sell like hot cakes down at the Old Cu.nt and Trumpet...I think we'll have you at the back, Sheila, on the scales coz you're the most slim and attractive and if we put you at the front you'll just look like a silk purse among sow's ears....'

HoratioTarr wrote:

Syl wrote:

I was looking for naked firemen not gays taking it up the wrong un. 

Corrected that for you.

Syl wrote:

HoratioTarr wrote:

It's not about the flaws in their bodies...it's about how demeaning it is.   There are a hundred ways that photo could have had some class and sensuality, but someone, probably some bloke, said 'OK, drop your keks, look over your shoulders  and make love to the camera...that's right, Chantelle, think of your boyfriend.  Push out that lower lip, Bunty...this'll sell like hot cakes down at the Old Cu.nt and Trumpet...I think we'll have you at the back, Sheila, on the scales coz you're the most slim and attractive and if we put you at the front you'll just look like a silk purse among sow's ears....'

You seem to know a lot about it!!

HoratioTarr wrote:

Syl wrote:

You seem to know a lot about it!!

HoratioTarr wrote:Oh FFS.   They look awful.  About as hot as the back end of a pantomime horse.  Don't these women understand the concept of 'sexy'?

Cass wrote:It’s getting boring now.  The few first years ago, love me the WI were great, if a bit of ohhhh er matron, but now it’s flogging a dead horse. Pun intended.

Besides I think semi-clothed is so much more sexy. As someone once said, I find the word unbuttoning to be most erotic.

SEXY MAMA wrote:

Cass wrote:It’s getting boring now.  The few first years ago, love me the WI were great, if a bit of ohhhh er matron, but now it’s flogging a dead horse. Pun intended.

Besides I think semi-clothed is so much more sexy. As someone once said, I find the word unbuttoning to be most erotic.

Hey stranger x

How you doing?

Cass wrote:

SEXY MAMA wrote:

Hey stranger x

How you doing?

Howdy lady. I’m all good. Hope you are the same x

Cass wrote:It’s getting boring now.  The few first years ago, ones like the WI were great, if a bit of ohhhh er matron, but now it’s flogging a dead horse. Pun intended.

Besides I think semi-clothed is so much more sexy. As someone once said, I find the word unbuttoning to be most erotic.


I just edited the stoopid predictive text.

SEXY MAMA wrote:

Cass wrote:

Howdy lady. I’m all good. Hope you are the same x

Glad to hear that and it’s good to ‘see’ you on here x

eddie wrote:

Cass wrote:It’s getting boring now.  The few first years ago, ones like the WI were great, if a bit of ohhhh er matron, but now it’s flogging a dead horse. Pun intended.

Besides I think semi-clothed is so much more sexy. As someone once said, I find the word unbuttoning to be most erotic.


I just edited the stoopid predictive text.

Totally agree. Less is more. Always classy.

Cass wrote:

SEXY MAMA wrote:

Glad to hear that and it’s good to ‘see’ you on here x

You too SM. Every time I drink a Pepsi I still think of you and Fuzzy

Cass wrote:

eddie wrote:

Totally agree. Less is more. Always classy.

I’ve twice been to see The Chippendales. I was bored out of my mind. I looked at all the screaming women chanting take it off while in my mind I was screaming, NO put it back on. It really was a stupendous waste of my time. Both times, friends paid for me because I wouldn’t.

Syl wrote:

Cass wrote:

I’ve twice been to see The Chippendales. I was bored out of my mind. I looked at all the screaming women chanting take it off while in my mind I was screaming, NO put it back on. It really was a stupendous waste of my time. Both times, friends paid for me because I wouldn’t.

I was once dragged out on a hen night to see a male stripper called Billy hot rocks.
Never seen one before or since. The way middle aged respectable women turned almost feral when he whipped his covering off was a sight to behold.

Syl wrote:Well I'm not looking for male calendars any more, I was going to find some pics for a laugh but I have  just been directed to some really seedy sites.

Syl wrote:

Cass wrote:

I’ve twice been to see The Chippendales. I was bored out of my mind. I looked at all the screaming women chanting take it off while in my mind I was screaming, NO put it back on. It really was a stupendous waste of my time. Both times, friends paid for me because I wouldn’t.

I was once dragged out on a hen night to see a male stripper called Billy hot rocks.
Never seen one before or since. The way middle aged respectable women turned almost feral when he whipped his covering off was a sight to behold.

HoratioTarr wrote:

Syl wrote:

I was once dragged out on a hen night to see a male stripper called Billy hot rocks.
Never seen one before or since. The way middle aged respectable women turned almost feral when he whipped his covering off was a sight to behold.

I saw one at a pub once, rigged up like a badly dressed Darth Vader, he reeked of BO and there was no way his bits and piece were gonna get near me.

Fred Moletrousers wrote:I have just averted my gaze slightly  to see that the leader of the group (I have been trying to come up with a collective noun for naked lady jockeys, but have failed) is named Leanda Tickle.

You couldn't make it up.....

Cass wrote:

HoratioTarr wrote:

I saw one at a pub once, rigged up like a badly dressed Darth Vader, he reeked of BO and there was no way his bits and piece were gonna get near me.

Hahahahaha that made me laugh till I choked. Have a bazillion green thingys!

Lord Foul wrote:

Fred Moletrousers wrote:I have just averted my gaze slightly  to see that the leader of the group (I have been trying to come up with a collective noun for naked lady jockeys, but have failed) is named Leanda Tickle.

You couldn't make it up.....

A "grapple" perhaps?

veya_victaous wrote:

Syl wrote:Well I'm not looking for male calendars any more, I was going to find some pics for a laugh but I have  just been directed to some really seedy sites.

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