COUPLE HOSPITALIZED AFTER MAN GETS HIS HEAD STUCK IN HIS WIFE’S VAGINA

A couple was transported to the hospital in a very awkward position last night after a man somehow got his head stuck in his wife’s vagina during a strange sexual game.

Tom and Janis Morrison, a young couple from the small town of Greensboro in Alabama, called 911 around 10:00 pm last night to ask for an ambulance.

Samantha Irving, the operator who took the call, says she thought it as a joke when he explained the situation.

“The woman told me that her husband had fallen and that his head was now stuck in her vaginal cavity. I really thought that it was a group of teenagers making a prank call.”

Despite Ms. Irving’s doubts, she sent an ambulance on the site and the paramedics rapidly realized that the situation was in fact very serious.

Bill Austin, one of the paramedics who transported the couple, claims they were lying naked on their bed and partially covered in blood.

“The woman kept screaming out in pain whenever the guy moved, but he had half of his face buried in there and he looked like he was going through Hell!”

The couple was transported to the nearby Hale County Hospital, where doctors were able to separate the couple.

Ms. Morrison suffered from severe internal bleeding but is now stable, while her husband has suffered only a few scratches and bruises.

According to doctors, both could also suffer from post-traumatic stress syndrome.


http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-hospitalized-after-man-gets-his-head-stuck-in-his-wifes-vagina/

Could have been worse. His head could have been the size of my cock.

Pix or it didn't happen!

Omg how big is her vagina

When she phoned 911, did she say she had acute angina or a cute vagina?

magica wrote:Omg how big is her vagina

We'll have no talk of clown's pockets and throwing sausages down a lobby, if you don't mind!!!!!!

I am wondering how either of them gets any sexual pleasure out of that. The mind boggles.

HoratioTarr wrote:

magica wrote:Omg how big is her vagina

We'll have no talk of clown's pockets and throwing sausages down a lobby, if you don't mind!!!!!!

Perverts.
The woman is absolutely huge....she is naked on that pic,  cant post pics on tablet...she looks like one of those women who has a feeder, very odd couple.

Just read its a fake story nicked from a porn site.

'The website World News Daily Report is a well known hoax website specialized in posting hoaxes and made up stories. The disclaimer on their website is pretty clear about that even though you have to scroll all the way down the page to find it:'

HoratioTarr wrote:

magica wrote:Omg how big is her vagina

We'll have no talk of clown's pockets and throwing sausages down a lobby, if you don't mind!!!!!!

i read this story out to my eldest son,,,,,he cracked up laughing and said to me FFS! she's got a fanny on her like a wizard's sleeve, he then described it as a broken catflap

Syl wrote:Perverts.
The woman is absolutely huge....she is naked on that pic,  cant post pics on tablet...she looks like one of those women who has a feeder, very odd couple.

Just read its a fake story nicked from a porn site.

'The website World News Daily Report is a well known hoax website specialized in posting hoaxes and made up stories. The disclaimer on their website is pretty clear about that even though you have to scroll all the way down the page to find it:'

hahaha well, i couldnt stop laughing when the paramedic said ''the poor bloke had half his face buried and looked like he was going through hell'' later it said ''she had internal injuries but he only had scratches and bruises''

my son looked shocked and said ''scratches?? what the hell does she keep up there?''

The article says "he" called the 911 emergency number (3rd paragraph, "he explained the situation...").

So, if his head was stuck in her vagina, where was the phone?  And who else did he call?  

Original Quill wrote:The article says "he" called the 911 emergency number (3rd paragraph, "he explained the situation...").

So, if his head was stuck in her vagina, where was the phone?  And who else did he call?  

It's fake news Quill.

Well if it's fake news then it's been reported in loads of different news media places. Google it.

gelico wrote:

HoratioTarr wrote:

We'll have no talk of clown's pockets and throwing sausages down a lobby, if you don't mind!!!!!!

i read this story out to my eldest son,,,,,he cracked up laughing and said to me FFS! she's got a fanny on her like a wizard's sleeve,  he then described it as a broken catflap

That Apple didn't fall far from the tree!

Syl wrote:Perverts.
The woman is absolutely huge....she is naked on that pic,  cant post pics on tablet...she looks like one of those women who has a feeder, very odd couple.

Just read its a fake story nicked from a porn site.

'The website World News Daily Report is a well known hoax website specialized in posting hoaxes and made up stories. The disclaimer on their website is pretty clear about that even though you have to scroll all the way down the page to find it:'

This story is in several media outlets and they're all claiming it's true. I did check it out as it seeemd unreal but apparently it's happened before too......You can watch it on YouTube.

Miffs2 wrote:

gelico wrote:

i read this story out to my eldest son,,,,,he cracked up laughing and said to me FFS! she's got a fanny on her like a wizard's sleeve,  he then described it as a broken catflap

That Apple didn't fall far from the tree!

hahaha there's always good banter in my gaff nems

do you know, my two sons actually tell each other ''your mum'' jokes in front of me,,,,IN FRONT OF ME!!

gelico wrote:

Miffs2 wrote:

gelico wrote:

i read this story out to my eldest son,,,,,he cracked up laughing and said to me FFS! she's got a fanny on her like a wizard's sleeve,  he then described it as a broken catflap

That Apple didn't fall far from the tree!

hahaha there's always good banter in my gaff nems

do you know, my two sons actually tell each other ''your mum'' jokes in front of me,,,,IN FRONT OF ME!!  

I tell "my mum" jokes to my own son.

'Standard' treatment for two dogs stuck together...

Throw a bucket or two of (very) cold water on them..

eddie wrote:

gelico wrote:

hahaha there's always good banter in my gaff nems

do you know, my two sons actually tell each other ''your mum'' jokes in front of me,,,,IN FRONT OF ME!!  

I tell "my mum" jokes to my own son.

hahahaha - actually I do too - i love my sons attitude with me

me: can one of you take the bin and stick it in the trash outside?
youngest: I'll stick you in the trash outside
eldest: FFS! What's in this bin? It stinks
me: Oh, fuck off - your mum stinks

that's standard convo in my gaff

Pretty much the same here Hahahaha

eddie wrote:Well if it's fake news then it's been reported in loads of different news media places. Google it.  

http://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3468770-fake-news-couple-not-hospitalized-after-man-gets-his-head-stuck-in-his-wifes-vagina.html

"The website World News Daily Report is a well known hoax website specialized in posting hoaxes and made up stories. The disclaimer on their website is pretty clear about that even though you have to scroll all the way down the page to find it:
WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website - even those based on real people - are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle.
However several other websites have already copied the story verbatim but omitting the satire disclaimer. If you see anyone sharing this story on social media, feel free to tell them they have their own head stuck up their **** for sharing fake news..."

Detective Syl.


But there are people on YouTube actually doing it!

They are a lovely couple though.  

Her tit is bigger than his head.

eddie wrote:Her tit is bigger than his head.

That really made me laugh....

If Tommy sees the pic I bet he says its photo shopped.
It does look a bit like her head has been superimposed on the body,

I don't believe it's fake. They'll write anything on the Internet these days, even fake disclaimers. Don't fall for it just because you read it on the Net. I've seen no substantiation for the disclaimer.

What I want to know is, how come her pussy came equipped with a phone.

Original Quill wrote:I don't believe it's fake.  They'll write anything on the Internet these days, even fake disclaimers.  Don't fall for it just because you read it on the Net.  I've seen no substantiation for the disclaimer.

What I want to know is, how come her pussy came equipped with a phone.

Maybe in reality she's actually a wired sex-bot android ???

Syl wrote:They are a lovely couple though.  

Is he a feeder?

Judging by his look, he's got something in mind.

HoratioTarr wrote:

Syl wrote:They are a lovely couple though.  

Is he a feeder?

Yes he's a feeder. He fed her his whole head.

She looks like she already ate two.

Well there is a biblical scripture that say's there is nothing new under the sun- but I think this one is a new one even for God

VoD, can you imagine the conversation "up there " in heaven

Jesus "hey dad, have you seen what they are doing now"

God ..rolls on floor laughing and spluttering....."talk about pushing a design beyond its intended boundaries"

Lord Foul wrote:VoD, can you imagine the conversation "up there " in heaven

Jesus "hey dad, have you seen what they are doing now"

God  ..rolls on floor laughing and spluttering....."talk about pushing a design beyond its intended boundaries"

eddie wrote:

HoratioTarr wrote:

Is he a feeder?

Yes he's a feeder. He fed her his whole head.

You don't eat from that orifice...

Original Quill wrote:

eddie wrote:

HoratioTarr wrote:

Is he a feeder?

Yes he's a feeder. He fed her his whole head.

You don't eat from that orifice...  

Some people do.

eddie wrote:

Original Quill wrote:

You don't eat from that orifice...  

Some people do.

Well, of course...weak vomeronasal organ. How else are they going to pick up on female pheromones?

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