Fairness

Black People do have a sense of Humour.

A twin-engine passenger plane has an engine failure and the altitude and speed are decreasing rapidly.

The pilot speaks over the intercom ..... "I'm sorry it has come to this ladies and gentlemen, but unfortunately we are going to have to jettison the luggage in order for the aircraft to remain airborne ".

Baggage is thrown out but still the plane's altitude continues to decrease.

Once again the pilot gets on the intercom, "I hate to do this folks but in order to save the majority we are going to have to start off-loading some passengers. The only fair way is to do this ALPHABETICALLY, so we'll start with the letter 'A'".
"AFRICANS? ARE THERE ANY AFRICANS ON BOARD?"

There was no answer so the pilot calls, "Black people, are there any black people on board?"

AGAIN SILENCE." C - colored people? Are there any colored people on board?" STILL THERE IS SILENCE.

A little black boy sitting near the rear of the plane turned to his mother and said, "MUM, AIN'T WE AFRICAN? AIN'T WE BLACK? AIN'T WE COLOURED?"

She replied, "YES, SON BUT FOR THE MOMENT WE IS NIGGERS. LET THEM DO THE Muslims FIRST.
If that don't work we is Zulus"...

Herb Caen relates the story of an SFO (San Francisco International Airport) airline ticket agent who had overbooked a flight.  He entered the fully-boarded aircraft, thumbing through a fist-full of tickets looking for the name Patrick Gay. Finally he asked over the intercom: "Is there a Gay on board."

A man in the middle stood up and answered: "I'm Gay."  He walked forward and the agent took his boarding pass and told him he had to leave the plane.

Then the ticket agent thumbed through the remaining tickets and asked: "Is there another Gay on board?"

Whereupon three men in the back stood up, and one said: "We're all gay...you can't kick us all off!"